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   Nut Liquor is pretty good except it sometimes feels like it's sticking to the roof of your mouth

24 May 2012 01:28 AM   |   4656 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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AbbeySomeone     
Heh heh heh
Subby is touching himself?

24 May 2012 01:06 AM
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9beers     
I'm sure many of you are thinking that the subby is talking about peanut butter.

I'm thinking something else. Never heard a woman complain about that though.

24 May 2012 01:33 AM
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Mr. Potatoass     
In before Sheryl Crow.

24 May 2012 01:34 AM
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Farktastic     
I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.

24 May 2012 01:36 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Penis.

24 May 2012 01:45 AM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.


I was also very disappointed in the bacon vodak. And not that i like bloodies either, but you could at least use bacon vodak in those. I cant think of what the hell peanut butter flavored vodak would go with... and whats with it being peanut butter flavored, hows that different from just peanut? Same with that whipped cream vodak, what would differentiate it from just a cream flavored vodak?

/now firefly sweet tea vodak otoh... is one of my favorite liquors, and im a yankee even

24 May 2012 01:47 AM
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malaktaus     
Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.


The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream.

24 May 2012 01:49 AM
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robohobo     
I miss booze.

24 May 2012 02:00 AM
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Oysterman     
Nut Liquor? I hardly knew her!

/wait... oh dear god no

24 May 2012 02:01 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
It's worth a try, I guess.

Nut has a great mouth feel. Can they recreate that in a drink?

24 May 2012 02:02 AM
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the ham sap gwailo     
gets my vote for the best use of multiple inuendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inuendos... huh huh uh huh

24 May 2012 02:02 AM
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Bacontastesgood     
malaktaus: The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream.

I'm thinkin diarrhea containing massive quantities of live E coli O157:H7 is much closer to "the foulest liquid on the planet".

Really, gun to your head which would you rather drink? Thought so.

24 May 2012 02:05 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Bust open a bottle today.

24 May 2012 02:06 AM
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Monkey MKIII     
the ham sap gwailo: gets my vote for the best use of multiple inurendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inurendos... huh huh uh huh

FTFM

24 May 2012 02:17 AM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".

24 May 2012 02:17 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Pointy Tail of Satan: 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".

That actually sounds really good.

24 May 2012 02:18 AM
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coralfixation     
Have some nut liquor with the porn tenderloin today!

24 May 2012 02:24 AM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".


I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now.

24 May 2012 02:27 AM
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danielscissorhands     
A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?

24 May 2012 02:36 AM
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pSPAZz     
Cyno01: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".

I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now.


Vodka 02 is very bubbly Link

It's actually not bad, or at least the 94 proof one wasn't. Certainly worth trying if you like vodka, but I think the flavor and novelty would be wasted in a cocktail.

24 May 2012 02:46 AM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Nut liquor? So, I'm thinking that salting the rim of the glass is unnecessary then?

24 May 2012 02:50 AM
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phxmke     
Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!!

24 May 2012 02:58 AM
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sonorangal     
Screw that and pass the Frangelico to mix with stuff. Yummy.

24 May 2012 03:33 AM
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cptjeff     
phxmke: Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!!

I would go with something like chambord. And insist on serving it to anybody who thinks flavored vodkas are anything but one note, candied crap pretending to be sophisticated liquor.

24 May 2012 04:00 AM
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JonnyBGoode     
Heh heh heh he said nut licker heh heh heh

24 May 2012 04:20 AM
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ChubbyTiger     
I don't know, I hear it tastes a little like bleach.

24 May 2012 07:00 AM
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Und Becks     
Will they use a digital Easy E as their spokesman?

24 May 2012 08:02 AM
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BenJammin     
Subby mispelled "licker".

24 May 2012 08:13 AM
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RobotSpider     
I used to think "nut meat" was my favorite combination of words ever. Thanks Subby!

24 May 2012 08:33 AM
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lilbjorn     
The official alchoholic beverage of the Tea Bagger movement.

24 May 2012 08:45 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Semen

24 May 2012 08:45 AM
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Queensowntalia     
I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors.

:P

24 May 2012 08:50 AM
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tamsnod27     
Queensowntalia: I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors.

:P


How you doin'!!??
/obligatory

24 May 2012 09:00 AM
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Desmo     
Knows all about it...
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24 May 2012 09:27 AM
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abfalter     
Some women don't mind nut sticking to the roof of their mouths...

24 May 2012 09:38 AM
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catfish696     
fc09.deviantart.net

24 May 2012 09:39 AM
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The Smails Kid     
danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?

Poker.

24 May 2012 10:54 AM
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Rush Mountmore     
Tried this yesterday, bartender gave me a shot and a little raspberry vodak and dropped it into a half glass of milk. I'll be damned if it didn't taste just like a pb&j sandwich.

24 May 2012 11:06 AM
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Sebastrd     
danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?

I'd assume a lever.

24 May 2012 11:08 AM
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danielscissorhands     
Sebastrd: danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?

I'd assume a lever.


:)

24 May 2012 11:20 AM
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Noah_Tall     
Hmmmmmmm....

Ok, have to do it. Going to pick up a bottle of this and a bottle of the chocolate vodka. See if I can make Reese's peanut butter shots.

24 May 2012 11:27 AM
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Ima_Lurker     
Nut Liquor? You shouldn't refer to your mom that way, subby.

/It's the Nut Biter I'm worried about.

24 May 2012 11:39 AM
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Shinreineko     
While reading the article I got interrupted by some full screen ad telling me to check out the new, revamped myspace. I couldn't stop laughing.

24 May 2012 10:56 PM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
Does nut liquor taste like ass to you, Subbette?

25 May 2012 12:06 AM
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