| Nut Liquor is pretty good except it sometimes feels like it's sticking to the roof of your mouth |
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| AbbeySomeone
Heh heh heh Subby is touching himself? |
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| 9beers
I'm sure many of you are thinking that the subby is talking about peanut butter. I'm thinking something else. Never heard a woman complain about that though. |
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| Mr. Potatoass
In before Sheryl Crow. |
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| Farktastic
I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible. However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon. |
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| fusillade762 Penis. |
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| Cyno01 Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible. However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon. I was also very disappointed in the bacon vodak. And not that i like bloodies either, but you could at least use bacon vodak in those. I cant think of what the hell peanut butter flavored vodak would go with... and whats with it being peanut butter flavored, hows that different from just peanut? Same with that whipped cream vodak, what would differentiate it from just a cream flavored vodak? /now firefly sweet tea vodak otoh... is one of my favorite liquors, and im a yankee even |
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| malaktaus
Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible. However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon. The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream. |
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| robohobo
I miss booze. |
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| Oysterman
Nut Liquor? I hardly knew her! /wait... oh dear god no |
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| AverageAmericanGuy
It's worth a try, I guess. Nut has a great mouth feel. Can they recreate that in a drink? |
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| the ham sap gwailo
gets my vote for the best use of multiple inuendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inuendos... huh huh uh huh |
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| Bacontastesgood
malaktaus: The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream. I'm thinkin diarrhea containing massive quantities of live E coli O157:H7 is much closer to "the foulest liquid on the planet". Really, gun to your head which would you rather drink? Thought so. |
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| The_Sponge Bust open a bottle today. |
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| Monkey MKIII
the ham sap gwailo: gets my vote for the best use of multiple inurendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inurendos... huh huh uh huh FTFM |
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| Pointy Tail of Satan
It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower. 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka". |
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| AverageAmericanGuy
Pointy Tail of Satan: 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka". That actually sounds really good. |
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| coralfixation
Have some nut liquor with the porn tenderloin today! |
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| Cyno01 Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower. 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka". I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now. |
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| danielscissorhands
A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta? |
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| pSPAZz
Cyno01: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower. 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka". I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now. Vodka 02 is very bubbly Link It's actually not bad, or at least the 94 proof one wasn't. Certainly worth trying if you like vodka, but I think the flavor and novelty would be wasted in a cocktail. |
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| Benjimin_Dover
Nut liquor? So, I'm thinking that salting the rim of the glass is unnecessary then? |
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| phxmke
Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!! |
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| sonorangal
Screw that and pass the Frangelico to mix with stuff. Yummy. |
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| cptjeff
phxmke: Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!! I would go with something like chambord. And insist on serving it to anybody who thinks flavored vodkas are anything but one note, candied crap pretending to be sophisticated liquor. |
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| JonnyBGoode
Heh heh heh he said nut licker heh heh heh |
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| ChubbyTiger
I don't know, I hear it tastes a little like bleach. |
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| Und Becks
Will they use a digital Easy E as their spokesman? |
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| BenJammin
Subby mispelled "licker". |
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| RobotSpider
I used to think "nut meat" was my favorite combination of words ever. Thanks Subby! |
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| lilbjorn
The official alchoholic beverage of the Tea Bagger movement. |
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| ChipNASA Semen |
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| Queensowntalia
I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors. :P |
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| tamsnod27
Queensowntalia: I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors. :P How you doin'!!?? /obligatory |
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| Desmo
Knows all about it... |
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| abfalter
Some women don't mind nut sticking to the roof of their mouths... |
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| The Smails Kid
danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta? Poker. |
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| Rush Mountmore
Tried this yesterday, bartender gave me a shot and a little raspberry vodak and dropped it into a half glass of milk. I'll be damned if it didn't taste just like a pb&j sandwich. |
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| Sebastrd
danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta? I'd assume a lever. |
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| danielscissorhands
Sebastrd: danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta? I'd assume a lever. :) |
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| Noah_Tall
Hmmmmmmm.... Ok, have to do it. Going to pick up a bottle of this and a bottle of the chocolate vodka. See if I can make Reese's peanut butter shots. |
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| Ima_Lurker
Nut Liquor? You shouldn't refer to your mom that way, subby. /It's the Nut Biter I'm worried about. |
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| Shinreineko
While reading the article I got interrupted by some full screen ad telling me to check out the new, revamped myspace. I couldn't stop laughing. |
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| fragMasterFlash Does nut liquor taste like ass to you, Subbette? |
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