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   Møøse reboots Logan's Run, seeks sanctuary, but ran right into the Sandman

18 May 2012 11:24 AM   |   3989 clicks   |   AZCentral
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Renew! Renew!

18 May 2012 08:59 AM
Pro Zack     
nasti!

18 May 2012 11:26 AM
Felix_T_Cat     
Am I going to get my time back?

18 May 2012 11:27 AM
mikewadestr     
They should have shot him full of goose juice. Mooses don't like the juices of gooses.

18 May 2012 11:28 AM
medius    [TotalFark]  
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18 May 2012 11:28 AM
medius    [TotalFark]  

mikewadestr: They should have shot him full of goose juice. Mooses don't like the juices of gooses.


what's juice for the moose is juice to meander

18 May 2012 11:29 AM
maxximillian     
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I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam

18 May 2012 11:30 AM
wambu     
No comment from the co-conspirator?

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18 May 2012 11:31 AM
Sweaty Dynamite     
Will be released into the Blacksmith Fork Canyon Sanctuary.

18 May 2012 11:36 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
Well that's a stretch.

but...

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18 May 2012 11:39 AM
Benjimin_Dover     

medius: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]


Came for Christine McGlade and leaving with memories of early boyhood boners.

18 May 2012 11:40 AM
Branch Dravidian     
I came expecting news of an ultra-dark Nordic-emo reboot, but I leave disappointed...

18 May 2012 11:41 AM
Snapper Carr     
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"

18 May 2012 11:42 AM
GBmanNC     

StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.

18 May 2012 11:43 AM
uncleacid     
He'll attract a lot of mates with his yellow earrings.

18 May 2012 11:43 AM
yves0010     

Snapper Carr: A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"


darn it.. You beat me to it.

18 May 2012 11:49 AM
nakedcritic     
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti

18 May 2012 11:51 AM
medius    [TotalFark]  

Benjimin_Dover: memories of early boyhood boners


what kind of prevert daydreams of prepubescent erections?

18 May 2012 11:52 AM
ObscureNameHere     
Ah, memories of my brother and I running around the house and outside (back when kids went outside) shouting "RUNNER!" and imaginary blaster shots. Good times.

18 May 2012 11:54 AM
You Are All Sheep     

GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.


She was even in the new Avengers movie..but sadly in shadow.

18 May 2012 11:54 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.


While sparse I am enjoying that about watching The Rockford files now.

18 May 2012 11:58 AM
Void_Beavis     

medius:


You magnificent bastard.

18 May 2012 12:01 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Void_Beavis: medius:

You magnificent bastard.


Watch it! You can't do that on television.

18 May 2012 12:05 PM
minoridiot     
Where's the lifeclock on a moose? On the moose knuckle?

18 May 2012 12:31 PM
minnesotaboy     
An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

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18 May 2012 12:39 PM
Boris S. Wort     
That's just because Delirium was driving.

18 May 2012 12:41 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

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Who needs an excuse.
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18 May 2012 12:48 PM
SirEattonHogg     
minnesotaboy SmartestFunniest 2012-05-18 12:39:11 PM


An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?


She sure is purrty. But based on my knowledge of 70's pron, I'm guessing there is a very bushy bush underneath that toga.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Gosh, i wish she had done pron.

18 May 2012 12:50 PM
puckrock2000     

StoPPeRmobile: minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

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Who needs an excuse.
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Would post pics from "Walkabout", but...
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18 May 2012 12:51 PM
buckler    [TotalFark]  
Division of Wildlife Resources officers tried to corner the wandering bull moose on Wednesday morning when the animal ran away. It was stopped when conservation officer Mark Burgess shot it with a tranquilizer dart.

Should have used a Homer. It's an inconvenience for the disposal teams, but once a runner, always a runner, I say.

18 May 2012 01:01 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'll just leave these.....

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NSFW, Bonus for TFettes

And today:

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/very hot

18 May 2012 01:03 PM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  

You Are All Sheep: GBmanNC: StoPPeRmobile: Well that's a stretch.

but...

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Awww yeah! Something about 70's tits that's just...special.

She was even in the new Avengers movie..but sadly in shadow.



I had no idea until I watched it. Took a a couple of minutes before I managed to figure out why she looked so familiar. I don't think I'd seen her in anything since maybe the early-90s.

18 May 2012 01:06 PM
bingo the psych-o     

maxximillian:
I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam.

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No it isn't, Sandmen always renew.


18 May 2012 01:10 PM
DecemberNitro     
Mind you, møøse bites kan be pretty nasty

18 May 2012 01:16 PM
Mikeyworld     

Sweaty Dynamite: Will be released into the Blacksmith Fork Canyon Sanctuary.


Ees funnier if'n ya'll move the space over one word...i.e.

Black Forksmith Canyon Santuary

/yeah, I know
//still funnier
///Sanctuary!

18 May 2012 01:28 PM
LDM90     
THERE IS NO SANCTUAREEEHHH

/still gives me the creeps

18 May 2012 01:36 PM
SultanofSchwing     

OtherLittleGuy:
NSFW, Bonus for TFettes


You could fall in love with an Orangutan in that.

18 May 2012 01:37 PM
ciberido     
I'm advising my sister to stay indoors until this issue is resolved.

18 May 2012 01:47 PM
Travis_Bickle     

bingo the psych-o: maxximillian:
I don't blame the moose, carousel is a scam.

[www.amoeba.com image 320x240]

No it isn't, Sandmen always renew.


Lighten up, Francis

18 May 2012 01:57 PM
Indubitably     
Indeed.

18 May 2012 09:36 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

18 May 2012 10:34 PM
Harry_Seldon     

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]


Wouldn't an advanced civilization wear undies?

18 May 2012 11:11 PM
ShonenBat     
Probably was just looking for a nice meal of fish, sea greens, and plankton from the sea.

19 May 2012 10:41 AM
Old-sour-pickle-chips     

minnesotaboy: An excuse for a Jenny Agutter thread?

[content6.flixster.com image 427x353]


Holy crap, what a huge bottom half she has. Not a very flattering look for her.

19 May 2012 10:58 AM
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