He's still paying off the two Death Stars.

/panda bear, or whatever her name is

He's getting away!

Very slowly!

Vader: Teller... take the money and the hostage to my car.
Teller: You said the hostage would be left here under my supervision.
Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

FTFA: Toledo police are looking for the man under a Star Wars mask who robbed a bank.

Why do the police assume the robber is a man?

Just because the offender didn't dress like this?

eraser8: FTFA: Toledo police are looking for the man under a Star Wars mask who robbed a bank.

Why do the police assume the robber is a man?

Just because the offender didn't dress like this?

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Pffffffft.

We can do better than that.

Grables'Daughter: Pffffffft.

We can do better than that...

The sad thing is that your pics made me think of the possibility of female impersonator Darth Vader bank robbers.

There's something wrong with me.

Grables'Daughter: Pffffffft.

We can do better than that.

That is SO wrong.



/but in a good way

The dye-pack will be with you. Always.

Vader, you're doing it wrong. Where is your lightsaber?

"Not as clumsy or random as a handgun; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

Grables'Daughter: We can do better than that.

I find the lack of viable leads....disturbing.

_{No...Not really.}

I wonder if the bank teller made any snarky comments? I guess with the business side of gun on me, I wouldn't.

cgraves67: Vader, you're doing it wrong. Where is your lightsaber?

"Not as clumsy or random as a handgun blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Vader, you're doing it wrong. Where is your lightsaber?

"Not as clumsy or random as a handgun blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

Thanks, I guess, but I changed it to handgun because he used a handgun.

"I asked for fries and you gave me salad!"
"I have altered the meal, pray I don't alter it any further."

Also, aren't tiecycles from TRON?

Too bad he didn't wear gloves, his clearly visible white hands ruins my "black man robs bank" joke.

/black for vader not for...
//there goes the thread.

cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Vader, you're doing it wrong. Where is your lightsaber?

"Not as clumsy or random as a handgun blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"

Thanks, I guess, but I changed it to handgun because he used a handgun.

Oh.

Well then I fail.

: (

Grables'Daughter: [www.almost-world.com image 204x340]

He's getting away!

Very slowly!

I'm pretty sure I could escape on foot faster than I could on a tricycle

He probably watched the BMX dance scene from Rad.

Cop: We had a report of a bank robbery dressed as Darth Vader

Vader: I am not the Vader you are looking for

Cop into Radio: This is not the Vader we are looking for

Cop to Robber: Move along

Oldiron_79: Grables'Daughter: [www.almost-world.com image 204x340]

He's getting away!

Very slowly!

I'm pretty sure I could escape on foot faster than I could on a tricycle

Yes, but you don't have the force.

Hand Banana: Grables'Daughter: We can do better than that.

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Darth Pinkie was seduced by the dark side of the horse.

Is this the vader you are looking for?

/oblig

But did he remember his gumballs?

/a plush Darth Vader w/candy - to make up for all those fictional millions he killed...

Or... or... I'll FORCE CHOKE you!



Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna CRUSH YOUR HEAD!! From over here! Like this!

The derp is strong with this one.

Hand Banana: Grables'Daughter: We can do better than that.

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Awwwwwww shiat....Darth Pony!

Grables'Daughter: Oldiron_79: Grables'Daughter: [www.almost-world.com image 204x340]

He's getting away!

Very slowly!

I'm pretty sure I could escape on foot faster than I could on a tricycle

Yes, but you don't have the force.

I find your lack of faith in tricycles disturbing.

See what broken homes do. He had no dad and he was never the same since his mom died. To top it off he didn't know how to be a parent himself, so he became a deadbeat dad. Oh poor Anakin, if only things could've different.

YOU'RE BLOCKING THE ROAD!!!!!


Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind FTW

Chewbacca lives on Endor. You must acquit!

I want to ride my TIECYCLE! TIECYCLE TIECYCLE!


Now I have an earworm, thanks subby

I steal funny.

Was still in the shop after being grazed by a drunk guy in a TIE fighter.

How has nobody posted this yet?

http://vaderbicycle.ytmnd.com/

Ohio is merely slang for North Kentucky, or as I refer to it: Mulletville.

Sticky Hands: Is this the vader you are looking for?

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Well, damn. That may just as well be the most awesome thing I've seen in a long time.