I'd still tap it

I'd hit it. Then again, I make poor life decisions.

We see worse strung out grandmothers every week in the mugshot review/ She may make bad decisions, but she looks ok

/if you like lots of ink

ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

Wait, so porn stars make bad life decisions?

The hell you say.

cman: MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

You would know.

djkutch: cman: MBK: ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Kinda like a Frenchman's dick, amirite?

You would know.

Indeed I would

I'd let her laugh at my penis.

Blondes aren't usually my thing but she was a great porn star back in the day. Did mostly girl/girl stuff. Great rack.

Oh, Janine. Hard porn life living right there.

/she was smoking hot pre tattoo days

And do you think that it is right for Tom to spend another night writing songs about all you people he thinks are gay?

What's her age, again?

AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.



/I'm guessing mid-30s

Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?

Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.

OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Sgt Otter: Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.

Whar funny button!!?? WHAR??

Do not want.

Sgt Otter: Mugato: AKTurkey: What's her age, again?

Well she married Jesse James. Not the rock star, the cowboy.

Jesse James said before he died,
there was four things he wanted to ride.
Bicycle, tricycle, M1 tank,
And a tattooed, worn-out, ugly skank.

This will be voted!

cracked out cum dumpster. TLC will probably give her a show soon.

First, let me say that I have nothing against tattoos. But some people just don't know when to stop.

I like tatoos. I just don't like that one...er...those ones.

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Nice hairdo... is she auditioning for a Three's Company remake?


Not quite Mrs.Roper material. Perhaps as a distant and reviled cousin?

It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

Meh she looks a hell of a lot better than some of the meth addicts I know. The scariest damn one was a woman in her late 30's who looks like she's 70. Then there's the other one who was a crack and meth addict for twenty years,apparently still occasionally using meth even though she has COPD. She's the same age as my mom but looks 20 years older than her.

Pocket Ninja: It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

Did this go through a few drafts? Its succinct and delicious.

violentsalvation: Do not want.

Yeah, but that is kinda her reaction to you as well. So what is the suprise?

She looks like she's about 2/3rds into one of those"Years of Meth" photo series.

I really hope this doesn't make her mad, because I love her, but does anyone else see Darkhorse23 in this picture?

Take away the neck tattoos, leave the shiat-eating grin, and BAM, you've got her.

Because People in power are Stupid: violentsalvation: Do not want.

Yeah, but that is kinda her reaction to you as well. So what is the suprise?

Works for me.

Pocket Ninja: It's good to see a thread every now and then that exposes younger Farkers to punk's roots.

Comments like this are why you show up in a nice pleasant green on my browser.

I remember when Howard Stern told her to take it easy with the tattoos....and that was back in the late 90s/early 2000.

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Brilliant.

Klippoklondike: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Yikes! Three years younger than me. Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Ghastly: Klippoklondike: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Yikes! Three years younger than me. Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Indeed. Lindsay Lohan's a better looking 45.

I never liked Jessie James. especially after watching that crappy reality TV show he was on 'Monster Garage.

I recall one episode where this highly skilled welder chick showed up and made this cool hood ornament for the thing they were working on. James shows up, pissed off about something, takes a chunk of metal and hammers the ornament off, which upset the girl but he didn't give a hoot.

His frequent temper tantrums on the show made me wonder how he managed to keep employees in real life in his custom motorcycle business. I'm rather surprised some of those big biker guys didn't just beat the krap out of him.

Then he was dating that HOT, HOT, HOT tattooed cutie from a tattoo show and, as usual, treated her like dirt.

His show is off the air now and I don't miss it. I don't care how much of a designer/builder genius he is, going through life treating folks like shiat is the mark of a scumbag.

She'd look fine with natural colored long hair and something covering that tattoo.

Call me crazy, but most of the former porn stars you see are living testaments to poor plastic surgery and don't really look like themselves anymore. I'm not crazy about the tattoos, but Janine looks fine. I was expecting a big-lipped alligator woman with torpedo tits.

Ghastly: Klippoklondike: OtherLittleGuy: Yeah, the neck tattoo is over and above, but she's definitely in the "Bad Ass Helen Mirren Grandma" Territory.

This girl is only 43, it's the drugs making her look 55.

Yikes! Three years younger than me. Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Holly hell, you're 46? I'd have guessed mid 30's.

She reminds me of Sigourney Weaver in the article mugshot. She doesn't look horrible for 50.


I liked to listen to some Blink 182 occasionally. It was pop fluff but sometimes that is what is on the menu. Saw a few of their shows while going to watch other acts. It seemed like they kept trying to get a RHCP vibe on stage but they weren't cut out for it.

Yeah I still would even with the tats

She's 2 years older than me. But I have no grey, unless I stop shaving.

Though the thread would have the chart of acceptable tattoo locations. I'd post it myself, if I was at home.

She looked like a pile of makeup and some tits

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We see worse strung out grandmothers every week in the mugshot review/ She may make bad decisions, but she looks ok

/if you like lots of ink

I don't. Tattoos make me physically ill

I will always have a thing for that crazy as f*ck Janine