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   The school district's public information officer wants you to know that's not the vajayjay you're looking at

24 May 2012 02:31 PM   |   15461 clicks   |   WSOCTV
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
Let me see if I care... hmmmmm...ummmm.... emmmmmm... nnnno, looks like I don't.

/brain guy?

24 May 2012 11:28 AM
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TsarTom    [TotalFark]  
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Let me see if I care... hmmmmm...ummmm.... emmmmmm... nnnno, looks like I don't.

/brain guy?


ts2.mm.bing.net
Not touching this one.

24 May 2012 11:35 AM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
TsarTom: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Let me see if I care... hmmmmm...ummmm.... emmmmmm... nnnno, looks like I don't.

/brain guy?

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 246x300]
Not touching this one.


i'm jealous of your piece of Deep 13

24 May 2012 11:51 AM
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TsarTom    [TotalFark]  
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats:
i'm jealous of your piece of Deep 13


I keep it in a hutch.
I'm jealous of your login name.

24 May 2012 12:07 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
And her FARK handle is.....?

24 May 2012 01:01 PM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
Apos: And her FARK handle is.....?

4chan is that-a-way ------------>

24 May 2012 01:08 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
We get these stories every year this time. I think the only sensible thing to do is ban yearbooks.

Should probably ban graduation and photography, too. Just to be safe.

24 May 2012 01:42 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Diogenes: We get these stories every year this time. I think the only sensible thing to do is ban yearbooks.

Should probably ban graduation and photography, too. Just to be safe.


Excluding wildlife photography,of course.

24 May 2012 01:48 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
How awful! It's just appalling that in the year 2012, a teen might be exposed to a picture of some naughty bits™. Up until this year book came out, those children were as an Amish shut-in. The outrage is certainly justified!

This will never do!

24 May 2012 01:54 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
The school's public information officer:
img.photobucket.com

24 May 2012 02:10 PM
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Red_Fox     
People will pay $100 for a yearbook nowadays? Holy shiat!

24 May 2012 02:35 PM
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Salmon     
Gives me a nutty idea for our office staff picture this year

24 May 2012 02:35 PM
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gameshowhost    [TotalFark]  
Walker: The school's public information officer:
[img.photobucket.com image 288x198]


c498390.r90.cf2.rackcdn.com

FTFY

24 May 2012 02:35 PM
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Easy Reader     
That school lady said all that with a straight face.

24 May 2012 02:35 PM
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Gramma     
So everyone that buys it has child porn? How awesome is that.

24 May 2012 02:36 PM
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Mr.Tangent     
How am I supposed to know if I should be outraged if they put them black bars over that sweet teen...

Hang on a sec, knock at the door.

24 May 2012 02:36 PM
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lordaction     
Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW

24 May 2012 02:36 PM
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Gilligann     
If it's not a vajayjay then they should post the picture

24 May 2012 02:37 PM
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Your Boss     
where's the 'Relax" pic of the armpit lookin' like the vajayjay??? Hmmm?

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Madman drummers bummers     
lordaction: Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW


upload.wikimedia.org

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Opiate of the Lasses     
lordaction: Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW


Yep, exactly what I thought it would be.

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Leeds     
Gramma: So everyone that buys it has child porn? How awesome is that.

Where do you live? The article states that she was 18, so that's not considered CP anywhere I've ever been...

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian     
It's very distracting when they put those black rectangles over the naughty bits.....I can't see anything!!!

\Yes, yes, I know.....I'll have a seat over there.....

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
lordaction: Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW


It said in the article she was 18 at the time if the photograph, so its fine. Not like if she were 17 and 364 and a half days old, then wed all be horrible pedophiles.

24 May 2012 02:40 PM
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Anavrinman     
lordaction: Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW


Bastard...

/has a seat.

24 May 2012 02:40 PM
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Bad_ad85     
lordaction: Uncensored picture so everyone can make up their own minds.

NSFW


Thanks lord, it looks to be some sort of movie prop IMHO.

24 May 2012 02:40 PM
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George Tierney of Greenville SC     
Of she's graduating, odds are she's 18. If that's the case, I want to see the tang.

Realistically, I'd still want to see it if she were 17 too.

24 May 2012 02:41 PM
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MAYORBOB     
"Really looking at that image, we're not sure that's what it is at all. We think it was the way she was sitting and the angle of her gown," Creason said. "We're not convinced at all that you're seeing what you think you are."

It's as if David Copperfield was the yearbook editor.

24 May 2012 02:42 PM
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cgraves67     
I know I wanted VIY when I was in high school.

/vagina in yearbook

24 May 2012 02:43 PM
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Bondith     
Racy yearbook photo blown out of proportion, other parents say

So, what, it's been enlarged?

/if it hasn't, I'd say a girl with a disproportionately large vajayjay would have a rewarding career in niche porn.

24 May 2012 02:43 PM
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Guidette Frankentits     
pics.blameitonthevoices.com

us10.memecdn.com

lolsnaps.com



www.funnyqanda.com

us5.memecdn.com

www.funnymos.com

24 May 2012 02:43 PM
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DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Apos: Diogenes: We get these stories every year this time. I think the only sensible thing to do is ban yearbooks.

Should probably ban graduation and photography, too. Just to be safe.

Excluding wildlife photography,of course.


You're forgetting about moose porn.

wwwdelivery.superstock.com

24 May 2012 02:43 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
Shouldn't that be the schools pubic information officer subby?

24 May 2012 02:44 PM
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AMonkey'sUncle     
I know someone who believes things like this are learned from watching shows like Don't Trust the B____ in Apt 23.

Life imitating art, or are the shows just telling what already is?

24 May 2012 02:45 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i45.tinypic.com

She flashed a little pussy. What's the big deal?

24 May 2012 02:46 PM
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dj_spanmaster     
She was 18, so NBD. Or, too old. Whatever.

24 May 2012 02:46 PM
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Mambo Bananapatch     
The poor mother believed she was looking at "pornography".

I would like very much to sit down with her and show her some actual pornography. I believe that if she were, exposed to say, three hours of triple penetration videos at, say, ExploitedStreetMeat.com, her perspective on what constitutes "pornography" would be clarified.

She might die on the spot. Or, she might, in a moment of unexpected and unbridled lust, her guard down, transform from a prissy, sanctimonious housewife into a helpless submission nympho.

Hey, I think I've found my theme for tonight.

/fap night needs new themes or it gets boring

24 May 2012 02:47 PM
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W C Feels     
MAYORBOB: "Really looking at that image, we're not sure that's what it is at all. We think it was the way she was sitting and the angle of her gown," Creason said. "We're not convinced at all that you're seeing what you think you are."

It's as if David Copperfield was the yearbook editor.

Really
looking, for about 20 minutes, at that picture, afterwards, I felt like it wasn't what I thought it was.

24 May 2012 02:48 PM
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elev8meL8r     
weknowmemes.com

24 May 2012 02:50 PM
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walkerhound     
W C Feels: Really looking, for about 20 minutes, at that picture, afterwards, I felt like it wasn't what I thought it was.

But I got this wicked cramp in my wrist.

24 May 2012 02:50 PM
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X-Geek     
Another student posted to his Facebook page, "Leave it to Lake Norman to have a crotch shot in the yearbook."

Q: What's the difference between a Lake Norman Girl and a toilet?

A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it, begging you to dump in another load.

24 May 2012 02:52 PM
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ferretman    [TotalFark]  
If the girl in question was under 18 (the article doesn't know her age), would the printing company be charged with production and distribution of child-pron? What about the photographer?

24 May 2012 02:53 PM
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JohnCarter     
Odd that nobody noticed that in editing.

Did the young lady in the photo get a job printing yearbooks?

24 May 2012 02:56 PM
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SuperChuck     
I_Am_Weasel: How awful! It's just appalling that in the year 2012, a teen might be exposed to a picture of some naughty bits™. Up until this year book came out, those children were as an Amish shut-in. The outrage is certainly justified!

This will never do!


Some of those kids have had sex too, so they might as well just put pictures of that in the yearbook too right?

24 May 2012 02:58 PM
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IceTitan     
Page 2 says they investigated and discovered she was 18 in the photo. So perv on boys and girls.

24 May 2012 03:00 PM
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IronJelly    [TotalFark]  
We had a girl do that in my senior High School yearbook as well. Apparently it's the popular thing to do. She was 18 when the photo was taken in that case, and I don't think most of the staff or parents actually caught on. But it was absolutely deliberate, and I would guess the editors (also students) were only pretending to not notice.

//which is awesome, I think i may start collecting HS yearbooks and looking for these.
///not really going to do that.

24 May 2012 03:03 PM
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grokca    [TotalFark]  
How long do I have to have this seat over here?

24 May 2012 03:04 PM
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ChipNASA     
funnydb.net

24 May 2012 03:06 PM
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Horsebolt McStabledoor     
ferretman: If the girl in question was under 18 (the article doesn't know her age), would the printing company be charged with production and distribution of child-pron? What about the photographer?

yeah, about that

One question that came to light shortly after word of the photo spread was the age of the graduate. School officials said she was 18 at the time of graduation, which may rule out any child pornography charges.

TLDR, eh?

24 May 2012 03:07 PM
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MightySlam     
Is this criminal?

The Iredell County Sheriff's Office said it was going to let the district investigate the incident before stepping in and performing an investigation.

The sheriff's department did not discuss what criminal charges, if any, the girl could face if the district and the sheriff's department find her in violation.


Really? Criminal charges?

24 May 2012 03:07 PM
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