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16 May 2012 06:22 AM   |   9541 clicks   |   SacBee
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Cagey B     
His lawyer is trying to represent him and filing appeals. I'm not sure what's so horrible about that.

15 May 2012 11:33 PM
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bluorangefyre    [TotalFark]  
Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

15 May 2012 11:59 PM
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SkunkWerks     
"...alleging the former football star was so badly represented by lawyers in his trial and previous appeals that he deserves a new trial."

Johnny Cochrane called in dead. What was The Juice supposed to do, eh?

16 May 2012 06:31 AM
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Hector Remarkable     
Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman, in a premeditated plot so heinous as to rock the very foundations of the highest branches of law enforcement in this country!?! Don't Miss. - "The Real Killer".
Coming soon.

16 May 2012 06:32 AM
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thamike    [TotalFark]  
media.sacbee.com

This is how tired and frustrated representing OJ makes people.

/He's actually laying down a massive fart in this picture.

16 May 2012 06:44 AM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
He's still alive? Hasn't been shanked yet? Wth is wrong with our prisons?

16 May 2012 06:49 AM
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CasperImproved     
I'd rather he rot in jail... and enjoy the butt buddies he has deserved.

16 May 2012 06:54 AM
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DrippinBalls     
I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............

16 May 2012 06:57 AM
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thelordofcheese     
Do they not have an editor? That got very painful very quickly.

16 May 2012 07:01 AM
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tankjr     
DrippinBalls: I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............


c'mon, all he ever did was try to reclaim some sports memorabilia that was rightfully his. You'd wish death upon him for that?

16 May 2012 07:07 AM
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digitalpirate     
I'd rape OJ

Just sayin'

16 May 2012 07:08 AM
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AthensBoy     
Hector Remarkable: Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman...

Frame OJ? But I really like OJ...

But this is just too good to pass up.

16 May 2012 07:14 AM
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DrippinBalls     
tankjr
DrippinBalls: I would have hoped he'd hung himself by now.

/sorry to hear he's alive.............

c'mon, all he ever did was try to reclaim some sports memorabilia that was rightfully his. You'd wish death upon him for that?


Well, that and all that stabby/slice & dice thing. Sure.

16 May 2012 07:14 AM
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Khakimonkey     
Remember you and I my friend, remain the real victims of OJ's current whereabouts. You see, if he hadn't been sent to prison, he'd have shown us who the real killer was by now, and thereby relieving us of this agonizing anxiety....

16 May 2012 07:25 AM
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CasperImproved     
Some of the best things in life aren't free.

Knowing that karma put the juice in prison makes life just a little bit better. I really hope he has large unfriendly boyfriends. He deserves that.

16 May 2012 07:36 AM
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A Terrible Human     
CasperImproved: Some of the best things in life aren't free.

That's a really good song by Filter btw.

/Got nothing but OJ can go fark himself.

16 May 2012 07:43 AM
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Silverlock     
I've always thought the OJ trial gave us an important lesson in irony: LA cops, so incompetent, they couldn't frame a guilty man.

16 May 2012 08:10 AM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
I think he got more than he deserved in the Nevada case. On the other hand he got less than he deserved in the California criminal case. On the other other -- oops, that's not a hand -- the California civil verdict was unjust.

16 May 2012 08:12 AM
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qsblues     
I'm the stunt double for SLFF, and since he can't make the thread ...

WHITE PEOPLE DONE DID IT!

16 May 2012 08:13 AM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Meh,

16 May 2012 08:15 AM
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mekkab     
wait... OJ is in jail? When did his happen?

16 May 2012 08:16 AM
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DarkVader    [TotalFark]  
All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

The cops botched that investigation so incredibly badly there's no way we'll ever know. That's why he was rightfully acquitted.

As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.

16 May 2012 08:18 AM
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THX 1138     
bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

If using wealth and fame to secure a not-guilty verdict is what you meant by "being the fall guy", then i guess so.

16 May 2012 08:18 AM
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A Terrible Human     
DarkVader: All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.



Yeah I would feel that way too if he didn't try to release a book called If I Did It.

16 May 2012 08:20 AM
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ChuDogg     
He was the Treyvon Martin of his day.

16 May 2012 08:25 AM
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SkunkWerks     
DarkVader: I don't know care if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

FIFTY.

16 May 2012 08:34 AM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust    [TotalFark]  
Haha loved it when he tried to guilt trip the world because the Goldman's seized his profits from IF I DID IT by claiming it was to secure a legacy for his children. You know, the children he made motherless.

16 May 2012 08:34 AM
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Cormee     
He was great as Axel Foley

16 May 2012 08:38 AM
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doubled99     
His son did it

16 May 2012 08:39 AM
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SkunkWerks     
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Haha loved it when he tried to guilt trip the world because the Goldman's seized his profits from IF I DID IT by claiming it was to secure a legacy for his children. You know, the children he made motherless.

Well, all of that under the assumption that he didn't make them motherless...


I dunno, even with that assumption in place, that whole scenario is still dangerously ironic. "Hey kids! I'm securing a legacy for you by writing a book about how I might have killed your mom- even though, yanno, I didn't.

So that's cool, right?"

16 May 2012 08:40 AM
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vudukungfu     
It's not over until they make a movie about a footba;; player in prison playing a big game against the guards.
OJ, he gets to play a character called "Caretaker"

16 May 2012 08:43 AM
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Archie Goodwin     
OJ killed Jon Benet Ramsay!!

16 May 2012 08:49 AM
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gregscott     
Mushrooms grow on manure. I guess Lawyers are like mushrooms.

16 May 2012 08:50 AM
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SharkTrager     
DarkVader: As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.

So in your state it's legal to burst in to a hotel room, guns drawn, and hold the occupants hostage?

16 May 2012 08:50 AM
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9beers     
DarkVader: All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

The cops botched that investigation so incredibly badly there's no way we'll ever know. That's why he was rightfully acquitted.

As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.


So what you're saying is that you know absolutely nothing about the evidence presented in the murder case, got it.

16 May 2012 08:53 AM
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remscheld     
bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

It's not really being the fall guy if you plead not-guilty. If his son really was the killer, an OJ decided to take the blame to spare him, wouldn't he have pled guilty?

16 May 2012 08:57 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

16 May 2012 09:01 AM
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urbangirl    [TotalFark]  
You know things are bad when your own attorney is face*palming himself right in front of you.

16 May 2012 09:02 AM
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Hawnkee     
Are they going to fight to free James Brown while they're at it?

16 May 2012 09:24 AM
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JohnCarter     
It will only be entertaining if there is a white bronco involved in some way

16 May 2012 09:25 AM
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Wade_Wilson     
Because People in power are Stupid: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x343]

If Pee-Wee did it, that puts the whole incident in a whole new light.

I would have loved a media circus trial where every time Cochran says the word "Acquit", everyone in the courtroom screams real loud.

16 May 2012 09:47 AM
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Carousel Beast     
DarkVader: All the OJ hate...

I don't know if he killed his ex-wife. And neither do you.

The cops botched that investigation so incredibly badly there's no way we'll ever know. That's why he was rightfully acquitted.

As for this current nonsense, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that he didn't really do anything wrong, and shouldn't have been convicted.


10/10

That was a masterful troll.

16 May 2012 10:03 AM
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Parthenogenetic     
Hector Remarkable: Was OJ was framed by the real killer, Mark Fuhrman, in a premeditated plot so heinous as to rock the very foundations of the highest branches of law enforcement in this country!?! Don't Miss. - "The Real Killer".
Coming soon.


I read this in Don LaFontaine's voice, even though it didn't start with "In a world..."

16 May 2012 10:18 AM
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phyrkrakr     
You guys are all missing OJ's biggest crime - it's only through him that the Kardashians exist. If Robert Kardashian doesn't help with OJ's legal defense, nobody ever cares about his hellspawn and Kim Kardashian is just another amateur doing shaky cam interracial porn on the internet.

16 May 2012 10:34 AM
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RibbyK     
Cormee: He was great as Axel Foley

Nope, that was Chris Rock.

16 May 2012 10:53 AM
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SharkTrager     
phyrkrakr: You guys are all missing OJ's biggest crime - it's only through him that the Kardashians exist.

In the case of Khloe that may be even literally true.

16 May 2012 11:25 AM
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stuffy     
Just when I had forgotten all about OJ.
Thanks subby

16 May 2012 12:32 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Wade_Wilson: Because People in power are Stupid: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x343]

If Pee-Wee did it, that puts the whole incident in a whole new light.

I would have loved a media circus trial where every time Cochran says the word "Acquit", everyone in the courtroom screams real loud.


You know and I know that Charles Manson took the fall for PeeWee and that Nicole was part of his new family.

16 May 2012 03:10 PM
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bluorangefyre    [TotalFark]  
remscheld: bluorangefyre: Didn't they already say his oldest son is the real killer and OJ did what any sane, rational father would do and decide to be the fall guy for it?

It's not really being the fall guy if you plead not-guilty. If his son really was the killer, an OJ decided to take the blame to spare him, wouldn't he have pled guilty?


Maybe because of his celebrity he knew the trial would be a circus of such epic proportions, his name would be forever tarnished. Besides, wasn't it kinda brought up at trial that the only other possible suspect would've been his son?

16 May 2012 06:21 PM
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Parthenogenetic     
RibbyK: Cormee: He was great as Axel Foley

Nope, that was Chris Rock.


Nuh uh, that was Chris Tucker.

16 May 2012 06:58 PM
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