ummmmm......

I don't even....

vasodilatoion, pump. anavar?

Wont even look like that walking around.

Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

The most significant Matthew Fox project since Party Of Five.

I... I... No.

What?

No.

God damn it, Fox, WTF have you done to yourself? There goes my fantasy about you. GTF back to looking like a normal man or GTFO this planet.

That is the kind of vascolarity that can only come from proper training, saying your prayers, and taking your vitamins.

Damned peculiar.

Part of it's the lighting, part is makeup and part is the actor doing wicked things to his body.

Whatisthisidonteven...

FTFY.

Apparently the article author knows what Mickey Rourke's penis looks like. So he's got that going for him.

But he doesn't seem to be wearing makeup yet, so at least he hasn't gone full Carrot Top. Never go full Carrot Top.

I thought Alex Cross was supposed to be black?

Oh, let me guess. He got fat. So original subby, I forgot to laugh. He can't look that OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MONSTER

sonorangal: I thought Alex Cross was supposed to be black?

Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry is playing Alex Cross. Fox is the other guy.

I had no idea that tattoo was Matthew Fox's. I thought it was Jack's. I thoroughly enjoyed the back story, though:

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jack% 27s_tattoos

*Looks into mirror and uses the force.*
"You will go find the nearest put and jump into it."

"I WILL GO INTO THE NEAREST PUT AND JUMP INTO IT!"

Crudbucket: sonorangal: I thought Alex Cross was supposed to be black?

Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry is playing Alex Cross. Fox is the other guy.

Funny how Morgan Freeman was about two decades older when he played the same character in "Along Came a Spider" than Tyler Perry is now. Is this that "black don't crack" thing I've heard so much about?

I read somewhere he got rid of all body fat. That can't be healthy. Or correct, right?

Also, author has no idea who the character of Alex Cross is. Called him a forensic scientist (3rd photo). He's a forensic psychologist (I think), a shrink and a cop.

Still, hope this movie tanks so someone gets it in their head that they need to do Alex Cross correctly and not smash together plot points from several books. "I, Alex Cross" doesn't even feature the Michael Sullivan character, as he was taken out at the end of "Cross." In fact, this is a loose adaptation of that book, but with another Cross book's title, which is idiotic. If they wanted to do "I, Alex Cross," they should have done that book. And the character, whose name has been changed to Picasso, is stupid, because the Butcher of Sligo, his actual nickname, is so much more badass. And he certainly wasn't an MMA fighter.

They also shouldn't (I'm presuming) split the character of John Sampson (Cross' best friend throughout the entire series) into Ed Burns and another female cop, whose names I don't even recall, and I've read all the books except for the latest. I swear, if I hear Ed Burns' character even once refer to Cross as "Sugar" (Sampson's nickname for him), I will ruin that movie for everyone else in the theater. Because I will go to see how bad it is.

/end nerd rage
//The only Cross movie remotely close to faithfulness to the source material was Kiss the Girls (the second book, but first movie).
///Tyler Perry is NOT Alex Cross

Damn it looks like his skin is too small for his newly muscled frame. He'd look much better with at least some body fat, especially in the pectorals. Anyways, a body like that must take a hell of a lot of dedication.

God-is-a-Taco: Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

Maybe he used Preparation H on his entire body? I haven't seen the effects in person, but it is supposed to have this effect for 2-3 hours.

He's been closer to Lacey Chabert, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Evangeline Lilly
than I'll ever be allowed.

Naturally, I hate him.

Quotizmo: I had no idea that tattoo was Matthew Fox's. I thought it was Jack's. I thoroughly enjoyed the back story, though:

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jack% 27s_tattoos

He walks amongst us but is not one of us....apparently true.

I tried ti figure out the title of the movie, but the text surroundingnthe picture was the most unreadable dreck I have seen in the past month. Who writes that crap?

MayoSlather: Quotizmo: I had no idea that tattoo was Matthew Fox's. I thought it was Jack's. I thoroughly enjoyed the back story, though:

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jack% 27s_tattoos

He walks amongst us but is not one of us....apparently true.

Of all the stupid things that show did, that was the most. This story should have been "What's your tattoo mean?" "That I smoked too much pot in college. Next question."

thesloppy: That is the kind of vascolarity that can only come from proper training, saying your prayers, and taking your vitamins.

And you have to say the shiat out of those prayers.

Jeez, I remember when he was fat.

Quotizmo: I had no idea that tattoo was Matthew Fox's. I thought it was Jack's. I thoroughly enjoyed the back story, though:

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jack% 27s_tattoos

You shut your wh... Sorry, force of habit.

sonorangal: I thought Alex Cross was supposed to be black?



We have to go black, Kate! We have to go black!!

Kate, we have to go back! (puts Kate in arm-bar)

"mickey rourke's Penis"
nailed it.

WTH type of hold is that. The knee (?) joint should be pointing the other way.

vudukungfu: "mickey rourke's Penis"
nailed it.

I hope you used protection.

What did I just see?

thesloppy: That is the kind of vascolarity that can only come from proper training, saying your prayers, and taking your vitamins.

Amen, brother.

Dangerously low bodyfat. Looks like 3-4%. Safe levels are 6-8% depending on your genetics. You don't get striations in your shoulders like that unless you drop that low, and it's dangerous to do so except for maybe a couple hours at a time. He probably literally got off a treadmill in order to film that scene.

He looks like a corpse in one of those bodyworlds exhibits.

His shoulders are ribbed for her pleasure.

PYROY: His shoulders are ribbed for her pleasure.

yeah, but for who, Sasha Grey?

Will you tell him he's an asshole for me?

Someone needs to. Like who gives a shiat?

Holy shiat that's got to be 5% body fat. That's messed up. I hope dehydration and makeup is playing a role there...

God-is-a-Taco: Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

This. Body builders kick as much water out of their system as they can to look more vascular for shows. I don't imagine one could fight very well without being hydrated. I used to wrestle in high school. If you were dry, you were done for.

evilboyevil: Dangerously low bodyfat. Looks like 3-4%. Safe levels are 6-8% depending on your genetics. You don't get striations in your shoulders like that unless you drop that low, and it's dangerous to do so except for maybe a couple hours at a time. He probably literally got off a treadmill in order to film that scene.

How do you drop to low body fat levels for a couple of hours at a time?

And you can get striations in your shoulders and have a perfectly healthy amount of body fat.

I'm not saying Fox is healthy, but he's just doing this for a role. Good for him.

God-is-a-Taco: Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

Hey, since you're a doctor, I have a question about a lump I found.....

Zombie DJ: God-is-a-Taco: Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

Hey, since you're a doctor, I have a question about a lump I found.....

Three second rule. Go ahead and eat it.

barneyfifesbullet: Will you tell him he's an asshole for me?

Someone needs to. Like who gives a shiat?

You just made me think of Katherine Heigl. For this, I hate you.

All I saw was a big "begin sideshow" button. Seems I'm glad I have javascript off.

/it autocorrected "slideshow", but it seems appropriate.

homarjr: You just made me think of Katherine Heigl. For this, I hate you.

If I think of Katherine Heigl, hate is the last thing on my mind.

Zombie DJ: God-is-a-Taco: Some nice touch-up the make-up artists (or whatever you call them) did there.

I guess it's possible for a guy to look like that, but that would take some heavy dehydration to the point of a health risk I would think.

Hey, since you're a doctor, I have a question about a lump I found.....

He's not actually a doctor, but he does have to be at the gym in 20 minutes.

barneyfifesbullet: homarjr: You just made me think of Katherine Heigl. For this, I hate you.

If I think of Katherine Heigl, hate is the last thing on my mind.

If you do a sex scene and you can't take your top off, you suck as an actress.

If you complain to your hit TV show that you think you're better than everyone, but then fail to do well in movies after they write you off, well, I call that karma.