...and boy did his head hurt.

/I'll be here all week
//Try the veal, it's divine
///Tip your waitresses

Stop me if you've heard THIS one before.

I was seriously hoping to see an Emu run into some sort of horizontal bar

Close Enough?

/Sadly...no
//Leaving disappointed in the lack of Emu collision content on the intertubes

Bet it cried, didn't it.

This has a whole 'nother meaning when you misread it as Emo