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Current..

Uncanny valley? More like "uncanny canyon." *shudder*

/uncannyon??

F*ck yo sanity, n----! F*ck yo sanity!

Nice pictures, schmucko.

holy crap, that last couple is actually uglier than the dummy.

The "peekaboo" picture is going to haunt me....

They're coming through the walls!!

I like how Mrs. Bishop doesn't even warrant being listed by name while a piece of wood does.

Jesus effing Christ

This looks like a white zombie music video

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I like how Mrs. Bishop doesn't even warrant being listed by name while a piece of wood does.

If you look closely I think it is fairly obvious that they are both named John.

Ed Grubermann: I like how Mrs. Bishop doesn't even warrant being listed by name while a piece of wood does.

Puppet Show
Spinal Tap

Can't sleep. Dummies will get me.

The nurse one gives me the strangest boner right now.

I'm glad for this thread, because it allows me to point out that this woman is the worst ventriloquist I ever saw.

Ed Grubermann: I like how Mrs. Bishop doesn't even warrant being listed by name while a piece of wood does.

Yes, that's correct. After all, she's a, ahem, a female.

Fark me. That nurse one is going to keep me from ever being sober again. Sweet weeping Jesus.


*shudder*

worst RealDolls ever

Sure, those are creepy, but how about a ventriloquist dummy... DRESSED AS A CLOWN?!?!

"He carries the baskets!"
"He carries the paper roll!"

ultraholland: worst RealDolls ever

Or the best, depending on your perversion.

wallywam1: Ed Grubermann: I like how Mrs. Bishop doesn't even warrant being listed by name while a piece of wood does.

Puppet Show
Spinal Tap

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I was living in Stockton, CA when This is Spinal Tap came out. A friend of mine was convinced they were a real band, but was confused as to why he couldn't find their other 17 or so albums. I pointed out the scene with the puppet show and asked him if Stockton had an amusement park named "Themeland Amusement Park". It was only after having been shown that locations listed in the movie did not exist, locations in his own hometown, for fark's sake, that he began to entertain the idea that the movie wasn't true.
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FarkinHostile: Or the best, depending on your perversion.

no amount of sanding will prevent dick-splinters from those things

Pawn takes the King: Vintage..

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Current..

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WTF? In the current photo, is she real, or realdoll?

buckler: I'm glad for this thread, because it allows me to point out that this woman is the worst ventriloquist I ever saw.

The evangelizing religious ventriloquists are always the worst. No talent at all.

sigdiamond2000: Jesus effing Christ

mind bleach

Rip Dashrock: Pawn takes the King: Vintage..

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Current..

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WTF? In the current photo, is she real, or realdoll?

I didn't think realdolls were capable of the "get me out of here" look of loathing. I was wrong.

vudukungfu: sigdiamond2000: Jesus effing Christ

mind bleach

nsfw btw

no comment

DrBenway: Nice pictures, schmucko.

Nice reference!

//hears knocking sound in trunk...

No thanks subby. I was young enough to have seen the commercial "Magic" which scared the crap out of me.. I wasn't old enough to be able to get in the theater to watch the film, though. Great film.

Yeesh. All that stuff I said about being cool with equal marriage rights? Starting to re-think all that.

shut that little farker up!



//image hot like his temper
//scary!

Clark Gable?

vudukungfu: sigdiamond2000: Jesus effing Christ

mind bleach

Well, that was... something. I don't know what. But it was something.

/girl is... oddly interesting

Oh subby, stop exaggerating. How bad can it be?

*opens TFA*

HOLY FARK I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

evulc: shut that little farker up!

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//image hot like his temper
//scary!

Man, those cracked me up. Especially the kisses.

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Yeesh. All that stuff I said about being cool with equal marriage rights? Starting to re-think all that.

Mrs. Bishop looks like a guy to me..... creepy

ultraholland: FarkinHostile: Or the best, depending on your perversion.

no amount of sanding will prevent dick-splinters from those things


Don't judge me.

Nightmares... on a steeek!

Does the one have a police file?

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Oh god! It's the most horrible one ever!

skinink: No thanks subby. I was young enough to have seen the commercial "Magic" which scared the crap out of me.. I wasn't old enough to be able to get in the theater to watch the film, though. Great film.
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My 'Magic' story. When I was 5 or 6 (The movie came out when I was probably 3). All I wanted for my birthday was a Charlie McCarthy doll. My folks got him for me. And I practiced and got 'not sucky' and ventriloquism. Then about a year later I saw that movie on TV. Scared the shiat out of me, gave me nightmares. I had to hide Charlie in my closet, that didn't work so I finally made my parents get rid of him. About 5-years ago, my brother got me another Charlie McCarthy doll for Christmas. I finally rewatched that movie last year for the first time since I was about 6.

No Edgar Bergen? Sure, Charlie McCarthy was cute, but that Mortimer Snerd...

strangeguitar: The nurse one gives me the strangest boner right now.

Perhaps not as strange as it seems. In each of those pics, someone's got wood.

strangeguitar: The nurse one gives me the strangest boner right now.

Is it talking?