I'd eat the woman behind the sandwich, ifyaknowwhatImean

That's a nice tasty looking Dagwood.
/she's would also be tasty

I could see why people would think National Vegetarian Week would be "bad news", ever since they made it mandatory for everyone in the world forever.

I mean, back when it was an optional thing, you could just eat what you want and let other people make their own choices.

Is subby upset by National (Insert Preventable, Horrible Disease) Awareness Day, too?

chimp_ninja: I could see why people would think National Vegetarian Week would be "bad news", ever since they made it mandatory for everyone in the world forever.

I mean, back when it was an optional thing, you could just eat what you want and let other people make their own choices.

Is subby upset by National (Insert Preventable, Horrible Disease) Awareness Day, too?

chimp_ninja: I could see why people would think National Vegetarian Week would be "bad news", ever since they made it mandatory for everyone in the world forever.

I mean, back when it was an optional thing, you could just eat what you want and let other people make their own choices.

Is subby upset by National (Insert Preventable, Horrible Disease) Awareness Day, too?

No, but I think subby would be upset by National Proselytize Week. Or are you saying that vegetarianism is a preventable, horrible disease?

I bet this thread will be fun!

I'd butter her bread. With my man seed. And by 'bread' I mean vagina. And let me tell you something else about myself. I'd have sex with that girl.

chimp_ninja: I could see why people would think National Vegetarian Week would be "bad news", ever since they made it mandatory for everyone in the world forever.

I mean, back when it was an optional thing, you could just eat what you want and let other people make their own choices.

Is subby upset by National (Insert Preventable, Horrible Disease) Awareness Day, too?

You seem to be highly irritable. It is nothing to freak out about though. Becoming a thin-skinned pussy is sadly a common side-effect of a vegetarian/vegan diet. Go have a cheeseburger. It will make you feel so much better.

Help, meat eaters are being oppressed!

Is it Big Bob's Cockmeat sandwich?

So all I have to do in order to create the meatiest sandwich is stack a lot of different meats on top of each other with some cheese, and between two slices of bread?

I wonder how many dowels are through that thing holding it up like a tiered wedding cake.

While I appreciate the sentiment behind creating the World's Meatiest Sandwich, when the sandwich is too large to be gripped with two hands and eaten, and you have to dissassemble it before eating, it either ceases to be a sandwich, or it is no longer the meatiest sandwich.

Unless you find that magical quantity that optimizes meat per handsful.

You Farkers are smart. Figure this one out!

Is that Ashlynn Brooke in the background? Wouldn't be the first time she's enjoyed a meat sandwich.

Behold: this is the pinnacle of man's achievement. Fire, the wheel, electricity, funny pictures of talking cats, all merely a preface to this milestone in engineering and the pioneer spirit.

What hath Man wrought?

Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

umad: chimp_ninja: I could see why people would think National Vegetarian Week would be "bad news", ever since they made it mandatory for everyone in the world forever.

I mean, back when it was an optional thing, you could just eat what you want and let other people make their own choices.

Is subby upset by National (Insert Preventable, Horrible Disease) Awareness Day, too?

You seem to be highly irritable. It is nothing to freak out about though. Becoming a thin-skinned pussy is sadly a common side-effect of a vegetarian/vegan diet. Go have a cheeseburger. It will make you feel so much better.

That is no more likely than being an overbearing dickbreathed mouth breather is caused by eating meat.

Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

Heist: I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.



I don't know, she's kinda cute.

That thing on the right though, I'm with you there.

Speaking as an omnivore and someone who would gladly eat human if it were legal, I find vegetarians far less obnoxious than the whiney adolescent douchebags who constantly piss and moan about them. I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

I'm a fan of satisfying carnal desires. I'll take the girl for one appetite then the sammich for the other one.

I see vegetable on that sangwij....no dice.

Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

when it comes down to judging people by what they devour to stay alive, just holy crap.

Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.

WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.

I don't hate vegetarians. I don't think many people do. I find evangelical vegetarians annoying, though. I think it's best if I spare judgments about whether they're getting a proper balance of amino acids and proteins, and they spare judgments about saturated fat and cholesterol intake. What you eat is none of my business, and vice versa.

WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.

Right, except:
1. I'm not a vegetarian
2. I never said eating meat (in moderation) is bad for you. I was talking about that specific sandwich, which is not anywhere close to moderation.

WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.
I'm not a vegetarian either, but I'd be very wary of any doctor telling you it's good to eat beef, whether grass fed or not. If it's a US doctor, I reckon he's getting funded by your meat industry.

All of the benefits of beef can be had in other foods without any of the negative aspects. I just eat beef because it tastes good.

KrispyKritter: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

when it comes down to judging people by what they devour to stay alive, just holy crap.

Right, but I judge all diets equally, so it's cool.

I also exaggerated for the sake of humor.

Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.

Right, except:
1. I'm not a vegetarian
2. I never said eating meat (in moderation) is bad for you. I was talking about that specific sandwich, which is not anywhere close to moderation.

Fair enough.

However, it's a "gimmick" sandwich. I seriously doubt most non-vegetarians would consider that to be part of their regular diet. (You could conceivable make a "world's veggiest sandwich" that would be equally disgusting.

Whether you are a vegetarian or not, I think we can all agree that the dumbest label in this article is that this is a sandwich.

El Freak: I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

I've never even run into a vegetarian who protested what other people eat. And most vegetarians are 'flexitarians', anyway-- they're not opposed to eating meat once in a while, but they don't make it part of their daily regimen.

I mean, I believe 'militant vegans' exist... somewhere. But it's like worrying about "environmentalists" who think we should all live in yurts and gather our own food. There's like 20 of them, and no one gives a crap.

But the "I'LL EAT THREE HURR DURR" guys? Present in numbers, and they all think they came up with that line.

Heb: All of the benefits of beef can be had in other foods without any of the negative aspects. I just eat beef because it tastes good.

My doctor told me lean grass-fed beef was as fine as chicken after I asked him about my beef consumption. Beef (and other red meats) are also better sources of iron than chicken. Although certain shell fish have a good amount of iron, too...

WhippingBoy:
However, it's a "gimmick" sandwich. I seriously doubt most non-vegetarians would consider that to be part of their regular diet. (You could conceivable make a "world's veggiest sandwich" that would be equally disgusting.

That "Heart Attack Grill" place is also a gimmick, but people actually have heart attacks in the restaurant from eating their food. While an equally vegetabliest sandwich would be disgusting, it probably wouldn't be unhealthy.

Anyway, I'm not trying to get into a flame war, so thank goodness reason has prevailed thus far.

WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: WhippingBoy: Heist: Is the tag for vegetarian week or for the sandwich?

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd much rather lose the meat and hang out with a bunch of hippies than eat that monstrosity and hang out with whatever insecure neanderthal would eat such a thing.

You go then. Enjoy the patchouli.

Thanks. Enjoy the angina.

See? This is why people hate vegetarians. Even though most credible doctors and nutritionists recommend a diet that includes moderate amounts of meat (oily fish, grass fed beef, etc.), you still have to pull out the old, tired, "eating meat is bad for you" card.

Right, except:
1. I'm not a vegetarian
2. I never said eating meat (in moderation) is bad for you. I was talking about that specific sandwich, which is not anywhere close to moderation.

Fair enough.

However, it's a "gimmick" sandwich. I seriously doubt most non-vegetarians would consider that to be part of their regular diet. (You could conceivable make a "world's veggiest sandwich" that would be equally disgusting.

To put it in perspective: Based on the meat contents of that ... thing by weight (5165 g), the average American eats the equivalent of about 24 of these a year. o_O

WhippingBoy:

However, it's a "gimmick" sandwich. I seriously doubt most non-vegetarians would consider that to be part of their regular diet. (You could conceivable make a "world's veggiest sandwich" that would be equally disgusting.

You know, somehow, I doubt that. I love meat and all, but there is no way that taking a bite of a sandwich with 40 different veggies (spinach! avocado! tomatoes! asparagus! ummm... beets! arugula! umm... fkucing... onions! etc.) could be as horrifyingly bad for you as this thing. The worst thing that could happen is that the flavours don't go together well, like if you put radishes, ginger, sweet potatoes and kalamata olives in it or something.

El Freak: Speaking as an omnivore and someone who would gladly eat human if it were legal, I find vegetarians far less obnoxious than the whiney adolescent douchebags who constantly piss and moan about them. I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

Thanks very much for writing this. I am vegetarian, but really try not to discuss it, as it frequently seems to make people uncomfortable. It always feels to me that carnivores assume I'm judging them, and I am certainly not. I'm now forced to give a disclaimer whenever someone asks why I don't eat meat: "My choice to stop eating meat was based purely on circumstances that are important to me, and me alone, and do not imply any attempt to affect your own personal choices in this area."

Easier just to just order my salad and not discuss it.

chimp_ninja: El Freak: I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

I've never even run into a vegetarian who protested what other people eat. And most vegetarians are 'flexitarians', anyway-- they're not opposed to eating meat once in a while, but they don't make it part of their daily regimen.

I mean, I believe 'militant vegans' exist... somewhere. But it's like worrying about "environmentalists" who think we should all live in yurts and gather our own food. There's like 20 of them, and no one gives a crap.

But the "I'LL EAT THREE HURR DURR" guys? Present in numbers, and they all think they came up with that line.

Damn, you really are oppressed. My heart simply aches for you and your plight. The government should step in and make those big bad meanie heads leave you alone.

umad: chimp_ninja: El Freak: I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

I've never even run into a vegetarian who protested what other people eat. And most vegetarians are 'flexitarians', anyway-- they're not opposed to eating meat once in a while, but they don't make it part of their daily regimen.

I mean, I believe 'militant vegans' exist... somewhere. But it's like worrying about "environmentalists" who think we should all live in yurts and gather our own food. There's like 20 of them, and no one gives a crap.

But the "I'LL EAT THREE HURR DURR" guys? Present in numbers, and they all think they came up with that line.

Damn, you really are oppressed. My heart simply aches for you and your plight. The government should step in and make those big bad meanie heads leave you alone.

The same way you'd like them to step in and make vegans stop telling you that they're vegan, huh?

umad: chimp_ninja: El Freak: I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

I've never even run into a vegetarian who protested what other people eat. And most vegetarians are 'flexitarians', anyway-- they're not opposed to eating meat once in a while, but they don't make it part of their daily regimen.

I mean, I believe 'militant vegans' exist... somewhere. But it's like worrying about "environmentalists" who think we should all live in yurts and gather our own food. There's like 20 of them, and no one gives a crap.

But the "I'LL EAT THREE HURR DURR" guys? Present in numbers, and they all think they came up with that line.

Damn, you really are oppressed. My heart simply aches for you and your plight. The government should step in and make those big bad meanie heads leave you alone.

2.5/10.

Yeah. You can really tell I'm playing the martyr card by... how I advocate ignoring those people.

El Freak: Speaking as an omnivore and someone who would gladly eat human if it were legal, I find vegetarians far less obnoxious than the whiney adolescent douchebags who constantly piss and moan about them. I've never ran into an obnoxious vegetarian or vegan who lives up to the stereotype. Yeah, I'm sure they exist somewhere, but there's nowhere near as many as the "HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY AMINALS DURR FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE HURR DURR DURR HURR" spouting farkwits.

Pretty much THIS. It's pretty amazing how full these threads are of self-professed "carnivores" whining about "militant vegetarians" and denigrating anyone who doesn't eat a full 8 servings of meat per day. Conspicuously missing are vegetarians pushing any sort of agenda.

CheekyMonkey: Pretty much THIS. It's pretty amazing how full these threads are of self-professed "carnivores" whining about "militant vegetarians" and denigrating anyone who doesn't eat a full 8 servings of meat per day. Conspicuously missing are vegetarians pushing any sort of agenda.

So all of your biatching and moaning is preemptive? It took three whole posts before you guys started complaining about being oppressed, just like every other time we have this thread. There weren't any "meat eater agenda" posts before that either.

I'm just shocked that this always results in people coming out of the woodwork to tell you idiots to STFU.

umad: CheekyMonkey: Pretty much THIS. It's pretty amazing how full these threads are of self-professed "carnivores" whining about "militant vegetarians" and denigrating anyone who doesn't eat a full 8 servings of meat per day. Conspicuously missing are vegetarians pushing any sort of agenda.

So all of your biatching and moaning is preemptive? It took three whole posts before you guys started complaining about being oppressed, just like every other time we have this thread. There weren't any "meat eater agenda" posts before that either.

I'm just shocked that this always results in people coming out of the woodwork to tell you idiots to STFU.

If you're going to troll, pick a far less obvious username. You'll get more bites.

El Freak: If you're going to troll, pick a far less obvious username. You'll get more bites.

I'm not trolling. It's my surname.

I just get tired of people popping into threads shouting "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" before anybody has done anything to them.

indylaw: Behold: this is the pinnacle of man's achievement. Fire, the wheel, electricity, funny pictures of talking cats, all merely a preface to this milestone in engineering and the pioneer spirit.

What hath Man wrought?

Apparently the article's author never watched Epic Meal Time on YouTube

umad: CheekyMonkey: Pretty much THIS. It's pretty amazing how full these threads are of self-professed "carnivores" whining about "militant vegetarians" and denigrating anyone who doesn't eat a full 8 servings of meat per day. Conspicuously missing are vegetarians pushing any sort of agenda.

So all of your biatching and moaning is preemptive? It took three whole posts before you guys started complaining about being oppressed, just like every other time we have this thread. There weren't any "meat eater agenda" posts before that either.

I'm just shocked that this always results in people coming out of the woodwork to tell you idiots to STFU.

*Yawn*

Meat .vs. veggie...I really don't care. What I don't get is this Man V. Food "let's celebrate gluttony" culture....gaah....

The worlds meatiest sandwhich my ass. It still has pickles in it. I could fit another 10 slices of meet where they are.

umad: CheekyMonkey: Pretty much THIS. It's pretty amazing how full these threads are of self-professed "carnivores" whining about "militant vegetarians" and denigrating anyone who doesn't eat a full 8 servings of meat per day. Conspicuously missing are vegetarians pushing any sort of agenda.

So all of your biatching and moaning is preemptive? It took three whole posts before you guys started complaining about being oppressed, just like every other time we have this thread. There weren't any "meat eater agenda" posts before that either.

I'm just shocked that this always results in people coming out of the woodwork to tell you idiots to STFU.

That does suggest an interesting question. Does the headline count as the Boobies?