"They said dressing sexy would work. Why is it not working?"

"As the rain begins to fall, lovely Tina continues her attempts to flag down the elusive Yellow Flatbed"

"STOP, or next time I'm NAKED"


*screech*

NEWSFLASH: Manatee calls for cab in NYC.

Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York

"It's not rain... God is crying."

Mmmmmff! mmmmmffffffff!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!*

*Help! something sat on me three hours ago and I can't find my way out!!

Poor Meat Loaf. Who'd have thought it would ever come to this?

Just add flour.
Monica Lewinsky takes New York by storm.
Now that you're gone, all that's left is a band of gold.

She doesn't need a lift. She needs a forklift.

"Traffic was held up for hours as the Ghostbusters walked the Statue of Liberty through downtown New York today."

"I first saw her at Mitt Romney Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a gold lame swimsuit. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her. "

And here we see the elusive coroner spare tire sales person. The tires are organic, she grows them herself.

At last ...the wipers had lifted a path to freedom!

"Give me 10 pounds of silicon carbide, and a little New York gutter water, and this ass will permanently erase the smug from Daniel Tosh's face."

/F*ck Tosh

Dearth cab for cutie

Since that one big movie role, the Stay-Puft marshmallow man had fallen on hard times.

The years had not been kind to Princess Leia.

An Obama voter tries to hail a cab on her way to the polling place.

/you know it's true...

"I SAID I WAS TALKIN' TO YOU! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

"Do you charge by the pound or mile?"

/votable

"So be cheery, my lads, let your hearts never fail, While the bold harpooneer is striking the whale!" NANTUCKET SONG

Forgetting that traffic on Sixth Avenue runs north, Abdullah the Butcher failed to realize Madison Square Garden is south of 56th street, got lost in the Bronx and missed the steel cage match.

I fark on the first date!

Damn, can't a biatch get a ride to Walmart????

The one thing NYC cabbies hate more than black people is a wet transvestite plus-size hooker.

Ooo! I am wicked!

Link
That's a man, baby!

Note: I think you got that, but I thought it might be funnier if I made it more concise and an old pop meme.

After her 2,000th birthday, Wonder Woman let herself go, to the point that she had to hail an Invisible Taxi to get across town.

That's no moon...

Good thing she lifted her arm. There were fears that cab was lost forever!!

DONUT ... I mean, TAXI!