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   Coffee that was once good for you, then bad for you, then good, then bad, then good, and then bad again is now once more good for you

17 May 2012 12:12 AM   |   5245 clicks   |   MSNBC
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it

16 May 2012 09:54 PM
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Damnaged    [TotalFark]  
Sgygus: Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it


I had the same problem for a while and finally figured out it was the acid. My coffee's about 15% milk now, but at least I can drink it again without gut problems.

16 May 2012 09:56 PM
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Damnaged: my coffee's about 15% milk now

Milking it up no longer works for me, Damnaged, unfortunately. When the maalox stopped working, the resultant gastritis sent me to the E.R.

Like many things in life, enjoy it while you can!

16 May 2012 11:36 PM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
I don't care what they print about it, I haven't stopped drinking it.

16 May 2012 11:59 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
Just shut up and give me my coffee.

17 May 2012 12:12 AM
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Omahawg    [TotalFark]  
meh. submitted better headline. will live forever now. blah blah blah

17 May 2012 12:15 AM
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Raddamant     
Just hook it to my veins!

17 May 2012 12:15 AM
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Begoggle     
Literally everything you drink is bad for you.
Except pure H2O, which apparently doesn't exist.
So whatever.

17 May 2012 12:17 AM
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LeroyBourne     
Sgygus: Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it


Can you still have tea? Some teas can get you all jacked out too.
/not that that's the point of coffee, but it's a perk

17 May 2012 12:17 AM
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Sabyen91     
Begoggle: Literally everything you drink is bad for you.
Except pure H2O, which apparently doesn't exist.
So whatever.


Except water is also bad for you.

17 May 2012 12:20 AM
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adeist69     
Damnaged: Sgygus: Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it

I had the same problem for a while and finally figured out it was the acid. My coffee's about 15% milk now, but at least I can drink it again without gut problems.




When my stomach bothers me I just switch to iced coffee, the ice dilutes it. I can't drink soda from a can or bottle either, but can drink it all day long on ice.

17 May 2012 12:20 AM
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OOBE Juan Kenobi     
Sgygus: Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it


Damnaged: Sgygus: Good for all of you who can drink coffee. My stomach has let me know my coffee drinking days are over.

/I miss it

I had the same problem for a while and finally figured out it was the acid. My coffee's about 15% milk now, but at least I can drink it again without gut problems.


If you're not buying fresh beans and then grinding them up (darker roasts for less acid), then you should try that. Higher quality coffee is not the same. Less jitters, unless super strong. If you drink Folgers or the other canned coffees, they tend to irritate the stomach and nervous system more. Just my experience... I spend the extra money personally because I like good coffee. If it's a habit, might as well put good stuff in your body...

17 May 2012 12:21 AM
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SubBass49     
This just in: Results of a new study indicate that living causes death.

17 May 2012 12:21 AM
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Adolf Oliver Nipples    [TotalFark]  
I'll stick to Mountain Dew. At least nobody will ever change their minds about the health benefits of Mountain Dew, so I have a leg up. Coffee is just a sugar and caffeine delivery system anyway. People will tell you that they drink it for the flavor, but they're lying. They drink it to get breaks at work and to stay awake in their cubicle-drone jobs.

17 May 2012 12:22 AM
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karmaceutical    [TotalFark]  
Sgygus: Damnaged: my coffee's about 15% milk now

Milking it up no longer works for me, Damnaged, unfortunately. When the maalox stopped working, the resultant gastritis sent me to the E.R.

Like many things in life, enjoy it while you can!


Have you tried smoking it? Or maybe just mainline??

17 May 2012 12:22 AM
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capt.hollister     
Sgygus: Damnaged: my coffee's about 15% milk now

Milking it up no longer works for me, Damnaged, unfortunately. When the maalox stopped working, the resultant gastritis sent me to the E.R.

Like many things in life, enjoy it while you can!


I can commiserate. In my case it was the twice-daily Pradax (aka Pradaxa in the US) for my a-fib that finally made it impossible for my stomach to handle any more acid, even with 60mg of prescription Dexylant daily.

I suppose there are worst things in life than giving up coffee, but I do miss it.

17 May 2012 12:23 AM
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Hector Remarkable     
"I don't want people to read this and say, 'Oh, I'm going to drink more coffee because I don't want to die,'" he said.


Oh, I'm going to drink more coffee because I don't want to die.


Wow, and that's just what he didn't want to happen.

17 May 2012 12:25 AM
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Strongbeerrules     
An average of 3.2 cups a day?

Lightweights.

I average a pot of Hawaiian Kona blend per day. Black.

17 May 2012 12:27 AM
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Amper     
Freedman's analysis centered on healthy people; those with cancer, heart disease and stroke were excluded from the review.

This is excellent news for my upcoming research that dealing crack is beneficial* to your health.

(Excluding people who are shot to death, beaten by police, overdose, or are victims of crime or suicide.)

17 May 2012 12:28 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
That's why I limit myself to no more than 600 cups a day. It's just good sense, people.

17 May 2012 12:28 AM
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Abox     
www.hwdyk.com

17 May 2012 12:29 AM
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Loucifer    [TotalFark]  
The Kennedy's never drank coffee and look what happened to them.

17 May 2012 12:29 AM
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titwrench     
Begoggle: Literally everything you drink is bad for you.
Except pure H2O, which apparently doesn't exist.
So whatever.


Actually pure water would kill you. If you drank enough of it it would completely deplete you of your essential minerals.

17 May 2012 12:29 AM
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simsite9    [TotalFark]  
Coffee lovers less likely to die, study finds

Oh, I think they're as likely to die as anyone else.

17 May 2012 12:29 AM
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phrawgh     
This illustrates why science is a failure. The Lord is the same every day for all time. Trust in Him.

17 May 2012 12:29 AM
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Doomed     
Strongbeerrules: An average of 3.2 cups a day?

Lightweights.

I average a pot of Hawaiian Kona blend per day. Black.


That's it?

17 May 2012 12:30 AM
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OOBE Juan Kenobi     
Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's why I limit myself to no more than 600 cups a day. It's just good sense, people.

Finally, it is your turn to shine, my friend.

17 May 2012 12:32 AM
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Manfred J. Hattan     
In fact, men who drank at least six cups of coffee a day had a 10 percent lower chance of dying during the 14-year study period than those who drank none. For women, the risk was 15 percent lower...

Over a longer term, I guarantee that the chance of dying converged for all groups.

17 May 2012 12:32 AM
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ladyfortuna     
Hundreds of years of culinary history can't be wrong :)

I used to drink a lot more coffee/caffeinated soda but then I figured out that's why I had tons of headaches. Now 4 cups in a day is a lot for me (measured, not just 'whatever fits in my mug = a cup). My dad has a heart murmur but apparently after he switched to decaf it hasn't bothered him since.

17 May 2012 12:32 AM
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wantingout     
Coffee good for you? Yes. 64 oz 8 shot skinny sugar- free half-caff cararmel latte with extra syrup? Not so much.

17 May 2012 12:33 AM
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Sabyen91     
I hear that drinking coffee through your penis gives you an 18.8873% chance of living longer.

/What doesn't kill you...often kills you the next day.

17 May 2012 12:34 AM
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Sabyen91     
ladyfortuna: Hundreds of years of culinary history can't be wrong :)

I used to drink a lot more coffee/caffeinated soda but then I figured out that's why I had tons of headaches. Now 4 cups in a day is a lot for me (measured, not just 'whatever fits in my mug = a cup). My dad has a heart murmur but apparently after he switched to decaf it hasn't bothered him since.


I only get the massive headaches when I fail to drink caffeine.

17 May 2012 12:34 AM
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digitalpirate     
6 cups a day? That seems a bit excessive.

17 May 2012 12:34 AM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Strongbeerrules: An average of 3.2 cups a day?

Lightweights.

I average a pot of Hawaiian Kona blend per day. Black.


I call bullshiat. The Kona crop was devastated last year and it's rare as hens' teeth right now. Either you're lying about the quality, you have a stash, or you're getting ripped off.

17 May 2012 12:37 AM
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steamingpile     
Sgygus: Damnaged: my coffee's about 15% milk now

Milking it up no longer works for me, Damnaged, unfortunately. When the maalox stopped working, the resultant gastritis sent me to the E.R.

Like many things in life, enjoy it while you can!


Pussy.

I love the GFs mother who keeps on and on about how bad coffee is for you and that she has switched over to just drinking green tea because it is so much healthier than coffee every day.

Of course if we mention that her giving up her smoking a pack and a half a day would be better than giving up coffee she gets pissed.

17 May 2012 12:38 AM
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Skyred     
This is interesting and all, but I want to see a study that says beers good for you

17 May 2012 12:38 AM
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
adeist69: iced coffee

It's been almost a year since my last unsuccessful attempt to find a way to return to my coffee drinking ways, I will give this a try.

karmaceutical: Have you tried smoking it?

Maybe a vaporizer? Does caffeine vaporize before the beans burn?

17 May 2012 12:38 AM
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steamingpile     
Benevolent Misanthrope: I call bullshiat. The Kona crop was devastated last year and it's rare as hens' teeth right now. Either you're lying about the quality, you have a stash, or you're getting ripped off.

Thats strange, our local stores have full stock of Kona blend, I dont drink it because that stuff is for girls.

17 May 2012 12:39 AM
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capt.hollister     
Begoggle: Literally everything you drink is bad for you.
Except pure H2O, which apparently doesn't exist.
So whatever.


IIRC, desalination plants actually have to add a small quantity of minerals to the otherwise pure H2O they produce in order to make it palatable.

17 May 2012 12:39 AM
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karmaceutical    [TotalFark]  
Sgygus: adeist69: iced coffee

It's been almost a year since my last unsuccessful attempt to find a way to return to my coffee drinking ways, I will give this a try.

karmaceutical: Have you tried smoking it?

Maybe a vaporizer? Does caffeine vaporize before the beans burn?


I bet they have caffeine cartridges for those silly e-cigarette things I know that have hash ones. Probably opium too. Actually, I'd like to have all 3 in 1.

17 May 2012 12:42 AM
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The One True TheDavid     
simsite9 quoted the article:

Coffee lovers less likely to die, study finds

I prefer this line: "men who drank at least six cups of coffee a day had a 10 percent lower chance of dying during the 14-year study period than those who drank none."

Then later on there's this: "The link to lower mortality held up whether researchers considered total deaths or deaths from specific diseases and other causes - except for cancer. When it came to cancer, deaths were slightly higher among male coffee drinkers."

I drink a lot of coffee, but with articles like these I want to know who paid for the study -- and why it's important enough to crowd out real news, like what shoes Lindsay Lohan wore yesterday.

17 May 2012 12:43 AM
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lisarenee3505     
Yeah I don't drink coffee, so this article is of no interest to me. Subby, please limit your future submissions to topics that are of interest to me.

That is all, carry on.

17 May 2012 12:43 AM
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The One True TheDavid     
Sabyen91: Begoggle: Literally everything you drink is bad for you.
Except pure H2O, which apparently doesn't exist.
So whatever.

Except water is also bad for you.


DHMO is found in cancer tumors!

17 May 2012 12:43 AM
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Don't Troll Me Bro!     
Sgygus: Damnaged: my coffee's about 15% milk now

Milking it up no longer works for me, Damnaged, unfortunately. When the maalox stopped working, the resultant gastritis sent me to the E.R.

Like many things in life, enjoy it while you can!


Have you tried this? It's way less acidic than coffee brewed by drip or other conventional methods. It's also delicious to no end.

17 May 2012 12:45 AM
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The One True TheDavid     
Manfred J. Hattan:

Over a longer term, I guarantee that the chance of dying converged for all groups.

Prove that I'm mortal. Please. This has not been a good evening.

17 May 2012 12:45 AM
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chaoswolf     
Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll stick to Mountain Dew. At least nobody will ever change their minds about the health benefits of Mountain Dew, so I have a leg up. Coffee is just a sugar and caffeine delivery system anyway. People will tell you that they drink it for the flavor, but they're lying. They drink it to get breaks at work and to stay awake in their cubicle-drone jobs.

Cup or two before work. Two four-shot lattes during work. Half a pot after dinner. I don't care what it's doing to me. My heart will surely stop if I stop drinking it.

I have an office. It's also IT storage.

/they'd move me to the basement if we had one.

17 May 2012 12:46 AM
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karmaceutical    [TotalFark]  
Benevolent Misanthrope: Strongbeerrules: An average of 3.2 cups a day?

Lightweights.

I average a pot of Hawaiian Kona blend per day. Black.

I call bullshiat. The Kona crop was devastated last year and it's rare as hens' teeth right now. Either you're lying about the quality, you have a stash, or you're getting ripped off.


Kona "blend" is nearly always a rip. They can "blend" like 8 beans in there. Same deal with "Blue Mountain Blends." The real deal is very pricey... but then again, there are better cheaper single-origin beans out there.

17 May 2012 12:46 AM
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s2s2s2     
Please farkie me as "also a coffee drinker".

17 May 2012 12:46 AM
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Gonad the Ballbarian     
Take them to the newly refurbished chamber that was once BAD!

17 May 2012 12:46 AM
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blipponaut     
Less likely to die? How is that possible?

17 May 2012 12:47 AM
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