The pepper spray seems like a likely candidate.

I don't know. I think a better job offer would be, "Who wants to volunteer to pepper-spray TSA employees?"

When we were young, me and my brother got a hold of a can.

We were smart though. We took it out back into an empty field to play around with it.
I held the can up and let loose at a nearby tree trunk.

To have it all blow back into our face because of the wind that just picked up.

Mom's don't even blink with their boys come in with red puffed up faces and say they maced themselves.

I got pepper-sprayed once during a job interview... as part of the job interview.

Didn't even get a call-back.

/This is what I get for being in my 20s in a shiatty economy.

Damnaged: I got pepper-sprayed once during a job interview... as part of the job interview.

Didn't even get a call-back.

/This is what I get for being in my 20s in a shiatty economy.

Anaphylaxic sissies don't belong in the workforce.

Damnaged: I got pepper-sprayed once during a job interview... as part of the job interview.

Didn't even get a call-back.

/This is what I get for being in my 20s in a shiatty economy.

Serves you right for applying for a job at Victoria Secrets

Damnaged: I got pepper-sprayed once during a job interview... as part of the job interview.

Didn't even get a call-back.

/This is what I get for being in my 20s in a shiatty economy.

Did you grope the rep?

You need to dispatch a hazmat unit for pepper spray?

/What if I fart? Do they send the National Guard?

praxis44241: You need to dispatch a hazmat unit for pepper spray?

/What if I fart? Do they send the National Guard?

Why, are you a vegetarian?

I volunteer to point and laugh.

I suggest this guy.

OK, you aim the nozzle, here, yes, right at your face. Make sure you're facing the fan. For maximum effect, you want at least three of your coworkers standing right behind you. Now press down. Hold the button at least fifteen seconds.

No, absolutely you want the room sealed, why?

I don't think the nation will be completely safe until the TSA are issued firearms. These people put their lives on the line every day so that we can be free. Don't you want them to have every tool they need to do that job?

ARM THE TSA!!! ARM THE TSA!!!

bugmn99: I don't think the nation will be completely safe until the TSA are issued firearms. These people put their lives on the line every day so that we can be free. Don't you want them to have every tool they need to do that job?

ARM THE TSA!!! ARM THE TSA!!!

Or, we could just fire them.

I suggest telling them that it is a mouth spray or an air freshener for the bathroom.

Can you imagine teaching people too miserable and dumb to be telemarketers? Sounds less desirable than being a mouth hooker in end stage meth addiction.

bugmn99: I don't think the nation will be completely safe until the TSA are issued firearms. These people put their lives on the line every day so that we can be free. Don't you want them to have every tool they need to do that job?

ARM THE TSA!!! ARM THE TSA!!!

I flew from Dallas to Little Rock this morning and they pulled me aside to search my hair. They patted it down all the way to my waist and used their fingers to feel my scalp. Creepy Em Effers.

Ok ok, I have an idea here listen up:

We ALL start bringing pepper spray with us. When we get up there, we 'remember' it and hand it over to their collection bin. You know they'll take it and play with it, with any luck by blasting their friends in the face. I think we can get them to cause themselves a bunch of pain and suffering :).

We can't even get them to stop oil-checking Grandma, I don't think we have much chance with this.

Someone a few years back stole some (a truckload) of bear spray and tried to "huff" some, evidently literacy not being a strong point of theirs.
It did not end well for the thief.

Vodka Zombie: I don't know. I think a better job offer would be, "Who wants to volunteer to pepper-spray TSA employees?"

I agree. Not only would people volunteer, a lot of the frequent flyers, old folks with adult diapers, and parents of small children would probably pay for the chance to exact their revenge. Hell I would, and I'm none of the above. Where do I sign up?

praxis44241: You need to dispatch a hazmat unit for pepper spray?

/What if I fart? Do they send the National Guard?

That depends. If you had a bologna sandwich or a cheeseburger for lunch, then no. If you had lunch at taco bell then yes.

sycraft: Ok ok, I have an idea here listen up:

We ALL start bringing pepper spray with us. When we get up there, we 'remember' it and hand it over to their collection bin. You know they'll take it and play with it, with any luck by blasting their friends in the face. I think we can get them to cause themselves a bunch of pain and suffering :).

I like this. Tell the guy who volunteered to point and laugh to be ready for a full time job.

TSA has found a volunteer.

Who wants to volunteer to teach TSA employees to not play with the pepper spray they've just confiscated?

I would suggest that whoever gets the job better have experience teaching special needs children.

PaLarkin: Vodka Zombie: I don't know. I think a better job offer would be, "Who wants to volunteer to pepper-spray TSA employees?"

I agree. Not only would people volunteer, a lot of the frequent flyers, old folks with adult diapers, and parents of small children would probably pay for the chance to exact their revenge. Hell I would, and I'm none of the above. Where do I sign up?

You, Sir, are a genius; I would happily pay an additional $100.00 per ticket for that option - we could balance the budget with your idea.

As long as they are only using it on themselves, I am only going to encourage such behavior.

davidphogan 2012-05-19 07:54:43 PM

bugmn99: I don't think the nation will be completely safe until the TSA are issued firearms. These people put their lives on the line every day so that we can be free. Don't you want them to have every tool they need to do that job?

ARM THE TSA!!! ARM THE TSA!!!

Or, we could just fire them.

Or teach them how to set themselves on fire.