Aw, crap, it's going to be 24/7 of Linda McMahon media bombardment from now until November, isn't it? Her campaign is so obnoxious, they make me want to vote for the other guy.

If WWE Creative had any brains left in their bodies, they'd work in a fued between Linda and CM Punk over Punk's straight edge lifestyle and general persona, culminating in a debate on Raw.

Sounds silly, I know, but if they let Punk free wheel his lines, the results would be epic.

Make ya a deal

Rid yourself of the film division, turn Cena heel, put all of your catalog for instant video sale, then I'll support the WWE. Till then, y'all can kiss my ass.

cman: Make ya a deal

Rid yourself of the film division, turn Cena heel, put all of your catalog for instant video sale, then I'll support the WWE. Till then, y'all can kiss my ass.

They'd probably give you everything else you asked for twice over and STILL not turn Cena heel.

I'm all for making fun of WWE and my but pleasure seeing WWE make an ass of itself doesn't excuse me from posting this.

And apparently I have but pleasure.

cman: Make ya a deal

Rid yourself of the film division, turn Cena heel, put all of your catalog for instant video sale, then I'll support the WWE. Till then, y'all can kiss my ass.

how about Shoot John Laryngitis i the farking face or find someone who is even slightly charismatic to play his role in this "people power" BS storyline. it's like watching flies fark.

What's sad is that we actually have a viable GOP Candidate for the Senate here in CT that might stand a chance of winning, but the derp at the state convention was just too strong and still managed to endorse Linda. Hopefully the voters see through her BS when it comes time to vote in the primary.

Why hasn't Dynamite Kid joined Stand Up for WWE? Oh, that's right...

I love we're getting continuing WWE releated threads to get us to Monday. :)

In other news. WWE banned Ortons punt.

A fan suggested to Randy Orton on Twitter that he deliver his trademark punt kick to Chris Jericho's skull after Jericho hit him with 3 codebreakers on Monday's RAW. While Orton is sure to exact revenge on Jericho, he won't be skull punting any time soon:

"The punt has been banned. 'Concussional' awareness."

RexTalionis: Aw, crap, it's going to be 24/7 of Linda McMahon media bombardment from now until November, isn't it? Her campaign is so obnoxious, they make me want to vote for the other guy.

If I lived in CT, my vote would go for the other candidate; just because Vince sucks and the WWE sucks.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If WWE Creative had any brains left in their bodies, they'd work in a fued between Linda and CM Punk over Punk's straight edge lifestyle and general persona, culminating in a debate on Raw.

Sounds silly, I know, but if they let Punk free wheel his lines, the results would be epic.

What? You want Punk to get fired?

Now, if Punk were in TNA/ROH and a Linda look-a-like did it, THAT would be epic!

cman: Make ya a deal

Rid yourself of the film division, turn Cena heel, put all of your catalog for instant video sale, then I'll support the WWE. Till then, y'all can kiss my ass.

Ok, now STOP that! I just favorited you over this and we're (somewhat) at polar opposites politically.

I wonder if anyone in any of the non-WWE promotions ever thought about naming a finishing move something like Blue Menthol. Too inside a joke?

Why in god's name has TNA not made a Linda look-a-like and had her embarrassing herself and getting beat on by their superstars?

styckx: And apparently I have but pleasure.

Best pleasure ever.

styckx: I love we're getting continuing WWE releated threads to get us to Monday. :)

In other news. WWE banned Ortons punt.

A fan suggested to Randy Orton on Twitter that he deliver his trademark punt kick to Chris Jericho's skull after Jericho hit him with 3 codebreakers on Monday's RAW. While Orton is sure to exact revenge on Jericho, he won't be skull punting any time soon:

"The punt has been banned. 'Concussional' awareness."

Well then I guess they're going to ban Zack Ryder's broski boot soon if not already.

EyeballKid: Why hasn't Dynamite Kid joined Stand Up for WWE? Oh, that's right...

Same reason Droz hasn't

Hearing this woman talk about how she is just a regular person with regular folks type problems until November is going to drive me bonkers.

saintstryfe: Why in god's name has TNA not made a Linda look-a-like and had her embarrassing herself and getting beat on by their superstars?

Remember what happened to WCW after WWE decided to "poke back" after WCW took cheap shot after cheap shot? It's probably in Dixie's best interest right now not to taunt a sleeping lion.

EyeballKid: I wonder if anyone in any of the non-WWE promotions ever thought about naming a finishing move something like Blue Menthol. Too inside a joke?

Nothing is obscure

Barack-O-Berry and Smackdown fruit punch HAS to taste better.

/bring the obscurist into the light and watch him burn!!

RexTalionis: Aw, crap, it's going to be 24/7 of Linda McMahon media bombardment from now until November, isn't it? Her campaign is so obnoxious, they make me want to vote for the other guy.

fark, I forgot about that bombardment last time. Well, I think I'll just turn off my TV for the next six months.

saintstryfe: Why in god's name has TNA not made a Linda look-a-like and had her embarrassing herself and getting beat on by their superstars?

Dixie and her daddy's money aren't smart enough to that but if they did, TNA will be crushed out of existence.

By the way, this kind of shiat pisses me off.
You KNOW the funds being paid to the WWE by its fans help support her candidacy. WWE fans have to put up with "stand up
For wWE" (vote for Linda McMahon)

This is why I don't pay for PPV'S
This is why I don't spend money on their product.
Except for WCW DVDs

Eat it, Vince

styckx: I'm all for making fun of WWE and my but pleasure seeing WWE make an ass of itself doesn't excuse me from posting this.

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Yeah, I agree. This guy needs to re-design his page. Who the hell would try to pass this off as a legitimate blog with THAT kind of appearance?!?

*remembers he runs Blue Bar Cage and submitted this link to fark himself*

shiat.....

A Punk/Linda debate would be Lincoln/Douglas compared to the great political summit to which WWE treated us in 2003.

/"if you don't love America, go to Hell - or France, same difference!"

styckx: saintstryfe: Why in god's name has TNA not made a Linda look-a-like and had her embarrassing herself and getting beat on by their superstars?

Remember what happened to WCW after WWE decided to "poke back" after WCW took cheap shot after cheap shot? It's probably in Dixie's best interest right now not to taunt a sleeping lion.

I remember WCW running roughshot until WWE hit gold with Austin.

JDawgNJ: styckx: I'm all for making fun of WWE and my but pleasure seeing WWE make an ass of itself doesn't excuse me from posting this.

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Yeah, I agree. This guy needs to re-design his page. Who the hell would try to pass this off as a legitimate blog with THAT kind of appearance?!?

*remembers he runs Blue Bar Cage and submitted this link to fark himself*

shiat.....

I dig your willingness to make fun of yourself, and well.. You got us another wrestling green light, you're a South Jersey (woodbury here) guy so.. You'll get a notification in a second.

That said, Scott Steiner - Political Pundit was one of the most glorious things in the history of the world.

Madame DeStahl said that, in life, one must choose between boredom and suffering.


Boredom


Suffering

DeStahl is dead.


There's always an alternative.

Good to see Shane-O Mac.

robsul82: A Punk/Linda debate would be Lincoln/Douglas compared to the great political summit to which WWE treated us in 2003.

/"if you don't love America, go to Hell - or France, same difference!"

robsul82: That said, Scott Steiner - Political Pundit was one of the most glorious things in the history of the world.

Hey, anything that kept Ol' Roid-n-Botch from wrestling was fine by me.

Gunny Highway: Good to see Shane-O Mac.

Stephs boobs even made an appearance.

styckx: JDawgNJ: styckx: I'm all for making fun of WWE and my but pleasure seeing WWE make an ass of itself doesn't excuse me from posting this.

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Yeah, I agree. This guy needs to re-design his page. Who the hell would try to pass this off as a legitimate blog with THAT kind of appearance?!?

*remembers he runs Blue Bar Cage and submitted this link to fark himself*

shiat.....

I dig your willingness to make fun of yourself, and well.. You got us another wrestling green light, you're a South Jersey (woodbury here) guy so.. You'll get a notification in a second.

I make fun of people on a blog about a fake sport. God, if I couldn't make fun of myself, I'd be more insufferable than a 411mania commenter.

EyeballKid: robsul82: A Punk/Linda debate would be Lincoln/Douglas compared to the great political summit to which WWE treated us in 2003.

/"if you don't love America, go to Hell - or France, same difference!"

robsul82: That said, Scott Steiner - Political Pundit was one of the most glorious things in the history of the world.

Hey, anything that kept Ol' Roid-n-Botch from wrestling was fine by me.

If ever there was a person about whom smarks would say "more promos, less wrestling," it's Scott Steiner.

P-Money All $tar: By the way, this kind of shiat pisses me off.
You KNOW the funds being paid to the WWE by its fans help support her candidacy. WWE fans have to put up with "stand up
For wWE" (vote for Linda McMahon)

This is why I don't pay for PPV'S
This is why I don't spend money on their product.
Except for WCW DVDs

Eat it, Vince

No YOU eat it, SMARK!! Here, I'll even drop my drawers for you, SINK YOUR TEETH INTO IT. You people LACK VISION! You have no idea what my brilliance is going to do - HAS DONE - for the WWE.

You think you are STICKIN IT TO ME by only buying WCW DVDs you SMARK?! That's all money in my pocket! I JUST MADE A POOPIE!

styckx: Gunny Highway: Good to see Shane-O Mac.

Stephs boobs even made an appearance.

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I'll be in my bunk.

styckx: Gunny Highway: Good to see Shane-O Mac.

Stephs boobs even made an appearance.

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Nice to see Triple H's arm is all healed up.


Also, the biggest problem I have with the "Be a Star" campaign is they have a "good guy" (Lawler) bullying a "bad guy" (Vickie) about her weight. It's one thing for the heel (Jericho) to bully the face (Punk). But a man who is supposed to be cheered is bullying a woman about her weigh (which isn't even a problem. Just because her ribs aren't showing like Kelly Kelly doesn't make her a whale) is just wrong.

styckx: Gunny Highway: Good to see Shane-O Mac.

Stephs boobs even made an appearance.

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1) Good to see Steph falling for the "if I wear glasses I'll look smarter" lie. Worked great for Stallone and Palin.

2) What would make this photo awesome would be if it had been photobombed by somebody holding a sign that read "Who books this crap?"

Senile Vince: P-Money All $tar: By the way, this kind of shiat pisses me off.
You KNOW the funds being paid to the WWE by its fans help support her candidacy. WWE fans have to put up with "stand up
For wWE" (vote for Linda McMahon)

This is why I don't pay for PPV'S
This is why I don't spend money on their product.
Except for WCW DVDs

Eat it, Vince

No YOU eat it, SMARK!! Here, I'll even drop my drawers for you, SINK YOUR TEETH INTO IT. You people LACK VISION! You have no idea what my brilliance is going to do - HAS DONE - for the WWE.

You think you are STICKIN IT TO ME by only buying WCW DVDs you SMARK?! That's all money in my pocket! I JUST MADE A POOPIE!

no creatine taco?

Link

Steiner/Nowinski debate in question.
Love Coach cracking up before it starts, saying "It should be very entertaining to hear what Scott Steiner has to say"

Also, Nowinski is completely right and gets booed for it.

Haha Scott Steiner thinks Iraq did 9/11

EyeballKid: 1) Good to see Steph falling for the "if I wear glasses I'll look smarter" lie. Worked great for Stallone and Palin.

She may need glasses.

eagles95: Senile Vince: P-Money All $tar: By the way, this kind of shiat pisses me off.
You KNOW the funds being paid to the WWE by its fans help support her candidacy. WWE fans have to put up with "stand up
For wWE" (vote for Linda McMahon)

This is why I don't pay for PPV'S
This is why I don't spend money on their product.
Except for WCW DVDs

Eat it, Vince

No YOU eat it, SMARK!! Here, I'll even drop my drawers for you, SINK YOUR TEETH INTO IT. You people LACK VISION! You have no idea what my brilliance is going to do - HAS DONE - for the WWE.

You think you are STICKIN IT TO ME by only buying WCW DVDs you SMARK?! That's all money in my pocket! I JUST MADE A POOPIE!

no creatine taco?

Perhaps that is the reason for the poopie.

zWrestling was the best 1997-2003

It sucks now

Will soon be buying Raw & Smackdown from 1999-2002 though

Mr Talbot: Also, Nowinski is completely right and gets booed for it.

You can almost hear Vince fapping in the background.

THIS SHOULD BE ON THE ENTERTAINMENT POLITICS TAB!!!

EyeballKid: styckx: Gunny Highway: Good to see Shane-O Mac.

Stephs boobs even made an appearance.

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1) Good to see Steph falling for the "if I wear glasses I'll look smarter" lie. Worked great for Stallone and Palin.

2) What would make this photo awesome would be if it had been photobombed by somebody holding a sign that read "Who books this crap?"

No, the guy holding the sign needs to be holding Kane's 3-foot hog.

HeartBurnKid

BOTCH.

*de Staël

The awesomeness of CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan is being overshadowed by the suckitude of John Cena and the Big Show.

No, I will not stand up for WWE! >:-(

Also...

Wwe - soap operas for men