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   Iran makes five-point proposal to world powers. It's the same kind of five-point proposal that Lucy made Linus in "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

23 May 2012 11:27 PM   |   6240 clicks   |   Haaretz
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wiredroach     
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Appropriate five-point proposal.

23 May 2012 08:50 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
1. No kill I

23 May 2012 09:39 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?

23 May 2012 11:29 PM
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Brontes     
AverageAmericanGuy: Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?

You anti-Semites disgust me

23 May 2012 11:33 PM
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Rich Cream     
It would have been nice if they told us what it was. I mean, they put in the couter-proposal points.

23 May 2012 11:35 PM
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indylaw     
Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

23 May 2012 11:35 PM
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rpl     
AverageAmericanGuy: Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?

Pretty much.

23 May 2012 11:36 PM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
Did the Iranians sing and dance too?

23 May 2012 11:36 PM
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Make More Hinjews     
indylaw: Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.


Erm.... maybe center.

23 May 2012 11:39 PM
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cjs     
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

23 May 2012 11:40 PM
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SandMann     
So...what were the five points?
Where's the beef?

23 May 2012 11:41 PM
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autopsybeverage     
indylaw: The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

I always kind of felt like that was the point.

23 May 2012 11:41 PM
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DavidVincent     
How about a link from a non-jew media source?

23 May 2012 11:42 PM
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Lehk     
DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

23 May 2012 11:47 PM
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ChaoticLimbs     
Point 1: Everyone gives us free stuff. Plane parts, a new reactor, stuff like that.
Point 2: We give you some uranium we've enriched
Point 3: We suspend enriching uranium beyond 20%
Point 4: We get some uranium from you guys
Point 5: We get our research reactor updated to modern safety standards


Sounds pretty freaking reasonable. I'm shocked.
They are a sovereign nation and if they want to enrich uranium, you have to go to war with them or stop trading with them to stop them.

23 May 2012 11:47 PM
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J. Frank Parnell     
FTA: "According to the same report, the Iranians are offering a series of practical steps that each side will carry out in exchange for the other side's step. The Iranians emphasized that their proposal is based on the principles of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT)."

I assume the other 'side' is Israel. Yet they're never mentioned in the article. It's highly unlikely Israel will ever join the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

23 May 2012 11:48 PM
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Prof. Frink     
DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

I thought the Jews controlled all the media.

23 May 2012 11:50 PM
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danielscissorhands     
Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™


I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."

23 May 2012 11:56 PM
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whatshisname     
That article was like a top ten list without the list.

24 May 2012 12:00 AM
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fanbladesaresharp     
offering a series of practical steps that each side will carry out in exchange for the other side's step

YOU first!!! No YOU first!!!!!

24 May 2012 12:02 AM
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Triumph    [TotalFark]  
www.littlestuffedbull.com

24 May 2012 12:04 AM
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DavidVincent     
danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."


"It's not suprecism when we do it"

All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?

24 May 2012 12:07 AM
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DavidVincent     
Jews hate amadinajad. He is this generation'shiatler. There has always been a hitler and will always be a hitler for them. We just haven't heard yet about the 6 million he plans to kill.

24 May 2012 12:11 AM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
They didn't promise not to shiate in our Iraqi toilet.

I blame Grover Norquist.

24 May 2012 12:12 AM
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J. Frank Parnell     
DavidVincent: All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?

The headline subby added is obnoxiously biased, but the story itself still has the facts in there. You just have to read between the lines a little.

Like i mentioned already, it seems Iran is essentially saying "sure, we'll do whatever you want, but Israel has to do it, too".

24 May 2012 12:20 AM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
Great. Now I'm going to have to go watch all the "Ghetto Charlie Brown" episodes again.

24 May 2012 12:22 AM
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DavidVincent     

24 May 2012 12:24 AM
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ciderczar     
If that youth movement had managed to make a dint on the Ayatollah's power, their demands would be more important stuff, like a sweet hi-fi and some Detroit Cobras albums.

24 May 2012 12:39 AM
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tjassen     
DavidVincent: danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."

oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.


WOW! 1000 people out of a population of 7.5 million.
You know what, I'll give you the 1.5 million Arab citizens and work with the Jews only.
So that's 1000 people out of 6 million.
A nice representative number that clearly shows how evil all Israelis are.
*That's sarcasm if you didn't pick up on it.

24 May 2012 12:41 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
You mean they're going to snatch away the football at the last second and send us flying?


DavidVincent: Jews hate amadinajad. He is this generation'shiatler.

Filterpwnd.


J. Frank Parnell: It's highly unlikely Israel will ever join the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

That would require them to admit that they actually have nukes, wouldn't it?

24 May 2012 12:42 AM
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germ78     
If they're hell bent on nuclear power, why don't we give them Thorium reactor tech? You can't make weapons-grade plutonium (or is it uranium) out of the spent fuel.

24 May 2012 12:52 AM
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CultureVulture     
Typical BS from Amadinnerjacket. Like the old USSR, he'll fight for every point then ignore the whole lot.

24 May 2012 01:00 AM
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Vigorous_Apathy     
img0.fark.net

Is it just me, or does that logo look like "TNT"?

24 May 2012 01:05 AM
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clovis69     
germ78: If they're hell bent on nuclear power, why don't we give them Thorium reactor tech? You can't make weapons-grade plutonium (or is it uranium) out of the spent fuel.

No one has Thorium reactors in a commercial form. Plus to start them up you need weapons grade Uranium.

24 May 2012 01:45 AM
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Smackledorfer     
DavidVincent: danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."

"It's not suprecism when we do it"

All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?


If anything npr bends over backwards not to bury right wing politicians in their double talk, tbh.

That or you have to believe they would bury them, but both lack the skills of the daily show researchers AND the will to copycat those who do present such gotcha moments.

24 May 2012 01:51 AM
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TappingTheVein     
Make More Hinjews: indylaw: Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

Erm.... maybe center.


Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party. It has the lowest circulation percentage in Israel, somewhere along the number of copies sold by my 9yr old niece school's weekly paper.

24 May 2012 03:16 AM
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Slartibartfaster     
ChaoticLimbs: They are a sovereign nation and if they want to enrich uranium, you have to go to war with them or stop trading with them to stop them

But I like my beer http://www.deschutesbrewery.com , if I stop trading with every nation that .... invented .... or uses this technology, I have to really have to limit my choices. Or go to war.... mind you, I think I could take on Oregon.

24 May 2012 03:17 AM
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TappingTheVein     
DavidVincent: oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.


Sounds like you missed the part where they specify why they had this demonstration, such as their neighborhood turning into a Sudanese illegal immigrants camp with all the added bonuses of gang rapes, theft and murder.

24 May 2012 03:37 AM
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antron     

24 May 2012 05:02 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
indylaw: /Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

...which makes it moderate right in most of the world.

(just saying)

24 May 2012 05:13 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
TappingTheVein: Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party.

Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?

24 May 2012 05:17 AM
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TappingTheVein     
Uncle Tractor: Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Arutz Sheva
Israel Hayom (A.K.A the Bibiton)

Uncle Tractor: Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?

See above.

And it's not exactly a secret that Haaretz is hard left. In Israel, anyway.

24 May 2012 05:44 AM
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wasteofspace     
Uncle Tractor: TappingTheVein: Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party.

Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?


Debate with Tappy? LOL You can make the dude run round in circles chasin his tail, then he'll tell you he outdid you.

TappingTheVein:

DavidVincent: oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.

Sounds like you missed the part where they specify why they had this demonstration, such as their neighborhood turning into a Sudanese illegal immigrants camp with all the added bonuses of gang rapes, theft and murder.


Ya so let's just blame all off them and DEPORT!

You're a racist tappy
always have been,always will be.

As for Iran?
Get a nuke. Anyone stupid enough to care? Well, you're stupid.

24 May 2012 06:09 AM
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Diogenes The Cynic     
Vigorous_Apathy: [img0.fark.net image 77x27]

Is it just me, or does that logo look like "TNT"?


You're reading it backwards.

24 May 2012 06:21 AM
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TappingTheVein     
wasteofspace: Ya so let's just blame all off them and DEPORT!

No, let's just enforce the law against illegals, gang rapists, murderers and thieves. Crazy, i know.

wasteofspace: You're a racist tappy
always have been,always will be.


Coming from one of Fark's resident anti-semite turds, it means a lot to me.

24 May 2012 07:29 AM
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indylaw     
Uncle Tractor: indylaw: /Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

...which makes it moderate right in most of the world.

(just saying)


What makes them crazy in the ideas of America's and Israel's nutjobs is that they are sometimes critical of Israeli government policies, particularly those involving Palestinians. This, of course, makes them all virulent self-hating anti-Semite race traitors who have shamed their grandmothers and have the temerity to threaten Israel's right to exist!

Perhaps that's unfair to the actual positions of pro-settler right-wing Zionists, I'll admit. It's hard for me to get into that mindset since my head will not go that far up my own ass.

24 May 2012 08:04 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
TappingTheVein: Uncle Tractor: Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Arutz Sheva
Israel Hayom (A.K.A the Bibiton)


Fair enough. Out of curiosity; why are they too far to the right for you? (not trying to pick a fight, just wondering)

Uncle Tractor: Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?

See above.

And it's not exactly a secret that Haaretz is hard left. In Israel, anyway.


Depends on one's reference point, I guess. "Hard left" in Israel and the US is "mainstream" just about anywhere else.

24 May 2012 08:24 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
wasteofspace: Debate with Tappy? LOL You can make the dude run round in circles chasin his tail, then he'll tell you he outdid you.

That sounds familiar ... ;)

24 May 2012 08:25 AM
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Uncle Tractor     
indylaw: What makes them crazy in the ideas of America's and Israel's nutjobs is that they are sometimes critical of Israeli government policies, particularly those involving Palestinians.

I read Haaretz now and then. The articles cover both sides of the "palestinian question," as far as I can tell. I suppose letting the pro-peace side have it's say makes them "hard left."

This, of course, makes them all virulent self-hating anti-Semite race traitors who have shamed their grandmothers and have the temerity to threaten Israel's right to exist!

Yep.

24 May 2012 08:29 AM
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MythDragon    [TotalFark]  
Allow us to make 5 counter-points
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(GIS search for '5 bombs' surpisingly easy)

24 May 2012 08:34 AM
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