I was going to go with "God smites group spreading hate in His name" but this one is funnier.

The Lord works in mysterious ways, be careful what you pray for, etc.

I am bemused. Well, except for the deathy bit..

I was going to make a joke about gay orgies being distracting for pilots, but one of the people on the plane was a girl. So much for that theory. Bisexual orgies then.

So what sort of group is this? "Relentless Pursüt" sounds like some sort of Heavy Metal band.

I think I see why God decided to smite them. Link

snuff3r: I am bemused. Well, except for the deathy bit..

Yeah, that bit sucks. Had no-one died, this would've been a laughathon.

Meh,

Please lift them up in prayer,

That seems a little insensitive.

I live near where Teen Mania is based, brainwashing disguised as summer camp.

Ironic? That sounds more like destiny.

R.I.P. Arcade Fire

It was funnier when I didn't know they died.

It's hilarious when teenagers die in a fire.

I believe this is a sign from God, and he says "Don't be a dick".

One survivor.

How long before someone's claiming his survival was a miracle?

How big an ego do you have to have to believe that God singled you out to survive? God loves everyone, but you, you're special. The other four didn't make the cut.

It's ok, they've all had skittles and iced tea at some point in their lives.

Crashes, or was shot down by teh Homosexuals, as part of the ramping-up of the Gay Agenda?

I'm told when you die early that god really needed you in heaven. I'm not sure for what, since heaven is supposed to be perfect. And I can't figure out why a god would need anything either.

bdub77: R.I.P. Arcade Fire

Wow. They have way too many people in that band for the quality of their output.

Thusly, this pleased God. For the lulz, amen

"Please pray for all of the families that lost loved ones and for Hannah in the hospital. Pray for God's peace to be with all of them and pray for Hannah's healing," Oral Roberts President Mark Rutland said on the university's Facebook page.

Well, God cause the plane to crash and injure this girl in the first place, right?
For what reason would you want to pray to a god who kills innocent people?
Boredom? Amusement? Masochism?

ArgusRun: One survivor.

How long before someone's claiming his survival was a miracle?


That already happened last week. The group's founder and the father of the survivor described her survival as a miracle.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/sol e-survivor-hannah-luce-recoverin g -from-plane-crash-75058/

Hannah Luce, daughter of Teen Mania founder Ron Luce, is continuing to improve as she recovers from a plane crash last Friday. She was the sole survivor among the five on board.

"The fact that Hannah is here with us is a miracle, and while I am overjoyed and so thankful to God that she's here, I am also deeply saddened at the loss of Austin, Stephen, Garrett and Luke," Ron Luce wrote Tuesday on his blog. "I can't even begin to understand the pain their parents are feeling right now."

Ron Luce said in a statement. "They all had a heart for this generation, and were passionately pursuing God's call on their lives."

Which I guess was dying horribly in a plane crash?

SphericalTime: I was going to make a joke about gay orgies being distracting for pilots, but one of the people on the plane was a girl. So much for that theory. Bisexual orgies then.

Also, it's all about satanism at altitude. But then, isn't everything?

My church used to go to this. I'm actually really relieved that I never went now. Thanks to that, I may be a 22 year old womanizing dick, but at least I'm not a 22 year old, hypocritical womanizing dick.

Killed were the pilot Luke F. Sheets, 23

Um, it's not like he's taking the Ford station wagon on a road trip. He's flying a farking plane with 5 people in it! How many hours could this KID have under his belt?

en route to a Christian youth conference plane crash

There is no God.

one of five people en route to a Christian youth conference to survive a plane crash

God performed a miricle and let this one survive!

my headline for this story last week (when it happened) was something along the lines of:
4 out of 5 members of group going to attend Christian youth rally 'Acquire the Fire'... exceed expectations.

The best part of this story is that it's 10 days old...

NutWrench: "Please pray for all of the families that lost loved ones and for Hannah in the hospital. Pray for God's peace to be with all of them and pray for Hannah's healing," Oral Roberts President Mark Rutland said on the university's Facebook page.

Well, God cause the plane to crash and injure this girl in the first place, right?
For what reason would you want to pray to a god who kills innocent people?
Boredom? Amusement? Masochism?

Praise Him when the good things happened. And never question Him when horrible things happen, that was His will.

Or blame the gays.

baka-san


I live near where Teen Mania is based, brainwashing disguised as summer camp.

So pretty much like ANY church function.

In 1996 Teen Mania relocated from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Garden Valley, Texas, purchasing the property that was formerly the location of Keith Green's Last Days Ministries.

Along with eleven others, Keith Green died on July 28, 1982, when the Cessna 414 leased by Last Days Ministries crashed after takeoff from the private airstrip located on the LDM property.

Land probably has a grave site on it.

I assume that 'Acquire the Fire' is a reference to the fact that most attendees come back with an STD or two.

"Ours is a god of horror and death."
Oral Roberts University President Mark Rutland

texmeth: In 1996 Teen Mania relocated from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Garden Valley, Texas, purchasing the property that was formerly the location of Keith Green's Last Days Ministries.

Along with eleven others, Keith Green died on July 28, 1982, when the Cessna 414 leased by Last Days Ministries crashed after takeoff from the private airstrip located on the LDM property.

Land probably has a grave site on it.




"Salt and fire - on it..."

I_Am_Weasel: Please lift them up in prayer,

That seems a little insensitive.

The survivor; is she still hot?

/trumped it

Praise Jesus!

This isn't irony! This is just....

Oh wait, it actually is irony. Nice job subby!

No one knows when God will call them home.

Live your life in a way that glorifies God. Do good. Help others.

"You are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven."

Spinning my wheel of dead Christian sympathy...

Good. I'm going to go with "good". fark them and everyone who thinks like them.

AverageAmericanGuy: No one knows when God will call them home.

Live your life in a way that glorifies God. Do good. Help others.

"You are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven."

My god does not kill children.

At least they died doing what they loved.

George Tierney of Greenville SC: Spinning my wheel of dead Christian sympathy...

Good. I'm going to go with "good". fark them and everyone who thinks like them.

You're kind of a douchebag. Anyone ever tell you that?

All part of God's plan.

"Damnit, Timmy! Self-immolation is for the mud races! You've killed us all!!!"

God doesn't play favorites.

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That Oral Roberts used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
To tell sinful people not to dance
That maybe they'd be happy for a while
But homosexuals made me shiver
With news the President delivered
Bad news came from socialists
I had to catch the fire to resist
I can't remember if I cried
When the preacher took me by his side
But something touched me deep inside
That day, at Oral Roberts University

Dr. Killinger's Magic Murder Bag: At least they died doing what they loved.

Apparently, they loved crying and screaming "WHY GOD WHY!?" most of all.

/aisle seat, long legs

texmeth: In 1996 Teen Mania relocated from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Garden Valley, Texas, purchasing the property that was formerly the location of Keith Green's Last Days Ministries.

Along with eleven others, Keith Green died on July 28, 1982, when the Cessna 414 leased by Last Days Ministries crashed after takeoff from the private airstrip located on the LDM property.

Land probably has a grave site on it.

I just like how all of these Christian groups have private planes to ferry them around wherever they need to go. Very humble of them, I'm sure.