Shatting on a stolen toilet would've completed the circle.

It was complete when you said "soda" Subby.

Cutters!!

BALLS

Hope they beat the fark out of him. Stay in the ghetto, you piece of shiat, other people are trying to better themselves and the world.

Then returned to Delta House.

I don't know, sounds like your regular photography major to me.

Ta-da!

Sounds like a typical Wednesday afternoon at UT Austin.

No disrespect to Subby but try this instead

Man visits campus on a stolen bike, steal sodas, says he's going to the library to study but can't remember what he's studying, later found on another bicycle with a stolen sandwich, gets arrested. The circle cycle of dumbass is complete

Sounds like something these two idiots would do.