This is just a teaser trailer for the upcoming new season, right?

Cons:

1. His name is Levi Johnston.
2. He's over 21 and a dweller in Mommy's basement.
3. He's squandered $1,000,000 and has no means of income.
4. His child support payments have been sporadic at best.
5. His grasp of the English language is,at best,fleeting.

Pros:

1. He has his health and a roof over his head.

...............

Oh yeah.... He's ready to take on the world!

Just wait until his mom winds up pregnant...

Who?

Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Who? Oh...that one.

Who cares?

I hope they were able to garnish at least some of the money for back child support. Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Nah, Mama Grizzly is making plenty of money selling stuff to Real Americans™. I don't think Tripp or Bristol will ever have to get really bootstrappy.

Plus the kid's already a reality TV star [sic].

Which actually makes me a little [sic]. But what the hay.

Just imagine if this sort of thing happened with Obama. "Well it figures, he's a ni-BONG".

There's no excuse for this. He should have been paying attention and learned his grifting from the Olympic-level Grand Master - his former Mother-In-Law

Wha, he was able to run through his Playgirl money faster than LiLo is able to run through her Playboy money?

Okay, I've known a lot of idiot rednecks in my day, but even the worst of them would be hard-pressed to blow through a million on "guns, boats, and four wheelers". These people are not buying yachts and heirloom firearms.

Bathia_Mapes: Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Yeah, between his mother and his father that poor bastard isn't exactly set up for success.

It will be interesting to see how many of the similarly situated denizens of Fark are willing to bash him.

Let's find out.....

Bathia_Mapes: I hope they were able to garnish at least some of the money for back child support. Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Eh, monetarily, the kid's not hurting. The elder Palin can still net 5-figure speaking fees, and Bristol is doing pretty well for herself between becoming a touring speaker against teen pregnancy (really?) and her Lifetime TV show. She'll continue to live off the teat of "public interest" for years to come.

The Muthaship: It will be interesting to see how many of the similarly situated denizens of Fark are willing to bash him.

Let's find out.....

I'd be too busy killing myself.

ok lemme see his plan:
Step 1) Date a rich poloticians daughter
Step 2) Get her pregnant
Step 3) Profit
Step 4) Lose profit

Apos: Cons, pros

Well, when you put the cons first, of course it looks bad...

The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

I see the dictionary folks have a new photo to place next to the definition of "white trash."

/you might have to be low income, but you don't have to be low rent

When does he legally change his name to Clevon?

Mugato: Just imagine if this sort of thing happened with Obama. "Well it figures, he's a ni-BONG".

Well he's married, I don't think he should be knocking up teenaged white girls to begin with.

What's his FARK handle?

EnviroDude: What is his FARK handle?

*shakes tiny fist*

"mom .... MEATLOAF"

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Makes us feel better that we're not as much a loser as he is. It's why TV shows like Springer and Jersey Shore are so popular.

:/

The most depressing thing is that he's knocked up another girl. And they're naming the baby after a gun maker.

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Sarah Palin's a loser and we're still discussing her...

Well, Levi, there's always gay porn, dude.

Where's all the money from his failed reality show and his commercial for nuts.

/refuses to buy those pistachios because they insist on giving money to bad people.
//Mugabe does it...while committing genocide.

Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There's no excuse for this. He should have been paying attention and learned his grifting from the Olympic-level Grand Master - his former Mother-In-Law

You can lead a horse to water, man. By all rights he should be earning six figures as a baby-naming consultant or something, but you can't fix stupid.

I am always amazed that losers like this always seem to have the pick of the girls. How many kids has her fathered with how many different women?

Those who live in their Mom's glass house are comfortable throwing stones cuz they're not paying for it.

xanadian: What's his FARK handle?

Winterwhile?

PonceAlyosha: Those who live in their Mom's glass house are comfortable throwing stones cuz they're not paying for it.

Most of them seem to be on the Fark politics page all day

EnviroDude: The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

I can't keep track of every conservatroll's ALTs, bro. 0/10

EnviroDude: The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

He's actually a right wing troll who calls himself EnviroDude.

basemetal: Well, Levi, there's always gay porn, dude.

I thought he already did Playgirl...

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Because the Palin family continues to insist upon injecting its broken moral viewpoints into the public discourse and Levi and his "baby momma" are prime examples of why they haven't got a leg to stand on when it comes to that subject.... and whether we like it or not enough dumb bumpkins continue to pay enough attention to her to make it a semi-relevant discussion topic.

If you don't like it, blame the losers who keep paying the Palin's enough to make it profitable for them to keep slathering their screwed up opinions all over the news every couple of months.

Not to defend him in any way, but where exactly did he earn $1 million? The $1 million mentioned in TFA links to a story that says he made $105,000 in 2009. He reportedly made $100,000 for the Playgirl shoot which may or may not be the same $100,000. I'm saying TFA added a zero to make him look like a bigger loser.

kab: xanadian: What's his FARK handle?

Winterwhile?

If I were winterwhile, I would be insulted that you were comparing me to a brain-dead piece of scum like Levi Johnston.

Chibi Shinigami: Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

Young, good-looking, and spends his money foolishly. What's not to like? I'd hit it. But with back-up protection on account of his evident extreme fertility.

Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

Chibi Shinigami: Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

Just be sure to use birth control. Because he obviously doesn't know how.

Gramma: The most depressing thing is that he's knocked up another girl. And they're naming the baby after a gun maker.

There is no part of this story that isn't completely white trash.

Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

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She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

He could have just folded his penis up between his butt cheeks and played nice with the Wasilla Hillbillies, kept on boinking Bristol and been on easy street. Why make life so hard for yourself?

/Why?
//Why?

Serious Black: Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

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She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

I dunno, that ass looks great to me.

biscuits1978: Serious Black: Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

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She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

I dunno, that ass looks great to me.

In the desert, a thirsty man will drink his own urine.

/"Great" is a relative term.

Did anyone actually buy his book? I couldn't have imagined too many people purchasing that thing.

Of course, I couldn't imagine anyone buying Sarah's book either.....