Dude, give a brother a wink or something to tell me when you're joking about her being a looker. That was really jarring.

Don't need a crystal ball to know what's coming in that link

Well, she does look like she spends a lot of time underground. I bet she made all that money by burrowing out the mineshafts herself.

Awooooooooooooooga!

Accomplished businesswoman... still judged on superficial appearance by basement dwelling Farkers. Tsk tsk.

I'd hit it for a billion..... would take me month of therapy after the fact but I would survive and much richer for it.

I'd gladly mine her darkest caves.

That was mean, subby.

cgraves67: Well, she does look like she spends a lot of time underground. I bet she made all that money by burrowing out the mineshafts herself.

Given her looks, I suspect she probably spends a lot of time alone burrowing out the mineshaft.

"Yet the 58-year-old Rinehart's immense wealth has come at a price - she is currently locked in a legal battle with three of her four children, as they seek to remove her as trustee of a trust that owns almost one-quarter of Hancock Prospecting with a potential value of more than $7 billion."
Not having much money may suck but it's better than being at your families throat. Well, maybe not but it makes me feel a little better.

Quite the looker indeed. Had to look twice to take her all in.

She looks hungry.

Subby, WTF?!?!?!?

hahaha I should have known better.

I'd fark her for a billion dollars.

she is not that baaaaad

Hancock Prospecting saves a lot of money on environmental remediation costs by having Gina Rinehart eat the tailings.

I wonder if she made her fortune with the Blue Sky Mining Company.

Or more seriously, Wittenoom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittenoo m,_Western_Australia

58 years old, subby. Wonder if subby will live to be 58 years old. Also wonder what subby will look like at 58 years old. Rinehart has 24 billion reasons why she'll never have to worry about the appraisals of the Farkers living in mom's basement set.

You don't need looks when you're rich.

I'd bang her for a new Ferrari.

NO FAP. NO FAP !

Shazam999: I'd fark her for a billion dollars.

THIS.

karmaceutical: Accomplished businesswoman... still judged on superficial appearance by basement dwelling Farkers. Tsk tsk.

The Australian mining magnate, an extremely private and media-shy businesswoman who inherited her father's iron ore mining business Hancock Prospecting blah blah blah...

The only thing she's "accomplished" is coming out of the right vagina, which puts her in the lofty company of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

For that much money, I'd fark her, and fark her again and again and again.

kvinesknows: she is not that baaaaad

bikerbob59: For that much money, I'd fark her, and fark her again and again and again.

Stedman is that you?

58 years old and she doesn't wear glasses? She looks a lot better than I do, I can't even see my way around my own house without glasses.

I don't think I can believe Fark headlines anymore.

FROGSTOMPER: 58 years old and she doesn't wear glasses? She looks a lot better than I do, I can't even see my way around my own house without glasses.

That's what impresses you? What standards you must have ;)

Fortunately, she has enough money so she doesn't have to give a flying rat's for what you guys think of how she looks.

Acutally, women without money don't have to give a rat's either. Poor you.

Shazam999: I'd fark her for a billion dollars.

This. She's rich, she can totally be my sugar momma.

She's a hideous person on the inside too. Fanatical right-winger who is pilfering australia's mineral wealth and giving nothing in return. She actively funds global warming scepticism too. And she stiffs her children. It's no wonder her father didn't want her to take over his business, but she sued for it after he died.

Yeah, the world's richest men aren't, either.

http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/ga llery

Not a real hottie in the top 10. #7 is doable, but not what I'd call hot.

karmaceutical: Accomplished businesswoman... still judged on superficial appearance by basement dwelling Farkers. Tsk tsk.


FTFA:

The Australian mining magnate, an extremely private and media-shy businesswoman who inherited...

She's almost 60 years old, and she has four kids. With that in mind, she doesn't look too bad. The picture attached to the article isn't the most flattering, either.

Here's a picture of her when she was younger:
http://www.nationaltimes.com.au/opini on/society-and-culture/iron-to-t h e-core-20120218-1tfvt.html

Note that her dad wasn't too attractive-looking in his later years, either.

What a Australian woman might look like:


/Image is hot like a flaming monk.

karmaceutical 2012-05-24 12:00:53 PM

Accomplished businesswoman... still judged on superficial appearance by basement dwelling Farkers. Tsk tsk.


I tend to agree with that statement and ,though I dont find her attractive ,her business accumen is impressive.......for a Sheila that is

she is currently locked in a legal battle with three of her four children

She should have sat closer to the color TV as a child.

I saw earlier on the BBC that she makes almost $50 million a day.

Clearly she works as hard as 25-40 normal people do in their entire working lifetimes, every day. That's how it works right?

jking1247: Dude, give a brother a wink or something to tell me when you're joking about her being a looker. That was really jarring.

I fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

I was preparing my marriage proposal as I was clicking on the link, trying to imagine what I would do with all my sugar-momma money, whey the article loaded and I found my self staring into the very depths of hell.

She's cute in a Hutt sort of way.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Don't need a crystal ball to know what's coming in that link

Indeed. Although that one was telegraphed pretty well.

Guard Gators, you say?

Attention Whore of Babylon: Fortunately, she has enough money so she doesn't have to give a flying rat's for what you guys think of how she looks.

Acutally, women without money don't have to give a rat's either. Poor you.

So what's the problem?

Another Fark "Hottie"

It's this kind of link that makes me think that submitters hate farkers.

I actually didn't think she'd be as good looking as subby said. You'd still do her if she only had $3 Billion to her name.

emersonbiggins: karmaceutical: Accomplished businesswoman... still judged on superficial appearance by basement dwelling Farkers. Tsk tsk.

The Australian mining magnate, an extremely private and media-shy businesswoman who inherited her father's iron ore mining business Hancock Prospecting blah blah blah...

The only thing she's "accomplished" is coming out of the right vagina, which puts her in the lofty company of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Did you and I read the same article?