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   Survey says vacation sex is better. Doesn't mention if that is with or without your regular partner

20 May 2012 08:35 AM   |   3676 clicks   |   UPI
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Ed Finnerty     
FTFA: 15 percent worry about having to share the bathroom with their partner during a vacation.

I'm not sure how to interpret this. Either they have a horribly distant relationship, or one of them really likes beans.

20 May 2012 08:37 AM
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Kentucky Fried Panda     
Was obvious tag on vacation getting laid??

20 May 2012 08:39 AM
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Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
It does say VACATION.

20 May 2012 08:40 AM
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cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  
Vacation sex is better because someone else cleans up the mess

20 May 2012 08:42 AM
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MBooda     
Yeah, I like to punch the ol' moose nose.
www.criticalend.com
/sex...chevy chase...ew

20 May 2012 08:43 AM
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August11     
MBooda: Yeah, I like to punch the ol' moose nose.

/sex...chevy chase...ew


What is this vacation thing they speak of?

20 May 2012 08:49 AM
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Ow My Balls     
Everything is better knowing in the back of your mind that you have several days off ahead of you.

20 May 2012 08:52 AM
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kth     
My husband and I are going on vacation next week, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

Wait, no I'm not, we're going with my parents; so only quiet sex.

20 May 2012 08:53 AM
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TheOther     
If your 'regular partner' is there, how is it even a vacation??

20 May 2012 08:54 AM
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offmymeds     
den-of-thieves.ssr-271.com

/got nuthin'.

20 May 2012 08:57 AM
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cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  
TheOther: If your 'regular partner' is there, how is it even a vacation??

Because you're not in a loveless, pointless relationship?

20 May 2012 08:57 AM
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mosketer     
I read that as Vatican sex.

20 May 2012 08:58 AM
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BigBooper     
Before crotch fruit, my wife and I would take a weekend trip a couple times a year that mostly consisted of shacking up in a hotel and farking. Sure we'd go out and see the sights, or go to dinner, or a swim or what, but those were just pauses to rest the naughty bits. Spending the better part of two days naked in a hotel room with a private hot tub is something I miss.

/hot tub sex is the best sex

20 May 2012 08:59 AM
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enforcerpsu     
BigBooper: Before crotch fruit, my wife and I would take a weekend trip a couple times a year that mostly consisted of shacking up in a hotel and farking. Sure we'd go out and see the sights, or go to dinner, or a swim or what, but those were just pauses to rest the naughty bits. Spending the better part of two days naked in a hotel room with a private hot tub is something I miss.

/hot tub sex is the best sex


It's also bacteria sex. But I'm not judging. It is good sex.


My buddy always says vacation sex is best because its the only time he gets laid. I guess, by default, it is the best.

/getting married in august

20 May 2012 09:13 AM
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CowardlyLion     
FTA: "38 percent worry they and their partner will get on each other's nerves"

Is divorce really that hard?

20 May 2012 09:19 AM
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ReapTheChaos     
"15 percent worry about running out of things to talk about with their significant other while on vacation."

This is what's wrong with so many couples these days. This ridiculous notion that you cant shut the fark up and enjoy some time together in silence.

20 May 2012 09:29 AM
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DerAppie     
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: 15 percent worry about having to share the bathroom with their partner during a vacation.

I'm not sure how to interpret this. Either they have a horribly distant relationship, or one of them really likes beans.


It does make you wonder what arrangements they have made at home. Either they have separate bathrooms, or they have some sort of roster which ensures there is no conflict arises due to the inescapable need to share the space.

20 May 2012 09:32 AM
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No Such Agency     
BigBooper:
/hot tub sex is the best sex

See, I thought that once... the first night of our honeymoon my wife and I filled the hot tub in our swanky getaway... and on an impulse threw in some bubble bath.

Hoo boy.

Our hot honeymoon, for about an hour of hasty cleanup:

cencio4.files.wordpress.com

20 May 2012 09:35 AM
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SharkTrager     
enforcerpsu: My buddy always says vacation sex is best because its the only time he gets laid. I guess, by default, it is the best.

/getting married in august


A friend who tells his single friends the truth about marriage is a good friend.

20 May 2012 09:42 AM
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MemeSlave     
Ever notice how you only get the buttsecks on vaca?

20 May 2012 09:45 AM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
DerAppie: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: 15 percent worry about having to share the bathroom with their partner during a vacation.

I'm not sure how to interpret this. Either they have a horribly distant relationship, or one of them really likes beans.

It does make you wonder what arrangements they have made at home. Either they have separate bathrooms, or they have some sort of roster which ensures there is no conflict arises due to the inescapable need to share the space.


The opposite could be much worse. My friend had a roommate once who was in one of the weirdest relationships ever. He swears to god, they went to the bathroom together, and yes, they WENT TO THE BATHROOM together.

20 May 2012 09:46 AM
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John Dewey    [TotalFark]  
Conference sex is best sex.

20 May 2012 09:47 AM
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Laocoon    [TotalFark]  
MemeSlave: Ever notice how you only get the buttsecks on vaca?

20 May 2012 09:47 AM
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MBooda     
mosketer: I read that as Vatican sex.

NSFW (but just barely)

20 May 2012 09:53 AM
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R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  
MemeSlave: Ever notice how you only get the buttsecks on vaca?

Wanna go camping?

20 May 2012 09:53 AM
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greyfox199     
mosketer: I read that as Vatican sex.

That could work as well

/mmmm, forbidden sex

20 May 2012 09:55 AM
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offmymeds     
R.A.Danny: MemeSlave: Ever notice how you only get the buttsecks on vaca?

Wanna go camping?


www.setbuild.ucreative.ac.uk

20 May 2012 09:56 AM
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Unsung_Hero     
Vacation sex may be better, but sex vacations are best.

Seriously - drop a few grand, show up at a private resort and choose a new girl every day. If I weren't married and STDs weren't a concern, that's where most of my disposable income would go...

20 May 2012 09:58 AM
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Skarekrough     
ReapTheChaos: "15 percent worry about running out of things to talk about with their significant other while on vacation."

This is what's wrong with so many couples these days. This ridiculous notion that you cant shut the fark up and enjoy some time together in silence.


Vacation or not that's when I feel the most at ease.

Quiet the mind and just enjoy the company.

20 May 2012 10:02 AM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
Unsung_Hero: Seriously - drop a few grand, show up at a private resort and choose a new girl every day. If I weren't married and STDs weren't a concern, that's where most of my disposable income would go...

Would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Is this it?

netwrok.us

20 May 2012 10:02 AM
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bearcats1983     
ReapTheChaos: "15 percent worry about running out of things to talk about with their significant other while on vacation."

This is what's wrong with so many couples these days. This ridiculous notion that you cant shut the fark up and enjoy some time together in silence.


Totally agree, man. My wife and I can sit in the car in silenmce for hours; not that we're mad, annoyed, etc, we just enjoy each other's company. The best part of vacation is seeing how happy and beautiful she looks. Some people are just too damned selfish.

Vacation sex really is spectacular.

20 May 2012 10:05 AM
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D3_WR     
mosketer: I read that as Vatican sex.

kinky

20 May 2012 10:06 AM
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Buffet     
When ya meet chics on vacation, you can just jump 'em, pump 'em, and dump 'em.

20 May 2012 10:07 AM
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DerAppie     
R.A.Danny: MemeSlave: Ever notice how you only get the buttsecks on vaca?

Wanna go camping?


It depends, would you tell anyone if you woke up with a painful ass and found a used condom in the trash?

20 May 2012 10:13 AM
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Fuzzy_Buddy     
Came here for the graphic CSBs. More details people.

/fap
//not really - doing yard work.

20 May 2012 10:24 AM
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SharkTrager     
Unsung_Hero: Vacation sex may be better, but sex vacations are best.

Seriously - drop a few grand, show up at a private resort and choose a new girl every day. If I weren't married and STDs weren't a concern, that's where most of my disposable income would go...


Which places have you heard of that actually are a good time?

20 May 2012 10:46 AM
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Foolkiller     
No Such Agency: BigBooper:
/hot tub sex is the best sex

See, I thought that once... the first night of our honeymoon my wife and I filled the hot tub in our swanky getaway... and on an impulse threw in some bubble bath.

Hoo boy.

Our hot honeymoon, for about an hour of hasty cleanup:

[cencio4.files.wordpress.com image 460x346]


Clean up? That's why vacation sex is better. There are maids for that.

20 May 2012 10:49 AM
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astouffer     
enforcerpsu: /getting married in august

Been married 7 years now and its never been an issue. Of course neither of us like/want kids so that might have something to do with it.

20 May 2012 11:02 AM
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WhippingBoy     
ReapTheChaos: "15 percent worry about running out of things to talk about with their significant other while on vacation."

This is what's wrong with so many couples these days. This ridiculous notion that you cant shut the fark up and enjoy some time together in silence.


I'm gonna guess that the 15% in question were one particular sex...

20 May 2012 11:47 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     

20 May 2012 11:49 AM
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vice_magnet     
FTA it says people are annoyed when the airlines chane their seats. The only way the airlines have ever changed my seat is for a first class upgrade so I don't understand that logic.

Vacation sex is unknown since having kids, and divorce is too expensive.

20 May 2012 12:27 PM
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Coming on a Bicycle     
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: 15 percent worry about having to share the bathroom with their partner during a vacation.

I'm not sure how to interpret this. Either they have a horribly distant relationship, or one of them really likes beans.


Do couples in the US regularly each have their own bathroom/toilet ?

20 May 2012 12:42 PM
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dougermouse    [TotalFark]  
When vacationing with kids, spend the extra loot for am attached room for them. Or get a room where the bed room has a door between the space for the kids like on a sleeper sofa. That way you can have kids with the vacation and wink wink nudge nudge. Totally worth it, and the Internet makes it easier to find hotels that enable the plan.

20 May 2012 01:15 PM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
Coming on a Bicycle: Do couples in the US regularly each have their own bathroom/toilet ?

I don't know any who do. Even couples with 5+ bathrooms use the same one around here. I let my wife have the master bath mostly to herself, but that's only because I like the shower head in the kid's bathroom better. I still use the master if kids/guests are in the other bathroom, and my wife uses both randomly.

20 May 2012 01:34 PM
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Slu     
I am currently on vacation having vacation sex, so I am really getting a kick....

I'd say the sex quality is basically the same. It is the frequency which makes it "better".

20 May 2012 01:39 PM
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wambu    [TotalFark]  
Slu: I am currently on vacation having vacation sex, so I am really getting a kick....

I'd say the sex quality is basically the same. It is the frequency which makes it "better".


And the drugs and alcohol and the group stuff. That makes it more better fun as well.

/you know that thing your wife is doing with her tounge that you like? I taught that to her

//enjoy the vacation sex

20 May 2012 01:48 PM
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Anavrinman     
When I'm on vacation, my wife finds the other partners for us. And she makes sammiches.

/tha good life.

20 May 2012 01:48 PM
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WhippingBoy     
The best sex of all is business trip to Asia sex.

/don't tell the wife!

20 May 2012 02:15 PM
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Slu     
wambu: Slu: I am currently on vacation having vacation sex, so I am really getting a kick....

I'd say the sex quality is basically the same. It is the frequency which makes it "better".

And the drugs and alcohol and the group stuff. That makes it more better fun as well.

/you know that thing your wife is doing with her tounge that you like? I taught that to her

//enjoy the vacation sex


Ah, I see. It makes much more sense now!

Gracias!

20 May 2012 02:15 PM
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Stranded On The Planet Dumbass     
A woman will do things in a hotel room she will not do at home. (partially because more alcohol is involved)

You want good sex, spend a weekend in New Orleans.

20 May 2012 02:19 PM
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