oh my

She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

She's so hot I almost didn't notice how farking ugly those bikinis were.

Oh lawdy

She's beautiful, sexy, desirable and available. But somebody somewhere is tired of her shiat.

Thanks for sharing subby!

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She's beautiful, sexy, desirable and available. But somebody somewhere is tired of her shiat.

I'm not tired of her, but I am tired of studios thinking they have to overkill every damn shoot. Honestly, who works in that effin' business? Either they have major brain diseases or have some seriously creepy fetishes.

I like girls! Especially beautiful girls, and naked beautiful girls the best. But they have to be girls, with real skin n' stuff. The more they look like effin' mannequins, the more turned off I get. My willie does not crave plastic.

This is Kate Upton for eff's sake. Cap the Photoshooper in the head, fire the make-up artist, slip some laxative into hairstylists' coffee. Just put her in an effin' tri-top and G-string, throw some baby oil or water on her and the photos will go hyperviral if you take them with a goddamn cellphone camera.

I've got a ton that's up, Kate...

Business section? LOL

AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

Yeah, it's like it is barrel shaped.

9beers: Business section? LOL

she'd get the business, ect ect

with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

9beers: with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

Then we should all enjoy it while we can!

Whar Wild Weasel bikini, wharrrr?!

Some of those bottoms are barely there, which is a shame.

There are some mighty fine examples of Studman69 in the comments.

I wonder what her hair color is. I never made it that far.

//clicks link again
///Nope, still missed it

*of the article

AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

This is the worst comment I have ever come across on Fark. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/never understood the skeet skeet skeet appeal

ongbok: AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

Yeah, it's like it is barrel shaped.

Actually it's because her belly button is too high. It's kind of in the middle of her abdomen, most people have it somewhere around the lower third.

I bet she tastes like cantaloupe.

Sweet, juicy cantaloupe.

Great googly moogly

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

*dies*

*FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP *

/zombie fap to that

time difference between reading last syllable of her name and clicking on the link?

6.3 milliseconds...

Does the words after Upton ever actually even register before we click?

Were there words in that article? I don't reacall.

Bigdogdaddy: Were there words in that article? I don't reacall.

Or recall either. Duh

I can come up with with one major problem with Kate Upton: She's not in my bed right now.

AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

I think I could manage Alaska.

/On a good day, possibly the former Soviet Union... including all satellite states... and the countries over whom they had influence... and all countries they did business with...

//And believe me... it would be a good day.

///Cartographer... of loooove.

I'm at odds, this was already on Fark but its just so damn good.

RogermcAllen: AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

This is the worst comment I have ever come across on Fark. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/never understood the skeet skeet skeet appeal

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She's meh. She's kinda square and has no ass. Also, mole. Nice boobies though.

I liked the virgin horse hurdler from yesterday better.

/sounds ugly and/or fat

She somehow manages to look like Adriana Lima in that first photograph.



Kind of the "Addicted to Love" effect I guess.

The_Eliminator: 9beers: with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

Then we should all enjoy it while we can!

No need following here eventual downgrade. There's always a new 19 year old.

9beers: with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

Sadly, this.

tricycleracer: 9beers: with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

Sadly, this.

Exactly. That's why I'm not marrying her. Superficial, I know.

Bikinis for the 0.0005% of women who's bodies could do them justice.

Her hair being up like that kind of kills it for me.

I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm just saying I'm going to click over and fap to a different picture.

Like this:

I bet she will date and marry someone who is mega-rich, has mega social status or both.

tricycleracer: 9beers: with a figure like that at 19, she's bound to be a fatty before she turns 30.

Sadly, this.


She's the new Anna Nicole Smith.

RogermcAllen: AdolfOliverPanties: She's got a strange midsection. Something about it is just a little off.

Oh, now I've got it. It doesn't have the map of Hawaii splattered across it in my semen.

This is the worst comment I have ever come across on Fark. You should be ashamed of yourself.

/never understood the skeet skeet skeet appeal

In eleven years, this is the worst comment you have ever come across on Fark?

You must be quite the on again/off again lurker.