I guess there's really nothing more to say.

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

I don't normally catch threads this soon. Wondering if it's one of those with just a lot of wasted potential.
They say not to judge a book by it's cover, but then it's all cover, what the fark are you supposed to do?

Soooo, I guess she lost a bet?

RIP Barbara LaFleur

i have weird wood.

All right lady, I know it was kinda warm today in NY, but you're farther north than me and it wasn't THAT warm. I agree, maybe she lost a bet. Or else she got confused about where to protest the TSA...

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

BALLSton Spa... yeah... got nuthin'.

Clean up in aisles 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and 15 please

"While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."


Look harder.

brimed03: BALLSton Spa... yeah... got nuthin'.

For those not familiar with the city, it's right near Saratoga, land of the horse races. SIL trains some of the horses up there, otherwise I'd have no idea about that. :)

No mention if this happened in the morning or not

She was just lumbering around looking for a woodie. Or a stake.

powhound: Clean up in aisles 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and 15 please

FTFA: this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

The good District Attorney's office may be surprised to learn that nudity or the desire to be free of clothing out in nature is not, in fact, a 'psychiatric issue.' It may be against the law but it is not a sign of being crazy.

Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

Did she shave her poon or not? What about her bunghole? Was one boob sized differently than the other? These are the vital questions this insufficient article refuses to answer.

Oznog: "While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."


You said "penal"

"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

You know how I know this guy is gay?

Subby forgot to call her a "hottie" in the headline and it still got greened?

"Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

Oh sure, when a chick does it. Every time I do it I get sent to the nuthatch.

The One True TheDavid: Subby forgot to call her a "hottie" in the headline and it still got greened?

Didn't mention whether or not she visited the grill section....or welding supplies.

Ballston Spa?

She was looking for wood?

Somebody track down her blog.

I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?



/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

"The manager said 'Ma'am, are you aware you have no clothes on?' She was kosher and cool about it, and the manager told her she needed to leave"

She was kosher? Did she smell like dill pickles or something?

unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?



/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

Enhance!

unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

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/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

I can't tell if they intentionally blurred it out or if it's just really grainy surveillance footage. Almost looks like a bodysuit.

Somacandra: Gyrfalcon: I guess there's really nothing more to say.

Did she shave her poon or not? What about her bunghole? Was one boob sized differently than the other? These are the vital questions this insufficient article refuses to answer.

I said there was nothing more to SAY. I never said there was nothing more to KNOW.

The Green Manalishi: unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

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/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

I can't tell if they intentionally blurred it out or if it's just really grainy surveillance footage. Almost looks like a bodysuit.

OR a failed attempt at a tan

The Green Manalishi: unfair: I must be seeing things. I swear there's a shirt neckline clearly visible, as well as a skirt line about half way up her thigh. Anyone else?

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/ I can't even describe what's going on in the stomach area if that isn't fabric.
// Worst hoax ever?

I can't tell if they intentionally blurred it out or if it's just really grainy surveillance footage. Almost looks like a bodysuit.

Yeah they stuck a small blur over the breasts and a circle over the crotch, it's more obvious in the smaller original. Doesn't cover the areas I'm talking about though

RatMaster999: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...


Approves.

Doesn't look naked to me?
Anyone wh objects to naked chics is a homo.

"Big box" store?

Well curved body dat.

Article says the photo was edited by the cops

/read article, not gay

So she shaves!

Seems logical. Hardware stores sell wiring equipment. Poor thing was just trying to fix the cable.

She's sane enough to know where the men are. Maybe she's just tired of all the ritual and time-wasting involved in dating. Maybe she just wanted to take the direct approach, show off the stuff and say, "Come at me bro." If so, it's sad that she didn't get any takers.

Geez Mr. Obvious , I'd think you'd know you can't get an accurate height when a person's wearing clothes.
so once he's got her height, who else will he send for more lumber?

Mr. Obvious and the handyman.

I think I know what she was up to...

"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

What Do You Say to a Naked Lady?

Link

That was an Alan Funt Stunt involving a coont.

Well...

Is she hot?

And before anyone says she looks fat, she doesnt, she looks curvy.. and if anyone thinks there's something wrong with that, we could debate it, in the remainder of this thread...

..with pictures...

if you want... just sayin'.

austin_millbarge: Well...

Is she hot?

And before anyone says she looks fat, she doesnt, she looks curvy.. and if anyone thinks there's something wrong with that, we could debate it, in the remainder of this thread...

..with pictures...

if you want... just sayin'.

She looks fat...

don't really believe that, I just want to see the pictures... I'll start...



/ohh so hot

gunsmack: Oznog: "While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

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You said "penal"

Dammit.

/came here to post this, etc.
//huh huh, wood. huh huh..

"this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal penile law"

FTFY

RIP

Somacandra: FTFA: this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

The good District Attorney's office may be surprised to learn that nudity or the desire to be free of clothing out in nature is not, in fact, a 'psychiatric issue.' It may be against the law but it is not a sign of being crazy.

If she had worn even the tiniest of bikini bottoms, she'd have been OK. Going topless is legal in NYS.