That's going to be a very strange item on some stunt woman's resume.

"Stunt bladder for Nicole Kidman"

Why is she trying to out-crazy Tom Cruise NOW??

She's not trying to piss away her still luminous career....Right?

bingethinker: That's going to be a very strange item on some stunt woman's resume.

"Stunt bladder for Nicole Kidman"

I wonder if Anne Sellors is available. (SFW, best IMDB resume ever)

if a woman wants to piss on me, nothing less than completely erotic is going to cut it as a reason.

Semi-erotically? Like what percent? By volume or by body part?

I guessed it would involve jellyfish. I was right. Everyone else probably guessed the same thing before they clicked the link, too.

Writing in Hollywood has got to be the easiest job in the world.

Kuoxasar: I guessed it would involve jellyfish. I was right. Everyone else probably guessed the same thing before they clicked the link, too.

Writing in Hollywood has got to be the easiest job in the world.

"If I had to, I'd pee on every one of you!"

Anyone that pees, poops, spits, vomits, wipes boogers, ear wax or toe jam upon Zac Efron is okay by me.

Aww already filmed? I would have chipped in on an Asparagus All-You-Can-Eat for Kidman before that shoot.

That movie sounds... ood

Golden showers, in the morning...........
Golden showers, without warning...........
Golden showers, for one and all..........
Watching the yellow waterfall

Pee on me next!!

Is anyone else starting to see a pattern here?
That Nicole Kidman may be a closet freak.


/not that I mind at all.

bingethinker: That's going to be a very strange item on some stunt woman's resume.

"Stunt bladder for Nicole Kidman"

Even stranger is Zac Efron's stunt double:

"Stunt toilet for Nicole Kidman"

If she farked a hedgehog I might watch. Otherwise there's nothing she could do that interests me.

Approves. Make it so.

Subby & the writer of the article have a strange sense of what's erotic.

There are a couple blind items people think are about Nicole. Most say she's as frigid as an Antarctic winter.

But can she pee into her own mouth?

/That is the test.

What's the point of a straight woman pissing on a gay man? It's not erotic, it's a waste of fluids. They should have hired Ray J for this mess. They could have killed a lot more birds with that stone than just the cougar angle.

*approves*

She needs a pen and a briefcase.

id let her piss on me
/please piss on me
//if someone could piss on me i'd really appreciate it

This is one of those German movies, isn't it?

chewielouie: [sharetv.org image 384x288]

Approves. Make it so.

I can't believe you remembered that. Awesome.

Cyril Connelly?

h2oincfs: Cyril Connelly?

No, "semi-carnally".

Movies are now stealing from TV

Finds this story relevant to his interests.

I read that as Nicole Kidman will semiotically pee on Zac Efron.

Wasn't this done in another semi-recent romantic comedy? Seems really familiar

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless urine to that sort of thing.

Archie Goodwin: I read that as Nicole Kidman will semiotically pee on Zac Efron.

I believe that's a sign of something. I don't know what it signifies, though.

Windex works better on jellyfish bites, but I suppose it doesn't get her panties off.

chewielouie: [sharetv.org image 384x288]

Approves. Make it so.

That's awesome. Where's that from?

Dont know if I want to see this movie or not

I got stung by a jellyfish on my left shoulder/bi-cept in Jamaica. Hurt so good. Serious endorphin rush. My wife wanted to pee on me so bad, but according to the locals that was not necessary. The bartender just poured rum on it. No problem, mon.

end csb

Fap.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: id let her piss on me
/please piss on me
//if someone could piss on me i'd really appreciate it

Okay guys, I got this. I'll give you the ol' "buy 1 get 1".

/1+1=2
//somebody double check my math for me

"How YOU doin', Nicole?"

Maybe Justin Beiber can be Zac's stunt double?

DrippinBalls: Golden showers, in the morning...........
Golden showers, without warning...........
Golden showers, for one and all..........
Watching the yellow waterfall

Yellow Lasers

Yes, yes I would let her pee on me.
But just her.
I'm not weird.

Captain Steroid: Why is she trying to out-crazy Tom Cruise NOW??

you had me at "pee".

Nurglitch: chewielouie: [sharetv.org image 384x288]

Approves. Make it so.

That's awesome. Where's that from?

SNL sketch from a few years back. Stewart as erotic cake baker specializing in water sports.

Max Hardcore gone mainstream (snicker), who saw this coming (giggle)?!?

I can see the reviews now: "Amazing Paperboy Delivers!"

From wikipedia:

Urban myth states that urine works well against jellyfish stings, and this scenario was demonstrated on a Season 4 episode of the NBC-TV show Friends, "The One With the Jellyfish", an early episode of the CBS-TV show Survivor and the documentary film The Real Cancun. At best, it is ineffective and in some cases this treatment may make the injury worse.

StrangeQ: Wasn't this done in another semi-recent romantic comedy? Seems really familiar

Malin Åkerman on Ben Stiller in The Heartbreak Kid, yeah. For the same reason (jellyfish stings).

/What a horrible movie