I can't help it, but any time I hear the words Jewish and Riot together, I cannot help but recall that Barney Miller episode where the clot-headed Inspector Luger went out to try to calm a crowd of Hassidim who were protesting, and so infuriated them that they trashed the station.

Didn't you know, subby? Once something has happened to you or your ancestors, you're allowed to do it yourself without consequence.

A lot of these guys are fleeing ethnic cleansing or genocide or other ethnic strife in Darfur/Sudan and Eritrea.

Pocket Ninja: Didn't you know, subby? Once something has happened to you or your ancestors, you're allowed to do it yourself without consequence.

And if you get called out on it, you get to yell "anti-semitism"

Its funny because Israel imported black Jews from Africa. They rescued and airlifted them from Ethiopia.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

fark this earth

Pocket Ninja: Didn't you know, subby? Once something has happened to you or your ancestors, you're allowed to do it yourself without consequence.

Cool. We'll pick the New Texas reservation with much care.

gaslight: I can't help it, but any time I hear the words Jewish and Riot together, I cannot help but recall that Barney Miller episode where the clot-headed Inspector Luger went out to try to calm a crowd of Hassidim who were protesting, and so infuriated them that they trashed the station.



All I said was, "This is Franklin D. Luger of the New York City Police Department. We're doing everything we can to solve your problem. In the meantime why don't you all go home and take a shave."

Battle ye not with monsters, lest ye become a monster.

Ah, Israel. Apartheid state a la South Africa 1979? Or just backwards, bigoted religionists a la Mississippi 1960?

Either way, fark those guys.

Sigh. Why is it that the most intense conflicts are usually in places most resembling a toilet? Land of milk, honey, sand and more farking sand.

So you're an Eritrean Jew. You finally escape that prison that's called a country and when you get to "the Holy Land", you're attacked by the people who claim to be the holiest ones.

I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Shaggy_C: Ah, Israel. Apartheid state a la South Africa 1979? Or just backwards, bigoted religionists a la Mississippi 1960?

Either way, fark those guys.

Comments like that will not get you the Christmas GOP card (unless Obama comes out and praises Israel like they've never been praised before, then your comments will be the hottest ticket in town since Wallace / LeMay).

It's just a misunderstanding. The demonstrators were mad that they couldn't give the Africans hugs.

Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Yes, I think you'll hear about it on the 700 Club, Fox News, or even a Boehner press release in 3, 2, 1...

Haz a sad

Following Wednesday's violent protest against African migrants in Tel Aviv, Likud MK Danny Dannon called to remove African asylum seekers from population centers in Israel.

Speaking to Haaretz, Dannon said that the immediate solution for calming the situation and for putting a stop to the violence requires the evacuation of the African migrants from south Tel Aviv.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

Wow. Keep in mind, this is the major center-right party in Israel. This is a very popular sentiment.

coeyagi: Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Yes, I think you'll hear about it on the 700 Club, Fox News, or even a Boehner press release in 3, 2, 1...

pretty sure he was referring to a certain slightly pro-Israel biased farker.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Jews from population centers."


/I replaced "Africans" with "Jews" LOL

Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Presumably right after we're told why what is happening in Israel is relevant to United States politics.

Jackson Herring: "The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

fark this earth

Oh come on that's just satire, right....?

European looking jews only, plz.

Rapmaster2000: . "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."



Next time I hear any teabagger talk about FEMA camps I'm going to point them to this quote.

All2morrowsparTs: Rapmaster2000: . "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."



Next time I hear any teabagger talk about FEMA camps I'm going to point them to this quote.

hehe does that happen to you often? I think you need to rethink who you hang out with ;)

Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

If only you understood how the African immigrants were running roughshod over the neighborhood, you would see why the residents had to stand up for themselves. Is self defense a crime now? Etc, etc.

HotWingConspiracy: European looking jews only, plz.

The irony is ripe.

"I don't troll on Shabbos" - Tatsuma

skullkrusher: coeyagi: Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Yes, I think you'll hear about it on the 700 Club, Fox News, or even a Boehner press release in 3, 2, 1...

pretty sure he was referring to a certain slightly pro-Israel biased farker.

Yes, I see that now. But my statement still stands about how Obama's non-praisal of Israel for these actions will earn him "history's EVEN greater monster" status by the GOP. The guy could bathe in Manischewitz wine and it wouldn't matter.

skullkrusher: All2morrowsparTs: Rapmaster2000: . "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."



Next time I hear any teabagger talk about FEMA camps I'm going to point them to this quote.

hehe does that happen to you often? I think you need to rethink who you hang out with ;)

Well that club I was at last night...wait! that was a different sort of teabagger ;).

Shaggy_C: Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

If only you understood how the African immigrants were running roughshod over the neighborhood, you would see why the residents had to stand up for themselves. Is self defense a crime now? Etc, etc.

I heard they "infiltrators" were wearing hoodies and carrying Skittles.

rudemix: "I don't troll on Shabbos" - Tatsuma

Unless he's actually in Israel, Shabos hasn't started. Troll away, boys (plural)!

I agree with the Israeli rioters wanting to throw these guys in detention centers but you see, there's a big problem here. Not everyone who is black in Israel is an African refugee. So we need a system where we make the refugees identify themselves from the non-refugees. Perhaps some sort of patch they wear on their clothing, maybe with the hebrew word for "refugee" written on it. I'm just spitballin here maybe someone else has some ideas.

Jackson Herring: "The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

fark this earth

At one point in my childhood I wanted to devote my life to building rockets and helping humanity spread throughout the stars. Then I look at statements like the one you quoted and am glad I did not waste my time pursuing that idea.

"The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said.

This is a game right. I have to guess if it was a militant Islamist terrorist or high ranking Israeli official, right?

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: "The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."

fark this earth

Oh come on that's just satire, right....?

True, Likud MK Danny Dannon is just an entertainer. He's just doing it to get a reaction from The Libs and if you didn't give him so much attention...

All2morrowsparTs: HotWingConspiracy: European looking jews only, plz.

The irony is ripe.

Goes nicely with this article.

Basically Israel accuses South Africa of being racist over a food labeling issue.

Israel, BFFs with apartheid era South Africa, is accusing the current South Africans government of racism.

lennavan: I agree with the Israeli rioters wanting to throw these guys in detention centers but you see, there's a big problem here. Not everyone who is black in Israel is an African refugee. So we need a system where we make the refugees identify themselves from the non-refugees. Perhaps some sort of patch they wear on their clothing, maybe with the hebrew word for "refugee" written on it. I'm just spitballin here maybe someone else has some ideas.

I heard on NPR yesterday that the riot started after a rally orchestrated by a right-wing Israeli party. My mind just boggles. The right wing in that country acts insane. Can you imagine if there was a Republican rally in Arizona and then the participants went out targeting Mexicans, shattering their storefronts and dragging them into the street to be beaten? It's deplorable and really makes me reevaluate how I see Israel.

And if what people whisper is true...he who must not be named might not even comment on this, thank shomer farking shabbos.

All2morrowsparTs: skullkrusher: All2morrowsparTs: Rapmaster2000: . "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."



Next time I hear any teabagger talk about FEMA camps I'm going to point them to this quote.

hehe does that happen to you often? I think you need to rethink who you hang out with ;)

Well that club I was at last night...wait! that was a different sort of teabagger ;).

hey ooooooooooooooooooo

HotWingConspiracy: European looking jews only, plz.

Yeah forget blacks, even Sephardic Jews have had problems:

Link

Too swarthy. Would not want to associate with.

Jackson Herring: "The infiltrators must be distanced immediately," he said. "We must expedite the construction of temporary detention facilities and remove Africans from population centers."


That probably sounded more "official" in the original German.

RexTalionis: A lot of these guys are fleeing ethnic cleansing or genocide or other ethnic strife in Darfur/Sudan and Eritrea.

Um they clearly chose poorly. Or perhaps the Israelis can wall off another ghetto for them to live in

Philip Francis Queeg: I heard they "infiltrators" were wearing hoodies and carrying Skittles.

Word has it they were all high on hashish and bludgeoning heads into the concrete too :)

I blame the white Hispanics there.

Esc7: I heard on NPR yesterday that the riot started after a rally orchestrated by a right-wing Israeli party. My mind just boggles. The right wing in that country acts insane. Can you imagine if there was a Republican rally in Arizona and then the participants went out targeting Mexicans, shattering their storefronts and dragging them into the street to be beaten? It's deplorable and really makes me reevaluate how I see Israel.

And if what people whisper is true...he who must not be named might not even comment on this, thank shomer farking shabbos.

Jesus Quintana? The dude can farking roll, man.

Shaggy_C: Philip Francis Queeg: I heard they "infiltrators" were wearing hoodies and carrying Skittles.

Word has it they were all high on hashish and bludgeoning heads into the concrete too :)

... After being trailed illegally by a dude with a gun.

HotWingConspiracy: European looking jews only, plz.

Well they are the master race after all

barneyfifesbullet: I blame the white Hispanics there.

I blame the black Vulcans.

coeyagi: skullkrusher: coeyagi: Felgraf: I'm sure we're going to be told why this is OK shortly.

Or, wait, maybe not, it may be after sundown there?

Yes, I think you'll hear about it on the 700 Club, Fox News, or even a Boehner press release in 3, 2, 1...

pretty sure he was referring to a certain slightly pro-Israel biased farker.

Yes, I see that now. But my statement still stands about how Obama's non-praisal of Israel for these actions will earn him "history's EVEN greater monster" status by the GOP. The guy could bathe in Manischewitz wine and it wouldn't matter.

Israel shmisrael I always say