If you want a great steak, there's this strip club called Rachel's along the 528 by Orlando that has some of the best I've ever had.

The strippers were worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed; I'd avoid the stripper stage side of the building.

But the steak is amazing.

"Swampy Hellhole" could be a stripper name.

unlikely: If you want a great steak, there's this strip club called Rachel's along the 528 by Orlando that has some of the best I've ever had.

The strippers were worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed; I'd avoid the stripper stage side of the building.

But the steak is amazing.

How often do you have steak there?

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unlikely: But the steak is amazing.

Rachel's sucks. Was overpriced and inferior beef. Have been there twice, and both times I would compare them to any number of chain, family restaurants.

Strangely enough I don't see that many stripper joints serving seafood

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Vangor: unlikely: But the steak is amazing.

Rachel's sucks. Was overpriced and inferior beef. Have been there twice, and both times I would compare them to any number of chain, family restaurants.

I would say; I'd rather eat the worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed strippers then the steak there.

unlikely: If you want a great steak, there's this strip club called Rachel's along the 528 by Orlando that has some of the best I've ever had.

The strippers were worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed; I'd avoid the stripper stage side of the building.

But the steak is amazing.

You go out for steak at a strip club!?!?! Please tell me you're joking.

RoosterCogburn: Strangely enough I don't see that many stripper joints serving seafood

Well, seafood in general is a rather high overhead item. If your resturant doesn't specialise in it, you should stay away from it.

Reviews of the extraordinary Rachel's:

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persoanlly i don't know how anyone could eat anything prepared in a strip club. have to ask the waiter to hold the "pubes".

No strippers, but great food and service.

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Are you that farking hungry that you eat a steak at a strip club? Couldn't you have stopped at Mickey D's?

i swear ive seen the bangbus cruisin there

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ows: persoanlly i don't know how anyone could eat anything prepared in a strip club. have to ask the waiter to hold the "pubes".

Cafe Risque near Gainesville s fully nude and serves burgers and such. Imagine a steak and shake with a stage and stripper poles and where your food gets served to you by a naked woman. Also it is bright as day in there and you can see every razor bump and scar.

/used to go there with friends on drunken jaunts when I went to UF.
//didn't actually eat anything there, roast beef, tacos or otherwise.

used to be a full nude soda joint in manville nj called frank's chicken house. their chicken was farking incredible. only went for calendar girl events though. one of the regulars, i paid her to go away. yikes.

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Vangor: Have been there twice, and both times I would compare them to any number of chain, family restaurants.

Yes but... what about the food?

=Smidge=

unlikely: If you want a great steak, there's this strip club called Rachel's along the 528 by Orlando that has some of the best I've ever had.

The strippers were worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed; I'd avoid the stripper stage side of the building.

But the steak is amazing.

Sounds like the tacos are rancid, though.

ows: persoanlly i don't know how anyone could eat anything prepared in a strip club. have to ask the waiter to hold the "pubes".

Do you think the girls change and get ready in the kitchen or something?
Do you only go to restaurants with bald waiters?

stonicus: ows: persoanlly i don't know how anyone could eat anything prepared in a strip club. have to ask the waiter to hold the "pubes".

Do you think the girls change and get ready in the kitchen or something?
Do you only go to restaurants with bald waiters?

That's what I was thinking. It's not like the girls are in the kitchen cooking the food in the nude.

When I lived in Denver in the eighties, there was a fully nude strip club that served food right across the street from where i worked, and we'd go in every two weeks or so to eat lunch and check out the new girls, as they had a big turnover there. One afternoon there was a barrel-chested, tough as nails older Mexican woman who started out her routine by laying on her side and blowing out an entire fully ignited book of matches with a quiffe. Then she would stand on her hands, and reach her legs behind her and pick up quarters from atop beer bottles with her toes, and then drop them into her snatch. She would then get back on her feet and dance about the stage for a bit, until her stageside assistant placed a shot glass upon the stage, overwhich she would squat and expel the two quarters from her snatch and land them in the shotglass. All of this while I'm eating a cheesburger, which remember being rather unremakable. Never tried their steak.

ReapTheChaos: That's what I was thinking. It's not like the girls are in the kitchen cooking the food in the nude.

I am getting a terrible image of an attempt to do the naked sushi model thing but with grilled steaks instead.

Vangor: ReapTheChaos: That's what I was thinking. It's not like the girls are in the kitchen cooking the food in the nude.

I am getting a terrible image of an attempt to do the naked sushi model thing but with grilled steaks instead.

Ive tried whip cream and chocolate syrup before. My GF gave me head with a mouth full of pop rocks once (don't believe the hype) but I draw the line at actually consuming a meal in combination with sex.

digistil: You go out for steak at a strip club!?!?! Please tell me you're joking.

Wha...? Where else would you go for a strip steak?

digistil: unlikely: If you want a great steak, there's this strip club called Rachel's along the 528 by Orlando that has some of the best I've ever had.

The strippers were worn, broken, drugged-out, and straggle-toothed; I'd avoid the stripper stage side of the building.

But the steak is amazing.

You go out for steak at a strip club!?!?! Please tell me you're joking.

What, you've never heard of "Strip Steak"?

Never personally hung out in a stripper bar or anything, but I have been told that you can get some really amazingly good food inexpensively at cheap bars - the high profit margin on the liquor and beer can subsidize some high quality eats. I imagine the same thing would apply to strip joints (or at least, COULD apply).

digistil: You go out for steak at a strip club!?!?! Please tell me you're joking.

There is, or was, a strip club in a neighbouring town here and every Thursday or something was "Grab Your Meat Night" - prime rib. I knew someone who would go there every week just for that and he was a professional chef, so he knew whether it was good or crap. The Italian Mafia, they don't fark around when it comes to food.

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Considering the few things I saw waiters do to the food of difficult customers when I worked at a restaurant, I'd think that any difficult strip club customers better not be ordering food. Otherwise it's probably fine. You think a strip club wants to get their customers sick? Besides I'm sure the kitchen is inspected by the health board just like restaurants.

I've lived in Orlando my entire life and I cover the entire state in my sales job. So I am familiar with most of the big strip clubs in FL.

Rachels - used to be the high class place, but now is hit or miss.

Mon Venus in Tampa used to be great but not any more. Lots of good talent but not as much fun as it used to be.

2001 Odyssey in Tampa is the place to go. Spend the extra money and go up into the spaceship room on top.

Cafe Risque - Vile, disgusting, gross, etc.

For God's sake, please don't ever eat at a strip club. That's just nasty.

lizaardvark: digistil: You go out for steak at a strip club!?!?! Please tell me you're joking.

Wha...? Where else would you go for a strip steak?

The Acropolis, naturally.

bubo_sibiricus: The Italian Mafia

John Buck 41: bubo_sibiricus: The Italian Mafia

Wrong. You need to differentiate between them because we have an Armenian one here too.

Fail.

Several streets away from where I live there was a house a few weekends back that had a hand painted sign (like a garage sale sign) that simply said

"Movie filming here."

No doubt in my mind what sort of movie was being filmed...

bubo_sibiricus: John Buck 41: bubo_sibiricus: The Italian Mafia

Wrong. You need to differentiate between them because we have an Armenian one here too.

Fail.

I don't 'need' to do any such thing. That said, thanks for bringing that minutae to my attention.