Subby's copping for a feel...

;)

Solution: Stick them in the kitchen

God damn, no wonder my burger was raw.


And had sparkles on it.

Trainees?

Couldn't they just say that the morning guy turns it on, they only know how to turn it off?

Only time you'll see someone 20 years old called a minor...

stay classy Carmel. This is the same city where the the local high school got busted for sex acts on the team football bus. When the story broke all the studnets went on to the reporters twitter page and threatened to rape and murder her.

"one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

Pete_T_Mann: Only time you'll see someone 20 years old called a minor...

I was 20 when i got my minor in possesion charge.

Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

That's crazy that you could be considered a minor at 20, legal drinking age is 19 here in Nova Scotia

bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

Pretty sure here in Ohio, 15 year olds cannot work in a kitchen. I wonder how this place is going to keep it's liquor license?

It's a sad day when the women don't know how to work a stove.

Were they hot?

Because that's really all that matters.

Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

/CSB

I wonder what drunk coeds look like??

proteus_b: Couldn't they just say that the morning guy turns it on, they only know how to turn it off?

They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

Police officials say the bar owner told three females - ages 15, 19 and 20 - to run into the kitchen and pretend to be cooks. Officers found them trying to cook on a cold grill.

Nice detective work there, Lou. No really... LFMAO - were the girls blond, by any chance?

odinsposse: They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

Oh, so what you're saying is that just about everything turns them on.

As lawbreaking goes, I have to admit, that's pretty creative.

proteus_b: odinsposse: They could if they weren't drunk teenagers.

Oh, so what you're saying is that just about everything turns them on.

I'm saying their vocabulary was most likely limited to "Oh my God!" and "SCREEEECH!"

Merilwen: "one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

Now THAT is funny.

hi

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

/CSB

And I'd comp him his meals/drinks.

As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

ProfessorOhki: Merilwen: "one count of employment of minors, and one count of failing to maintain employee records."

LMAO

Now THAT is funny.

*judge strikes gavel soundly*

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

jmr61: Were they hot?

Because that's really all that matters.

RTFA...nobody turned on the grill.

Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?



/oblig.

FTA: A Carmel bar cited in January for serving minors is in trouble again.

The reason underage kids drink there is because there is no one over 21 there buying booze

/been there
/place sucks

Firethorn: As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

The Aunt Jemima treatment requires a cold grill

oukewldave: bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

Pretty sure here in Ohio, 15 year olds cannot work in a kitchen. I wonder how this place is going to keep it's liquor license?

I know you have to be a certain age to serve the booze, but I don't see how it matters if you're the cook or the busboy. The hostess is usually an underage hottie.

Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

jaytkay: Firethorn: As for the girls, what was the grill doing being cold in the first place?

The Aunt Jemima treatment requires a cold grill

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I don't care if PJ Soles picked on Crazy Carrie in that movie. After seeing Bill Murray give her the Aunt Jemima treatment I fell in love. But since I was a kid then and didn't know much about sex, I was still confused why her and Murray were in that tiny trunk together, and what they were doing in it...

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Paul used to drink underage at Walsh's Tavern. When they got raided, he knew just what to do: he got up, bussed his table, bussed the next one, and walked into the kitchen. The manager, seeing that Paul had just saved them both some trouble, quietly told him to keep working.

/CSB

That's a good man, and a good bar owner.

Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(



Oh yeah. Well; at least the parents won't have to set aside money for her college.

/ And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

Here in Oregon he could have just said they were strippers. No need for any grill knowledge.

Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Little.Alex: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(



Oh yeah. Well; at least the parents won't have to set aside money for her college.

/ And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

Wait.

That's real?

Um.

I suggest a federal investigation, plz.

Plz?

There might still be time to save her...

;)

lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

Something something samwich something something!!!

/pickles and chips also

Indubitably: lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

Your sanity, i haz it's back.

Google "underage tattoo" and see the Aristocrats!

"Stop taking the piss and make me an omelet, biatches. Let's see what you've farking got."

Little.Alex: / And in a lot of states, unless it's done in a hospital, you can get arrested for tattooing a minor.

Hospitals do tattoos now?

lockers: Indubitably: lockers: Indubitably: Little.Alex: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 331x400]

Are you gonna tell me she doesn't look 21?

This disturbs me on SO many levels I can only say: whoever allowed this failed the parenting license soundly...

;(

You do know they make temporary tattoos, right? Looking at the state of the house and the newness of her clothes, i would say that is far more likely. OTOH, temporary or not, it is now forever onthe interwebs.

Nice save.

Your sanity, i haz it's back.

Um.

Thanks, but,

I needn't need yer help, friend.

Perhaps you talkin' sanity is a personal quest...

My quest diverges from yourn.

;)

Drop the farking drinking age back to 18. Damned neo-prohibitionists.

Indiana State Excise Police officials

Indiana has a special unit for this sort of thing? In Wisconsin finding minors in a bar (even without a parent) is like a day that ends in "Y". I was fishing my uncle out of the local watering holes as soon I got my license.

/It usually involved taking 3 beers and a chaser with him to get him out

bingethinker: Employment of minors? What, you can't even work in the kitchen if you're underage?

Wacky.

In most cases you can, not just in a bar.