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   Willie Nelson, tell us what you really think. Obvious tag currently sporting panda eyes, distracted by Doritos. Mmm... Doritos

20 May 2012 08:56 AM   |   9543 clicks   |   Guardian
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Elmo Jones     
The man is pure, distilled, concentrated, 200-proof awesomeness.

20 May 2012 01:10 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Red Headed Stranger may have been his breakout album, but his three albums before that one, Yesterday's Wine, Shotgun Willie, and Phases and Stages, were just as good.

Oh, and, legalize it.

20 May 2012 07:01 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
Willie Nelson is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of tetrahydrocannabinol.

20 May 2012 08:30 AM
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0Icky0     
My dad loves Sinatra and hates Willie with a passion. I've got to let him know that he was Sinatra's favorite singer.

/assuming Frank didn't say that to every singer he worked with just to get them to work better...

20 May 2012 09:22 AM
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vudukungfu     
I'm a second-degree black belt in taekwondo and also kung fu, so I'm a martial artist and I'm not afraid of trouble.


waits to troll town to call him an ITG...

he can say what he wants to while he's running for office, but once he gets in there, there are four or five guys who take him into a small room, sit him round a small table and say: "Look, cowboy, here's the way it is."

Which is exactly what happened to Obama. Lokee heah, boa, we done already signed the paper werk with the car mafia, and iffin yew know wat's gud fer ewe, You'll just do us a li'l dance rat now.

Don't get me wrong, I'll be voting for Obama for a second time. I just believe they have their own brand of free kool-aid in DC.

20 May 2012 09:26 AM
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vudukungfu     
Ed Finnerty: doesn't afraid of tetrahydrocannabinol

Did you accidentally the whole doobie?

20 May 2012 09:27 AM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

20 May 2012 09:28 AM
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Trance750     
0Icky0: My dad loves Sinatra and hates Willie with a passion. I've got to let him know that he was Sinatra's favorite singer.

/assuming Frank didn't say that to every singer he worked with just to get them to work better...


Be sure and tell your dad that Sinatra was a booze-hound, and booze kills more people in a day than weed will ever do.

I think Ralphie May said it best: Nobody ever died from smoking weed. Now you may choke on your Taco Bell, but that's the worst that may happen.

20 May 2012 09:28 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
farm8.staticflickr.com

20 May 2012 09:31 AM
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SharkTrager     
vudukungfu: Ed Finnerty: doesn't afraid of tetrahydrocannabinol

Did you accidentally the whole doobie?


Tsk tsk tsk...

You've been here too long for that.

20 May 2012 09:32 AM
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Yakk     
FTFA Nelson is a proud and inveterate weed smoker. As recently as November 2010 he was arrested for possession, but the prosecutor agreed such a small amount for personal use merited only a fine. The small amount in question was 6oz.

In other words if anyone else had been caught with this there would be jail time but Willie would have demanded a jury trial because he knows no Jury in the US would convict him of possession and make some serious headlines to boot with his acquittal.

20 May 2012 09:34 AM
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vudukungfu     
SharkTrager: You've been here too long for that.

Why what time is it?
Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

20 May 2012 09:35 AM
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Trance750     
Yakk: FTFA Nelson is a proud and inveterate weed smoker. As recently as November 2010 he was arrested for possession, but the prosecutor agreed such a small amount for personal use merited only a fine. The small amount in question was 6oz.

In other words if anyone else had been caught with this there would be jail time but Willie would have demanded a jury trial because he knows no Jury in the US would convict him of possession and make some serious headlines to boot with his acquittal.


Indeed. In fact if it was anybody else, they would say 6 ounces would be enough to charge with 'intent to distribute'

20 May 2012 09:36 AM
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ReapTheChaos     
May as well make it legal, it's completely harmless, hell it's a plant that grows naturally for christ sake.

20 May 2012 09:42 AM
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Another Government Employee     
Hey, his first # 1 song says it all. Crazy.

20 May 2012 09:48 AM
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elffster     
Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

You eat ass?

20 May 2012 09:49 AM
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ChubbyTiger     
ReapTheChaos: May as well make it legal, it's completely harmless, hell it's a plant that grows naturally for christ sake.

OK, I'm not commenting on the weed topic, but your argument is stupid. There are lots of plants that "grow naturally" and are anything but harmless. See: belladonna, nighshade, castor beans, hemlock, and a thousand others. Just stick with the personal freedom and comparison to tobacco arguments and you'll be fine.

20 May 2012 09:54 AM
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Pork1     
vudukungfu: Ed Finnerty: doesn't afraid of tetrahydrocannabinol

Did you accidentally the whole doobie?


Hey man..
Don't bogart that joint!

20 May 2012 09:55 AM
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jso2897     
Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

I love that kind of processed cheese that comes in little individually wrapped slices.
Everyone has to love something, i guess.

20 May 2012 10:02 AM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  
Jon iz teh kewl: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

You know its funny, and this never occurred to me before, but despite my love of the weed I despise doritos.

So much for stereotypes.

20 May 2012 10:03 AM
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Buffet     
Am I supposed to know who that cat is??

20 May 2012 10:03 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
ChubbyTiger: ReapTheChaos: May as well make it legal, it's completely harmless, hell it's a plant that grows naturally for christ sake.

OK, I'm not commenting on the weed topic, but your argument is stupid. There are lots of plants that "grow naturally" and are anything but harmless. See: belladonna, nighshade, castor beans, hemlock, and a thousand others. Just stick with the personal freedom and comparison to tobacco arguments and you'll be fine.


Uh excuse me but nightshade is very helpful to one's spiritual soul.

20 May 2012 10:03 AM
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roadkillontheweb     
Prostitution and marijuana are two things I have never used. And two things I do not see why they are illegal.
Of course, I have seen legalized prostitution that is clean and well regulated (Subic bay) and marijuana without the bad criminal element that it is associated with it here in the states.

20 May 2012 10:06 AM
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AcneVulgaris     
Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

The president CAN start wars, so he owns tat much.

20 May 2012 10:06 AM
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my herniated disc     
fark that guy is rad

20 May 2012 10:22 AM
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i.r.id10t     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQANmQ O2g0

20 May 2012 10:24 AM
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vicejay    [TotalFark]  
It's entirely possible that I took this on someone's bus back around 2003.

img443.imageshack.us

/algebra? Who needs it?

20 May 2012 10:33 AM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
ChubbyTiger: ReapTheChaos: May as well make it legal, it's completely harmless, hell it's a plant that grows naturally for christ sake.

OK, I'm not commenting on the weed topic, but your argument is stupid. There are lots of plants that "grow naturally" and are anything but harmless. See: belladonna, nighshade, castor beans, hemlock, and a thousand others. Just stick with the personal freedom and comparison to tobacco arguments and you'll be fine.


And how many of the plants you listed are illegal?

I'll give you a hint: it's zero.

20 May 2012 10:37 AM
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Trance750     
Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

How the hell did you even make this jump, when we're not even talking about that?

20 May 2012 10:37 AM
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SharkTrager     
roadkillontheweb: Prostitution and marijuana are two things I have never used.

You've never gotten laid?

20 May 2012 10:40 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
vudukungfu: Ed Finnerty: doesn't afraid of tetrahydrocannabinol

Did you accidentally the whole doobie?


What is this I don't even.

20 May 2012 10:43 AM
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Trance750     
roadkillontheweb: Prostitution and marijuana are two things I have never used. And two things I do not see why they are illegal..

Pot is illegal because the Cartels don't want it to be legal. They know that once a substance is made legal, the prices will drop and the Cartels will lose business and money.

So basically they pay off enough politicians to continue to wage the war on drugs.

20 May 2012 10:47 AM
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Hobodeluxe     
Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

they can't do much good for people. but they can fark up royally.

20 May 2012 10:50 AM
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Hobodeluxe     
My hero.

20 May 2012 10:52 AM
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vicejay    [TotalFark]  
I've always thought that the overall group of those against legalization make for strange bedfellow$:

Your local dealer
Politicians
Law enforcement
Operators of privatized prison facilities
Major corporate alcohol manufacturers/distributors
Mexico drug gangs
Mexico/CentralSouth American drug warlords

/hmmm, seeing a common thread here..

20 May 2012 10:53 AM
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Hobodeluxe     
Buffet: Am I supposed to know who that cat is??

go back under your rock troll

20 May 2012 10:53 AM
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Hobodeluxe     
vicejay: I've always thought that the overall group of those against legalization make for strange bedfellow$:

Your local dealer
Politicians
Law enforcement
Operators of privatized prison facilities
Major corporate alcohol manufacturers/distributors
Mexico drug gangs
Mexico/CentralSouth American drug warlords

/hmmm, seeing a common thread here..


don't forget the American Cartel. The CIA

20 May 2012 10:54 AM
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vicejay    [TotalFark]  
Hobodeluxe: vicejay: I've always thought that the overall group of those against legalization make for strange bedfellow$:

Your local dealer
Politicians
Law enforcement
Operators of privatized prison facilities
Major corporate alcohol manufacturers/distributors
Mexico drug gangs
Mexico/CentralSouth American drug warlords

/hmmm, seeing a common thread here..

don't forget the American Cartel. The CIA


Um... Ok, now you're drifting over into chemtrails territory..

20 May 2012 10:55 AM
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moshi8     
Trance750: Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

How the hell did you even make this jump, when we're not even talking about that?


"we" may not have been, but Willie was.

I am as liberal as they come and even I see the bias day after day.

20 May 2012 10:56 AM
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Allen. The end.     
Willie Nelson. WRAS. Live show, and mofos lined up for a MILE to listen to him. He's up there with Waylon and Johnny...and some others...OK, NOT Hank the 2nd...


/free Willie
//thanks Bill!

20 May 2012 11:03 AM
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Trance750     
moshi8: Trance750: Benjimin_Dover: Got to love it when Lefties talk about how the President can't really do much but, but, but, Bush's fault!

How the hell did you even make this jump, when we're not even talking about that?

"we" may not have been, but Willie was.

I am as liberal as they come and even I see the bias day after day.


The majority of the political bias is spewed by the right-wing pundits.

20 May 2012 11:05 AM
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Buffet     
Hobodeluxe: Buffet: Am I supposed to know who that cat is??

go back under your rock troll


I suggest you mind your manners little boy - BEFORE you get HURT!

20 May 2012 11:24 AM
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UCFRoadWarrior     
For a guy who is stoned all the time...he sure makes a lot of sense on issues.

20 May 2012 11:29 AM
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Capo Del Bandito     
weknowmemes.com

20 May 2012 11:46 AM
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lewismarktwo     
vicejay: Hobodeluxe: vicejay: I've always thought that the overall group of those against legalization make for strange bedfellow$:

Your local dealer
Politicians
Law enforcement
Operators of privatized prison facilities
Major corporate alcohol manufacturers/distributors
Mexico drug gangs
Mexico/CentralSouth American drug warlords

/hmmm, seeing a common thread here..

don't forget the American Cartel. The CIA

Um... Ok, now you're drifting over into chemtrails territory..


Air America. The CIA can do whatever the fark it wants overseas, 'legally'. You don't think they might sell some drugs or guns to fund this or that 'for the greater good'? Or is it the mere utterance of 'CIA' that makes it chemtraily?

20 May 2012 11:57 AM
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bluenovaman     
Willie is a hero. I'd pay $$$ just to hang out, bs and burn a doobie for 20 min.

/Willie Nelson 4 President!

20 May 2012 12:06 PM
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Hickory-smoked     
Buffet: I suggest you mind your manners little boy - BEFORE you get HURT!

You're too stoned. Go back to bed.

20 May 2012 01:16 PM
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Roquefort     
I hung out with Willie after a Phish show in Vegas.
/csb

20 May 2012 01:33 PM
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scalpod     
Legalize it (for Willie at the very least)!

20 May 2012 02:01 PM
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SageC     
Best Willie Nelson weed story ever:

My brother is a musician and toured with Willie Nelson on the same bus in the 90s. Ike Turner was hitching a ride with them for some reason, even handing out flyers advertising his 900 number where you could call in and hear "The real story about Ike and Tina Turner." Willie had a nice bag of weed and was looking for a place to clean it. Once he saw Ike's glossy flyer, he shrugged his shoulders and said "I don't think Ike'll mind" and used it as a tray.

20 May 2012 02:16 PM
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