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   Wilmer Valderrama sued by neighbor for having loud parties, nailing every hot young starlet he can find

25 May 2012 12:06 PM   |   4172 clicks   |   TMZ
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Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  
Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.

25 May 2012 05:10 AM
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CPT Ethanolic    [TotalFark]  
Ol' Wilmer has a legendary spank bank.

25 May 2012 07:06 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
I'm upset that Awake was axed too,Wilmer,but come on now....

25 May 2012 09:32 AM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
Does he even act anymore?

25 May 2012 09:42 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(

25 May 2012 09:46 AM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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Pussy Getting Fool Club

25 May 2012 09:46 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?

25 May 2012 10:17 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?


Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.

25 May 2012 11:07 AM
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DamnYankees    [TotalFark]  
Elvis_Bogart: Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.


If someone had been depriving you of sleep and driving you crazy for years despite repeatedly pleas for him to stop, you wouldn't want monetary damages? Please.

25 May 2012 11:08 AM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
That 70's show is on at least 2 channels at any given time of day. He's always going to be Fez no matter what.

25 May 2012 12:11 PM
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ChrisDe     
Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?

Anymore?

25 May 2012 12:12 PM
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Smackledorfer     
DamnYankees: Elvis_Bogart: Baruch wants a judge for order WIlmer to pipe down ...AND he wants unspecified monetary damages. A rep for Wilmer had no comment.

You had me and then you lost me.

If someone had been depriving you of sleep and driving you crazy for years despite repeatedly pleas for him to stop, you wouldn't want monetary damages? Please.


This.

25 May 2012 12:19 PM
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ongbok    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?


He has been doing a lot of independent films and I do believe he owns his own production company.

25 May 2012 12:24 PM
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Klippoklondike    [TotalFark]  
Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna

25 May 2012 12:25 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna


Minka Kelly(rumored)


Dude has had more pussy than an animal shelter.

25 May 2012 12:29 PM
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Lernaeus     
I thought his turn in Awake was pretty good.

Granted, I've only seen him as Fez before, but he was believable in the Vega role.

/loved awake
//hate that it wasn't renewed
///at least there was closure, though strangely achieved, in the finale

25 May 2012 12:32 PM
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TheGhostofFarkPast     
Mugato: Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?

Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.


He's actually pretty famous for doing the kids TV Show Handy Manny. It has kept him decently busy since 70's show.

25 May 2012 12:41 PM
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T-Servo     
Klippoklondike: Mila Kunis

I would've thought with all that set time on That 70s Show, he would have bagged Laura Prepon and Danny Masterson, too. And maybe Topher Grace. Definitely Lisa Robin Kelly. And Debra Jo Rupp.

25 May 2012 12:42 PM
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Wellon Dowd    [TotalFark]  

Hot young starlets, not necessarily ones who have been Wilmerized.

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25 May 2012 12:43 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?

Too busy smashing ass.

25 May 2012 12:44 PM
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Soulcatcher     
He had a funny supporting role in Larry Crowne (granted that film didn't do especially well). He was funny though.

25 May 2012 12:52 PM
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Why Would I Read the Article     
Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna


According to him, anyway.

25 May 2012 12:55 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Wellon Dowd: Hot young starlets, not necessarily ones who have been Wilmerized.

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Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'

25 May 2012 01:00 PM
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h2oincfs     
he is sexy and he knows it.

25 May 2012 01:02 PM
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Wellon Dowd    [TotalFark]  
LeroyBourne: Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'

This one? Zoey Deutch.

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25 May 2012 01:04 PM
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Wellon Dowd    [TotalFark]  

Zoey Deutch. Zoey Deutch. Zoey Deutch.

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25 May 2012 01:06 PM
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Flappyhead     
Why Would I Read the Article: Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna

According to him, anyway.


Meh, who really knows. Hollywood sets can be like an Olympic Village with all the downtime that happens. For all we know Wilmer is a lightweight while some 6'3 lighting assistant with the build of an Adonis is the heavyweight champion of the world.

25 May 2012 01:11 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Wellon Dowd: LeroyBourne: Who's the brunette in the blue dress? Pretty sure if I had a chance with that I'd 'lock that down.'

This one? Zoey Deutch.

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Yeah, thanks. Jesus, what a babe.

25 May 2012 01:31 PM
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SharkTrager     
Why Would I Read the Article: Klippoklondike: Chicks he has banged

Ariana Richards - the little girl from Jurassic park
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lindsay Lohan
Mandy Moore
Mila Kunis
Rihanna

According to him, anyway.


The ladies aren't exactly denying it, and he was spotted with everyone on that list and more in situations where they appeared to be a couple.

The women only seem to get mad when he shares details or says they sucked in bed.

25 May 2012 01:49 PM
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Urine The Money     
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R.I.P. Wilmer

/hot

25 May 2012 02:15 PM
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bingethinker    [TotalFark]  
Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

25 May 2012 02:23 PM
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Wellon Dowd    [TotalFark]  
bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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25 May 2012 02:27 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
dayuum, did FES plow these two too?

25 May 2012 02:44 PM
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Superjew     
Scientology is a hell of a drug.

25 May 2012 03:31 PM
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Barry McCackiner     
Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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Mother-daughter tag team? Yes please.

25 May 2012 03:46 PM
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Snatch Bandergrip     
Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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I CAME

25 May 2012 04:33 PM
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DrippinBalls     
ChrisDe

Rev. Skarekroe: Does he even act anymore?

Anymore?


When did he start? Missed it.

25 May 2012 04:40 PM
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WienerButt     
Jesus that guy gets more ass than a toilet seat. He's not even a good looking dude. If its the fact that he is venezuelan and has an accent then I need to play up my roots and go to Hollywood.

25 May 2012 04:49 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
Who has taken down more? Him or Timberlake? DiCaprio surely has them both beat.

25 May 2012 05:35 PM
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covered in beees     
When hes not doing something else hes voicing Handy Manny...you know for kids!

25 May 2012 07:33 PM
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Dear Jerk     
The proud graduate of Chachi's Upstairs Academy of Acting and Stardom

25 May 2012 09:11 PM
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Mad_Radhu    [TotalFark]  
Snatch Bandergrip: Wellon Dowd: bingethinker: Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson's daughter. I thought she looked sort of familiar.

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ME TOO

25 May 2012 09:28 PM
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Aboleth     
I got nuthin, so here's an imaginary jpeg of Wilmer Valderrama in a penguin suit talking to a Death Eater.

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25 May 2012 09:34 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
TheGhostofFarkPast: Mugato: Sybarite: Mugato: He was just trying to cheer up, Awake was just canceled. :(


So that's what he's been doing. I can't name anything I've seen him in since That 70's Show went off the air, what, six years ago?

Yeah, besides being balls deep in whores, Awake was pretty much it. But since That 70's Show is on somewhere on some channel any time I turn on the TV, if his residual deal was at all decent he's set. As long as he doesn't go farking crazy with his money, which they almost always do.

He's actually pretty famous for doing the kids TV Show Handy Manny. It has kept him decently busy since 70's show.


Hey, I'm not a hater. The guy's a cocksman. Good for him.

25 May 2012 09:35 PM
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Dr.Zom     
That's it, I'm moving to LA and adopting an accent.

/now if I only could shave 20 years off....

25 May 2012 10:21 PM
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therecksays     
Or as it used to be called. Being Scott Baio.

Dr.Zom: That's it, I'm moving to LA and adopting an accent.

/now if I only could shave 20 years off....


Also like the Baio he's rumored to have a pretty large ... personality that has helped him score his impresive list.

26 May 2012 01:01 AM
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schubie     
If an actress was as big a whore and looked as strung out as he always does we would call her a "strung out whore" but since he's a guy, he's a hero.

26 May 2012 01:19 AM
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therecksays     
schubie: If an actress was as big a whore and looked as strung out as he always does we would call her a "strung out whore" but since he's a guy, he's a hero.

Your statement makes it seem like you are trying to make a point but the actual statement is a fact so I'm not sure what it is?

26 May 2012 01:28 AM
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maq0r     
meh

Average women.

I once met Wilmer in venezuela (I'm venezuelan) and he hooked up with two "average" venezuelans:

Marjorie

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And Norelys

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26 May 2012 05:23 AM
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r1niceboy     
I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilmer.

26 May 2012 10:18 AM
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