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   Suggestions for Father's Day activities: go fishing; go watch a sporting event; sit outside and grill; get arrested together for meth distribution

24 May 2012 02:18 PM   |   1286 clicks   |   Times Tribune
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ShawnDoc    [TotalFark]  
Doesn't see anything wrong with it.

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24 May 2012 02:02 PM
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Nexzus     
First time Fathers Day for me coming up. Looking for suggestions, though "let me play video games for the whole day" capped off by some decent sex is pretty much the entirity of my current wish list.

24 May 2012 02:21 PM
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caddisfly    [TotalFark]  
Meth: it's crack for white folks!

/would rather live next door to a crackhead than a tweeker

24 May 2012 02:23 PM
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Mishno     
I'm going to an airshow at Hamilton Ont. where I'll see the Snowbirds, a B-29, B-24, B-17 and a Lancaster all flying. YAY!

24 May 2012 02:27 PM
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JesseL     
Beats the hell out of being dragged off to brunch then the mall.

You'd think explaining that the stuff that's endured for Mother's Day is actually a special kind of torture and not appropriate for Father's Day would be a simpler task than it apparently is.

24 May 2012 02:28 PM
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x333     
Another first time father's day...

Hopefully she will sign the divorce paper.

24 May 2012 02:31 PM
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JohnCarter     
But dumping a hooker in the river together? Is that still OK??

24 May 2012 02:39 PM
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Rindred     
Whatever happened to "steak and a BJ"?

/make my steak chicken-fried
//and the BJ extra-sloppy

24 May 2012 03:17 PM
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MoronLessOff     
Rindred: //and the BJ extra-sloppy

Nailed it.

24 May 2012 03:37 PM
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fireclown     
caddisfly: /would rather live next door to a crackhead than a tweeker

I tend to lump them together into one big, crazy group. Is there a significant difference? I figure they're both violence prone, dead broke, and likely to be figuring out how to steal my stuff.

24 May 2012 03:41 PM
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offmymeds     
The rest of those in the indictment are Jason Carnes, Charles Wetzel Skaggs II, Thomas Raymond Engle and Kayla Engle.

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I say! Meth anyone?

24 May 2012 03:48 PM
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notmtwain    [TotalFark]  
Since Father's Day isn't until June 17th, this place is begin to look as depressing as a Hallmark Card Store.

24 May 2012 04:35 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
fireclown: caddisfly: /would rather live next door to a crackhead than a tweeker

I tend to lump them together into one big, crazy group. Is there a significant difference? I figure they're both violence prone, dead broke, and likely to be figuring out how to steal my stuff.


I think we should put one of each into a nice suburban house in a gated community and make a reality show following their shenanigans.

24 May 2012 05:22 PM
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studebaker hoch     
caddisfly

Meth: it's crack for white folks!

/would rather live next door to a crackhead than a tweeker


High quality crack is fun. Add a bottle of decent scotch and a horny farkbuddy and you're set for the night.

/misses the early 1980's and easy access to un-stepped-upon late night entertainment.

24 May 2012 10:13 PM
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