*golf clap*

Awesome.

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Don't appreciate subby's quicksilver wit?

Damn, that website's name is so close to sounding like "Nutsack Online".
..

Great headline, subby.

St_Francis_P: phlegmmo: [cs.dogpile.com image 460x300]

Don't appreciate subby's quicksilver wit?

On the contrary.

:)

Don't tell Minnesota- they'll go bankrupt.

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+1 - Fantastic headline!

FTA: river water is adding lots of mercury

"lots", how scientific.

_{+1 on the headline, subby}

I see what you did there. Well done.

Bravo Subby, this is for you.

/I lol'd three times

You magnificent bastard.

+80 points for subby.

OK, four times.

/Obscure?

I rarely post just to stroke a subby, but damn that was clever.

/consider yourself stroked

Well, FARK hasn't made me literally facepalm in a while. Good job, sir.

Okay, we'll be seeing this headline later this year.

dobro: I see what you did there. Well done.

Oh you.

Had to share the headline the the wife. +1 internet, subby.

Bravo!
+1

I admit it took me a minute, but once it hit, DAMN!

+1, and HotY candidate.

New York sewage company to begin treating local water supply to remove mercury released by mining operations. Subby's sure he read something like this in an Hg Wells short story years ago

lol, very nice subby...

I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

The stars aligned perfectly for this headline to be possible.

This... This is just fantastic.

The headline, not the toxic mercury thing.

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/Obscure?

Link

RibbyK: FTA: river water is adding lots of mercury

"lots", how scientific.

+1 on the headline, subby

DOES mercury come in lots? I would have thought acre-feet would be a better measurement.

I am here, too, to commend the submitter on such a clever headline

WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?


Find War of the Worlds in the above hieroglyphic..

I need a cigarette and a sammich after that headline.

WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

Not sure if serious...but Hg is for hydragyrum, the classical name for mercury, and is the modern chemical symbol for mercury.

OK, I get it now, but I don't see the funny of it.

WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

HG Wells, writer of science fiction + Hg, atomic number of mercury, wells.

Mercury wells poisoning arctic rivers.

Clever, clever subby.

And that, my friend, will get you a +1.

SweetSilverBlues: WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

HG Wells, writer of science fiction + Hg, atomic number of mercury, wells.

Mercury wells poisoning arctic rivers.

Clever, clever subby.

Please ignore everything I posted before the word "clever".

Ugh.

Where have you kept this headline couped up ?

As a geoloogist, I think your headline is fabulous, and you, Subby, are indeed a magnificent bastahd!

WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

No.

HOTY candidate

Bravo subby

WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

H.G. Wells wrote science fiction.
You would know that if you went to class instead of following Phish around the country.

Outstanding.

bigpete53: *golf clap*

Boooo for chemistry puns

You magnificent son of a...

traylor: WhippingBoy: I'm a liberal arts student. Could someone please explain the headline to me?

No.

Heh... that's the answer I was hoping for

/not a liberal arts student... just acting on their behalf