Does that mean the number of passengers didn't wax?

That's a lot of airlines.

A Brazilian airline says one of its female pilots tossed a passenger off a flight because he was making sexist comments ...

Whats wrong with being sexy?

Something something bush...

He was a danger to himself and the general pubic.

Kicked off for sexist remarks? Wow, he sounds ugly and unattractive.

Where is the hero tag for the company?

Cheron: A Brazilian airline says one of its female pilots tossed a passenger off a flight because he was making sexist comments ...

Whats wrong with being sexy?



/sore? What sore?

I don't get it.

No biggie. He cunningly took another airline.

What time of the month was it?

Was that her? Was she wearing bracelets made of Amazonian?
Was the plane invisible?

The kinky ones always get pulled out.

His comments were nothing but bald-faced lies, and he was not a smooth an operator as he thought himself to be. When asked if he would try to board another plane, he said "Nair again".

/etc.

Sometimes I'm proud to be Brazilian.

Joe Peanut: Sometimes I'm proud to be Brazilian.

How many are you ?

+1 internets, Subby

Chart of landing strips (PNSFW)

Did they have to call the po-lice? Why was she so crabby?

You go, girl.
You stay, sexist pig.

ChipNASA SmartestFunniest 2012-05-24 03:52:38 PM


Chart of landing strips (PNSFW)

So, one of the ways a gal can have her pubic hair is a big black square directly above her crotch area?!

I have to admit I've never seen a gal having something like that.

Nice headline Subteranian.

um... vagina?

well, this thread has been pounded and stuffed with puns so I guess I will go to sleep now.

What a Trip Airline flight attendant may (or may not) look like




/ok so those are Varig flight attendants, but they may be working for Trip now

numbone: The kinky ones always get pulled out.

Well aren't you plucky.

Don't worry, scro'! my sister's 'tarded, and she's a pilot now!

i boarded a flight this spring and noticed the co-pilot was unusually attractive. pretty blond, nice figure and seemed young... like 27 or so. I also noticed that she seemed to be flirting with the captain and was behaving like a typical attractive woman would... chatting, laughing a bit too much, trying to command his attention etc.

as i passed by and took my seat i was thinking to myself:
1) last time i had a female copilot she almost crashed the plane landing in Detroit
2) usually the crew would be going over pre-flight checklists, etc.

so anyway, we're in Atlanta... long queue for take off... like 40 minutes... we finally reach 2nd in line to take off.

Captain announces that the rear service door had been left OPEN and we had to return to the gate to have it closed.

we taxi all the way back, someone closes it, and we go back to the end of the queue for a new 40 minute wait.

she was so very cute, and center of attention!
and could have crashed the plane. As it turns out, only an hour delay.

/ true story

SirEattonHogg: big black square directly above her crotch area

It's called a "Hitler".
Unpopular amongst the JAPs

Banned on the Run: No biggie. He cunningly took another airline.

[www.airliners.nl image 640x426]

Here is the pilot of that airline, yep...Colonel Angus

I'll know I've found the one when her landing strip has runway numbers shaved into it.

/Unless there's a control tower.
//Yikes!

ChipNASA: Chart of landing strips (PNSFW)

REALLY REALLY NSFW!!!!!! DID I MENTION NSFW????

WHAT IS THAT?


[WHISPERING]
It's a vagina.


I KNOW WHAT IT IS.


I MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


SHAVING HER.


THIS IS
A BRAIN OPERATION.


I KNOW.


WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE, A HEART?

YES, SIR.
CLIVE AND I THOUGHT


THAT SINCE IT'S
VALENTINE'S DAY THAT--

[CLICKING TONGUE]


YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SHAVE HER ANYWHERE.

/Obscure?

desertfool: ChipNASA: Chart of landing strips (PNSFW)

REALLY REALLY NSFW!!!!!! DID I MENTION NSFW????

I just *knew* there was a single redeeming thing about the French.

The quintessential video on bikini waxing (no nudity, minor cursing, very amusing). From 2006.

female pilots


.. they allow those now?