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   Will Martin Brodeur need a glass of Metamucil? Will John Tortorella need a sippy cup of apple juice? The answers and more in tonight's Devils at Rangers Game 5 ECF thread (8:00 PM eastern, NBCSN)

23 May 2012 07:05 PM   |   120 clicks   |   Sports Illustrated
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Mr.Tangent     
Lets go Rangers.

23 May 2012 07:07 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
Mr.Tangent: Lets go Rangers.

Let's go golfing Rangers!

23 May 2012 07:07 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
i63.photobucket.com

/well, not soon here, as I'll be bringing it to the bar with me for trivia night, which hopefully will actually happen this week

23 May 2012 07:09 PM
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Smiths     
YOU AIN'T COOL, UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS!

23 May 2012 07:12 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
Yeah! Hockey thread!

23 May 2012 07:19 PM
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craigzy     
hockey!

23 May 2012 07:19 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
i63.photobucket.com

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSS

23 May 2012 07:19 PM
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4NSpy     
Go....Rangers?

23 May 2012 07:19 PM
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LeatherPenguin     
robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/well, not soon here, as I'll be bringing it to the bar with me for trivia night, which hopefully will actually happen this week


Tonight's gonna be... interesting. I used to play goalie, and wore #30, and am walking into a Ranger bar wearing my Marty jersey.

23 May 2012 07:20 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
LeatherPenguin: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/well, not soon here, as I'll be bringing it to the bar with me for trivia night, which hopefully will actually happen this week

Tonight's gonna be... interesting. I used to play goalie, and wore #30, and am walking into a Ranger bar wearing my Marty jersey.


Hopefully there's more Devils fans there tonight than last Wednesday, where it was one (1) - me.

23 May 2012 07:22 PM
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Polish Hussar     
4NSpy: Go....Rangers?

Go seven games!

23 May 2012 07:26 PM
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yookaloco     
farm8.staticflickr.com
......S

23 May 2012 07:29 PM
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craigzy     
doc shoutout to rochester = DRINK

23 May 2012 07:32 PM
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Resolute    [TotalFark]  
I like Brandon Prust, so I kinda want the Rangers to win.

I don't like what Brandon Prust did in his last game played, so I kinda want the Rangers to lose.

But, I want Tortorella to make the finals and lose to Sutter, thus atoning for 2004.

/Still bitter
//It was in, dammit!
///*sob*

23 May 2012 07:32 PM
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yookaloco     
Bring alot of energy says the team that has basically played 24 games in 42 nights.

23 May 2012 07:32 PM
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irishman4     
imgc.allpostersimages.com

23 May 2012 07:40 PM
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I_Love_Cheesecake     
Whoever wins tonight will win the series. So:

www.troll.me

23 May 2012 07:43 PM
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Ham Sandvich     
Does anyone know if Dubinsky is back yet?

23 May 2012 07:44 PM
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LeatherPenguin     
robsul82: LeatherPenguin: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 600x800]

/well, not soon here, as I'll be bringing it to the bar with me for trivia night, which hopefully will actually happen this week

Tonight's gonna be... interesting. I used to play goalie, and wore #30, and am walking into a Ranger bar wearing my Marty jersey.

Hopefully there's more Devils fans there tonight than last Wednesday, where it was one (1) - me.


Not a chance. I do, however, once again get to hurl in their faces, "Right, NOW you love the bloody Dolans, don't you? Is that how it works? "Win" Yeah! "Lose" Boo!" FARK YOU PINK HATS!"

and then I get buried in a lot off Arthur Kill Road....

23 May 2012 07:44 PM
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Mr.Tangent     
Resolute: I like Brandon Prust, so I kinda want the Rangers to win.

I don't like what Brandon Prust did in his last game played, so I kinda want the Rangers to lose.

But, I want Tortorella to make the finals and lose to Sutter, thus atoning for 2004.

/Still bitter
//It was in, dammit!
///*sob*


You sound like a Flames fan, so I should want the opposite of what you want if I am to believe what I am told.

/Canucks Fan
/Go Rangers
/Lost my 94' but hurt long ago

23 May 2012 07:45 PM
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I_Love_Cheesecake     
Ham Sandvich: Does anyone know if Dubinsky is back yet?

Probably playing tonight?

23 May 2012 07:47 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Go Devils!!!

/while walking to Penn Sta./MSG to catch a train to Jersey I almost yelled that as the double decker Ranger fan bus that came down 7th Ave. but I'm not crazy

23 May 2012 07:47 PM
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Frozen_Puck     
Almost hockey time! Woo!

23 May 2012 07:47 PM
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mootmah    [TotalFark]  
4NSpy: Go....Rangers?

Correct my good sir

23 May 2012 07:48 PM
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soopey    [TotalFark]  
Angry drinking is not good drinking. I suggest Torts lay off the booze. Let us professionals handle it for him.

/is angry drinking.
// farking house hunting.
/// cheers all you hockey farks.

23 May 2012 07:49 PM
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yookaloco     
soopey: Angry drinking is not good drinking. I suggest Torts lay off the booze. Let us professionals handle it for him.

/is angry drinking.
// farking house hunting.
/// cheers all you hockey farks.


Cheers to you, you wonderful bastard. May you sort out your drinking problem in the summer, when the only good sport to watch isn't 5/7 days of the week.

By that, I mean soccer.

23 May 2012 07:52 PM
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soopey    [TotalFark]  
yookaloco: By that, I mean soccer.


There's always NASCAR/Indy Car/F1 to spend a whole Sunday drinking to.

No vodka for the tonic. No ginger ale for the whiskey. No anything to go with the tequilla. Two more beers and it's not really wine weather.

/fark me.

23 May 2012 07:55 PM
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FightDirector     
I_Love_Cheesecake: Ham Sandvich: Does anyone know if Dubinsky is back yet?

Probably playing tonight?


Confirmed - he's in the lineup.

Sorry for an ESPN link - TSN is timing out

23 May 2012 07:57 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
yookaloco: soopey: Angry drinking is not good drinking. I suggest Torts lay off the booze. Let us professionals handle it for him.

/is angry drinking.
// farking house hunting.
/// cheers all you hockey farks.

Cheers to you, you wonderful bastard. May you sort out your drinking problem in the summer, when the only good sport to watch isn't 5/7 days of the week.

By that, I mean soccer.


Did you see the article about how many major soccer matches are fixed? Ug-ly.

23 May 2012 07:57 PM
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yookaloco     
Wanna say before hand, as a Devils fan, this is by far the coolest Rangers team I've seen since 94. Still kinda half rooting for them (although, my love for Marty obviously takes precedence). I want Marty to finally get a Conn Smythe, but even if we lose, I hope the East wins the cup, because for the most part, I think these Rangers are a class act - first in a long time. Yeah, sorry, I don't buy into the rivalry at this point.

23 May 2012 07:58 PM
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Smiths     
soopey: yookaloco: By that, I mean soccer.


There's always NASCAR/Indy Car/F1 to spend a whole Sunday drinking to.

No vodka for the tonic. No ginger ale for the whiskey. No anything to go with the tequilla. Two more beers and it's not really wine weather.

/fark me.


i just finished Max Payne 3, having some salad and a Rubbing Alcohol as chicken breast marinates in preparation for its cooking SOON.

and fark you girl in the audi commercial. your dad isn't an alien. he's just a rich biatch small dicked white guy. enjoy private school and sheltering from the blacks.

23 May 2012 07:58 PM
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desertgeek     
soopey: Angry drinking is not good drinking. I suggest Torts lay off the booze. Let us professionals handle it for him.

/is angry drinking.
// farking house hunting.
/// cheers all you hockey farks.


I would be doing some angry drinking too, but I'm at work again so I'm not. But I'm not in the mood for watching any games after last night. Enjoy the game, all you drunk hockey farkers.*

*offer does not apply to the dumbfarks who have nothing better to do than whine about things they know less than nothing about.

23 May 2012 07:59 PM
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Smiths     
yookaloco: Wanna say before hand, as a Devils fan, this is by far the coolest Rangers team I've seen since 94. Still kinda half rooting for them (although, my love for Marty obviously takes precedence). I want Marty to finally get a Conn Smythe, but even if we lose, I hope the East wins the cup, because for the most part, I think these Rangers are a class act - first in a long time. Yeah, sorry, I don't buy into the rivalry at this point.

rivalry i also am not buying. and a Rangers without Avery is a classy Rangers I really am enjoying.

Goddamn Avery made it hard to like them.

23 May 2012 07:59 PM
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IMDWalrus     
Did desertgeek survive last night?

Smiths: i just finished Max Payne 3, having some salad and a Rubbing Alcohol as chicken breast marinates in preparation for its cooking SOON.

How is Max Payne 3? I loved the first one, but that was a looooooong time ago.

23 May 2012 08:00 PM
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paj     
Polish Hussar: Go seven games!

This. More hockey is always better.

23 May 2012 08:01 PM
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FastJeff     
This should be good.

23 May 2012 08:01 PM
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soopey    [TotalFark]  
Tequila on the rocks it is! It's nice out. I'm going to sit on the porch and play cribbage against the dog.

23 May 2012 08:01 PM
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paj     
CBC brings yet another great intro.
/what song is this? I know that I know it but I can't recall the name.

23 May 2012 08:02 PM
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ontariolightning     
love Marty but if any Devils gets the Smythe it is Parise
the guy is on a mission

23 May 2012 08:02 PM
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paj     
Hello Canada, and hockey fans from the United States and Newfoundland!

/found the CBC intro song: Link

23 May 2012 08:04 PM
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Smiths     
IMDWalrus: Did desertgeek survive last night?

Smiths: i just finished Max Payne 3, having some salad and a Rubbing Alcohol as chicken breast marinates in preparation for its cooking SOON.

How is Max Payne 3? I loved the first one, but that was a looooooong time ago.


i never played 1 or 2 (but have them now sitting on the original Xbox I use as a media center in the bedroom, yay XBMC and softmod), so I can't compare

but i really did enjoy it. do NOT play it hungover. EVER. the "hangover" effects will fark you up.
It amazes me there were over a dozen chapters and they made every environment feel unique.

never felt like "oh, another office building" or "oh, another hallway". They made an amazing job keeping every location unique in its own way. I never tired of playing it.

Since my 360 is hacked I am going to do a replay with the infinite painkillers trainer someone made and go back and get all the gun parts and "clues".

it's also great because replay's "chapter select" lets you choose which checkpoint to start from as well. little things that make me enjoy it.

so yeah, worth playing no doubt. done really well.

23 May 2012 08:04 PM
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paj     
No Johnny Malkin tonight for the Rags.

23 May 2012 08:05 PM
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RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
LOL, poll on NHL.com:

FAN POLL: CUP FINAL PREDICTION
What will be the result of the Stanley Cup Final?

Kings defeat Rangers: 25.94%
Kings defeat Devils: 24.98%
Rangers defeat Kings: 24.59%
Devils defeat Kings: 24.49%

23 May 2012 08:05 PM
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paj     
Anthem time in NYC

23 May 2012 08:07 PM
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serialkittenkiller     
I love Devils fans handing out trophies before game 5.

23 May 2012 08:10 PM
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RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
GO DEVILS fark the rangers

23 May 2012 08:10 PM
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FightDirector     
RminusQ: LOL, poll on NHL.com:

FAN POLL: CUP FINAL PREDICTION
What will be the result of the Stanley Cup Final?

Kings defeat Rangers: 25.94%
Kings defeat Devils: 24.98%
Rangers defeat Kings: 24.59%
Devils defeat Kings: 24.49%


Jesus. That's just about perfect, then.

Also, is there any news about the NHL going the supplemental discipline route on Doan/Smith/Yandle for their comments and/or miscounducts? A friend of mine (a PHX fan, poor bastard) is of the opinion that if Doan gets a suspension for that, he'll serve it, come back next season, and in his first game back cold-cock a ref, skate off the ice, and retire with both middle fingers held high.

23 May 2012 08:10 PM
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Smiths     
BALLOON!

23 May 2012 08:11 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
And here we go...

23 May 2012 08:11 PM
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RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
Wow, not five seconds in, and my first thought was "I want to take a machete to the asshole who brought the farking balloon in."

23 May 2012 08:11 PM
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