"It is not the taste he likes, but the texture. It's frustrating as Zach doesn't speak

How does she know that?

Well, it's not the usual 'boy eats his mom out' story you expect in the Internet.

propasaurus: Well, it's not the usual 'boy eats his mom out' story you expect in the Internet.

No, and I found it difficult to masturbate to.

The My Little Pony Killer: "It is not the taste he likes, but the texture. It's frustrating as Zach doesn't speak

How does she know that?

He doesn't talk with his mouth full because HE HAS MANNERS!

British Food Joke! No, British Teeth Joke! No, British Food Joke! No, British Teeth Joke!

Wolfit-Down syndrome?

Your kid wants rawhide.

Barfmaker: propasaurus: Well, it's not the usual 'boy eats his mom out' story you expect in the Internet.

No, and I found it difficult to masturbate to.

You're not trying hard enough.

Pica Chew!

Pica?

*click*

Yup.

I read that as "Boy eats his mom out"

Which is what it actually says.

The My Little Pony Killer: "It is not the taste he likes, but the texture. It's frustrating as Zach doesn't speak

How does she know that?

Eating something because of the texture?

The kid's a pothead, isn't he?

Noexit: Your kid wants rawhide.

Was just thinking that.

This is pretty serious, since it's been shown that eating lead based paint chips can cause . . oh, never mind.

"He eats almost anything - mud and moss, stones, carpet, grow bags, thread, paper, wallpaper and hair," she told the Manchester Evening News.


"Grow bags"?


and meal times are a nightmare


Why? He eats almost anything.

How do pica folks live past the first few meals? Some of these things are just genuinely indigestible..

Drop him of at the local landfill. He'll be fine.

Here I thought the article was going to be about another mini-Jabba.

Nope, turns out it's an autistic kid with pica and who's trying desperately to darwin himself.

You had me at boy eats his mom out

Barfmaker: propasaurus: Well, it's not the usual 'boy eats his mom out' story you expect in the Internet.

No, and I found it difficult to masturbate to.

Fark is helping me get my pre-boarding pass today!
See y'all there!

Noexit: Your kid wants rawhide.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this mom should give the little guy some nice squeak toys. Maybe one of those rope toys to pull on?

I've never made the mistake of telling my wife that her cooking doesn't taste as good as mom.

get the kid a Kong

Get the kid a Corgi and some cans of spraypaint.

Somaticasual: How do pica folks live past the first few meals? Some of these things are just genuinely indigestible..

Yeah. Eventually, he'll be eating his own shiat uncontrollably. farking horrible disease.

From TFA: "Rachel Horn has tried sprinkling nuts on the carpet to divert his cravings and even rips up celery to encourage him to eat it instead of thread"

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This is one of the rare fark stories about which I'm incapable of saying anything snarky. The situation must just completely suck for the kid and his family. Watching this little person that you love more than anything compulsively eat things that will eventually kill him, and be unable to stop it or really communicate with him...f'ing horrible.

...and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

reklamfox: Noexit: Your kid wants rawhide.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this mom should give the little guy some nice squeak toys. Maybe one of those rope toys to pull on?

I thought that too, plus it's a good excuse to get a dog if they don't have one already.

Mother do you think he'll nom nom nom?
Mother are you offended by this song?
Mother do you think he'll try to eat my balls?
Mother will he eat the wall?

Mother will he chew the President?
Or even the cheese from the government?
Mother will this get mocked online?
Is it just a waste of time?

LeroyBourne: reklamfox: Noexit: Your kid wants rawhide.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this mom should give the little guy some nice squeak toys. Maybe one of those rope toys to pull on?

I thought that too, plus it's a good excuse to get a dog if they don't have one already.

That might not be a good idea. The last guy who ate a dog ended up as president.

Am I the only one disgusted by how filthy that wall appears to be?

Self-correcting problem?

"Five-year-old Zach Tahir has a condition which means he can't distinguish between food and inedible objects"

No he can (at least normally. The whole Autism thing skews everything) They just fell compelled to eat things that they know are not food. It usually it because of a nutrition deficiency and their body needs to make up for by eating things that have it. IE need minerals so they eat dirt. However in this case I have no idea what's causing it.
/An interesting disease which has both biological and/or psychology reasons for it.

JVD: Am I the only one disgusted by how filthy that wall appears to be?

No, before I read the caption I thought that he was also compulsively hiding his bowel movements in the walls.

Eat the Placenta!

/after all, kids are starving in china.

I stopped reading after "Boy eats his mom out"...

Solved.

Pica is more a symptom than a disease... he is just an autistic kid.

Barfmaker: propasaurus: Well, it's not the usual 'boy eats his mom out' story you expect in the Internet.

No, and I found it difficult to masturbate to.

But not impossible, right?

Last Son of Bismoll?

He's got pac-man fever

Will he eat Spotted Dick warmed on a hob ?

/Real English is funny.

Englebert Slaptyback: "He eats almost anything - mud and moss, stones, carpet, grow bags, thread, paper, wallpaper and hair," she told the Manchester Evening News.


"Grow bags"?

Wasn't that the final episode of "Max Headroom"?

Sticky Hands: Mother do you think he'll nom nom nom?
Mother are you offended by this song?
Mother do you think he'll try to eat my balls?
Mother will he eat the wall?

Mother will he chew the President?
Or even the cheese from the government?
Mother will this get mocked online?
Is it just a waste of time?

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Simple, put him in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory where everything IS edible!

thatboyoverthere: "Five-year-old Zach Tahir has a condition which means he can't distinguish between food and inedible objects"

No he can (at least normally. The whole Autism thing skews everything) They just fell compelled to eat things that they know are not food. It usually it because of a nutrition deficiency and their body needs to make up for by eating things that have it. IE need minerals so they eat dirt. However in this case I have no idea what's causing it.
/An interesting disease which has both biological and/or psychology reasons for it.

I've heard of people having nutriant deficiencies that caused them to have weird cravings. A girl I knew became iron deficient and had cravings to eat dirt.

Sticky Hands: Mother do you think he'll nom nom nom?
Mother are you offended by this song?
Mother do you think he'll try to eat my balls?
Mother will he eat the wall?

Mother will he chew the President?
Or even the cheese from the government?
Mother will this get mocked online?
Is it just a waste of time?

I love you.

Boy eats his mom out

Go on...

Madman drummers bummers

Last Son of Bismoll?

Matter-Eater Lad! Eats the iron grill and the pussy!

/the Legion of Super Heroes and Dumbasses.