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23 May 2012 12:04 PM   |   1146 clicks   |   Some Guy
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ThatGuyGreg    [TotalFark]  
Your blog sucks.

/so does your baseball team

23 May 2012 10:54 AM
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FreakinB    [TotalFark]  
Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

23 May 2012 11:59 AM
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Nightsweat     
So no Packers fans, then?

23 May 2012 12:07 PM
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enry     
I can see Fenway park out my window and I don't think that poorly of Yankees fans.

23 May 2012 12:10 PM
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H31N0US     
If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

23 May 2012 12:14 PM
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uber humper     
FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

Yep, douche =/= toothless.

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23 May 2012 12:14 PM
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idesofmarch     
Herp dee herp derp, I writes like that onions interpage. Go Sox!

23 May 2012 12:15 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
FreakinB: Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

This brought to mind an unholy hybrid of Godzilla and Garfield.

I need to start doing drugs again. This is scaring me.

23 May 2012 12:15 PM
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rjakobi     
FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

I just did a GIS for Japanese Lasagna and it's all your fault.

23 May 2012 12:29 PM
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natural316     
H31N0US: If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

And they'd have to be called "teef"

23 May 2012 12:44 PM
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The Face Of Oblivion     
A Boston blog is calling Yankees fans low-class? Oh lawd.

When the average New Yorker is a badly tattooed, chain-smoking, consonant-skipping, bloated, methadone-begging mick reject with an inferiority complex, maybe Boston fans can try to address an equal.

23 May 2012 12:54 PM
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Wise_Guy     
H31N0US: If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

i.imgur.com

23 May 2012 01:03 PM
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El Brujo     
The Face Of Oblivion: A Boston blog is calling Yankees fans low-class? Oh lawd.

When the average New Yorker is a badly tattooed, chain-smoking, consonant-skipping, bloated, methadone-begging mick reject with an inferiority complex, maybe Boston fans can try to address an equal.


Yeah, but at least they're white.

23 May 2012 01:03 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Uh, what?

23 May 2012 01:32 PM
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Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
Dental experts applaud the measure. "This is a step in the right direction," said Perry O. Dontal, head of the United Dental Association.

Really? Perry O. Dontal? You couldn't even come up with a plausible name that wasn't an obvious pun?

Your blog sucks

23 May 2012 01:34 PM
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4NTLRZ     
Just a shot across the Yankee bow in what is becoming this year's race to get out of the AL East basement.

23 May 2012 01:50 PM
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Robo Beat     
Are you sure you're not thinking of the Braves, Subby?

23 May 2012 01:52 PM
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Moopy Mac     
FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

I think your problem is equating "New Yorker" stereotypes with Yankee fan stereotypes.

/Almost $2B of taxpayer money so that the Yankees wouldn't move to...?

23 May 2012 02:03 PM
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hbk72777     
FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

Exactly. If this was a NASCAR promo, then it'd be funny.

/makes as much sense as handing cleaning supplies to San Francisco Giants fans

23 May 2012 02:08 PM
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Rex_Banner     
So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

23 May 2012 02:34 PM
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H31N0US     
Rex_Banner: So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

You know how those jews are with their fried chicken and canollis...alcoholics too, the lot of them.

23 May 2012 03:08 PM
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PsyLord     
Not as challenging as handing them out at a NY Rangers game.

23 May 2012 04:19 PM
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The Bestest     
OK, that's TWICE now I've seen this horrible blog linked, and this submission is even worse than the last; hell, this one doesn't even make SENSE!

Out yourself, submin.

23 May 2012 05:09 PM
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The Bestest     
..wait wait.. and posted to MAIN on top of that? Really?

/Really?!

23 May 2012 05:11 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     
I prefer Bat Day

should use it at the airports for Civilian Counter-Terrorist Patrol

check in, get a free bat

23 May 2012 05:41 PM
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Rex_Banner     
H31N0US: Rex_Banner: So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

You know how those jews are with their fried chicken and canollis...alcoholics too, the lot of them.


At least they're not as conniving as those damn lumberjacks. You just can't trust those guys

23 May 2012 05:53 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
Rex_Banner: At least they're not as conniving as those damn lumberjacks. You just can't trust those guys

Hey! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

23 May 2012 05:57 PM
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Terrible Old Man     
So what it's saying is the Yankees have 1,000 toothbrushes.

24 May 2012 05:00 AM
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slotz     
FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

That should read we New Yorkers.

24 May 2012 06:47 PM
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