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   Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI

25 May 2012 09:10 AM   |   7184 clicks   |   TMZ
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carrion_luggage     
It's ironic, because usually a pole strikes her.

25 May 2012 09:12 AM
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Cewley    [TotalFark]  
another victim of hideous plastic surgery.

25 May 2012 09:13 AM
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Your Zionist Leader     
You would drink a lot too if you had to have your vag rebuilt only to wake up next to Tito Ortiz

25 May 2012 09:14 AM
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Kurmudgeon     
FTA: "She is currently in custody and she will be cited and released."

After being scattered, smothered and covered.

25 May 2012 09:14 AM
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ongbok     
Good one subby.

25 May 2012 09:14 AM
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Terrified Asexual Forcemeat     
I told her to take a cab.

25 May 2012 09:14 AM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
oh jenna, what happened to you?

www.thesuperficial.com

25 May 2012 09:16 AM
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ADubs86     
Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

25 May 2012 09:17 AM
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Bukharin    [TotalFark]  

25 May 2012 09:33 AM
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bikerbob59     
Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


Bee stings??

25 May 2012 09:36 AM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

25 May 2012 09:37 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Jenna Jameson in a mask of...Jenna Jameson. Creepy.

25 May 2012 09:47 AM
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Tat'dGreaser    [TotalFark]  
ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

I sure hope so

25 May 2012 09:49 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Even granting that she's had health issues and lots of hard living, she sure has
become a poster girl for the dangers of too much plastic surgery.

25 May 2012 09:50 AM
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natural316     
Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad

25 May 2012 10:05 AM
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Jim from Saint Paul     
natural316: Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad


Oh it's close...

25 May 2012 10:07 AM
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frepnog     
Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

back when she was young and beautiful, before the years of spunk and plastic surgery twisted her black heart, she was a dick sucking goddess.

25 May 2012 10:07 AM
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natural316     
Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

So you wouldn't let her??

25 May 2012 10:07 AM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
Tat'dGreaser: ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

I sure hope so


I'm gonna start searching the Google news tab for "porn star" and see what I can come up with.

25 May 2012 10:13 AM
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ShadeeJake     
Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


You think all that natural moisturizer she's had on her face over the years would have done some good.

25 May 2012 10:16 AM
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MoronLessOff     
Rev. Skarekroe: Tat'dGreaser: ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

I sure hope so

I'm gonna start searching the Google news tab for "porn star" and see what I can come up with.


I know what comes up when I search "porn star".

25 May 2012 10:22 AM
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derwoodcrash     
I would.

25 May 2012 10:25 AM
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PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Check out "Starting Over". Possibly the best BJ scene ever.

25 May 2012 10:27 AM
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TheNameIs_Horace     
You know, it used to be that some men got plastic surgery to look like women, i.e. trannies.
Now, its some women who get plastic surgery, and look like trannies.

If this continues, are trannies our future?

Should I get used to doing trannies?

25 May 2012 10:32 AM
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Uncle Pooky     
Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

25 May 2012 10:38 AM
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groppet     
Im suprised I was expecting a way worse mugshot. Especially since she has been over doing it on the plastic surgery

25 May 2012 10:39 AM
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Andrew Wiggin    [TotalFark]  
Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.


i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?

25 May 2012 10:39 AM
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natural316     
PC LOAD LETTER: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Check out "Starting Over". Possibly the best BJ scene ever.


If you insist

25 May 2012 10:44 AM
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Whatthefark     
Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?


Find the movie called Saytr. It's some of Jenna's best work.

I'd link to it, but work filters out any search using Jenna Jameson.

25 May 2012 10:51 AM
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mhd     
That sounds like an amateurish way for a porn star to get arrested. Didn't some other blonde get into trouble for giving a beej to a helicopter pilot, while in the air? Now that's dedication to your job.

25 May 2012 10:54 AM
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MoronLessOff     
mhd: That sounds like an amateurish way for a porn star to get arrested. Didn't some other blonde get into trouble for giving a beej to a helicopter pilot, while in the air? Now that's dedication to your job.

No, she was just trying to inflate the autopilot.

25 May 2012 10:59 AM
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Uncle Pooky     
Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?


If you've only seen one of her movies, then yes. You need to do lots more research.

/And now so do I.

25 May 2012 11:03 AM
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Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
Cewley: another victim of hideous plastic surgery.

Her DUI mugshot is probably the best picture of her in the past 10-years...

25 May 2012 11:06 AM
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Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired     
Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW

25 May 2012 11:08 AM
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cig-mkr     
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW

Oh my gosh, there are men's pee pees, and a ladies vagina, and you can even see where they poop from !

25 May 2012 11:30 AM
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FinFangFark     
Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

[www.thesuperficial.com image 450x338]


In that mugshot, she looks a lot better than a couple years ago after she overloaded on the plastic surgery, and got uber skinny.

But still, man those old reels, that beautiful face, an ass you could bounce a quarter off...she was something fierce.

25 May 2012 11:48 AM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
ADubs86: Porn star farkup trifecta in play?

Washed up
porn star farkup trifecta.

25 May 2012 11:52 AM
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monoski     
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memories: Pre-boob job too NSFW

Funny, those look like Weeners boob job.

25 May 2012 12:07 PM
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exparrot     
natural316: Andrew Wiggin: oh jenna, what happened to you?

That's as bad as what Nikki Cox looks like now


/ok, it's not THAT bad


I've recently stumbled upon Brooklyn Lee.
She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.

I think, by law, they need to publish the 'before' picture so we know what lengths the mad scientists who stitched, inflated and stretched the faces of these actresses had to go to.

25 May 2012 12:30 PM
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FinFangFark     
exparrot: She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.

Which Nikki Cox?

This badonkulicious Nikki:

www.starfetch.com

Or this "I haz a sad" Nikki:

www.hollywoodbackwash.com

She used to have so much game...and it's crazy that Bobcat used to tap that...good to see he got out before she went downhill...AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE

25 May 2012 12:36 PM
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MoronLessOff     
FinFangFark: exparrot: She can only be described as exactly what Nikki Cox would look like as a porn actress.

Which Nikki Cox?

This badonkulicious Nikki:

[www.starfetch.com image 640x346]

Or this "I haz a sad" Nikki:

[www.hollywoodbackwash.com image 500x399]

She used to have so much game...and it's crazy that Bobcat used to tap that...good to see he got out before she went downhill...AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE


*HURK!

I've never seen that one.

Now I need to watch Unhappily Ever After for the appropriate eye bleach.

25 May 2012 12:53 PM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat    [TotalFark]  
FinFangFark: AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE

She's intentionally drawing your eyes away from Jay Mohr's poor Brando impersonation.

25 May 2012 12:57 PM
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jeanwearinfool     
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Here's to the memoriesmammaries: Pre-boob job too NSFW

25 May 2012 01:00 PM
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Flappyhead     
Whatthefark: Andrew Wiggin: Uncle Pooky: Andrew Wiggin: i haven't seen much jenna porn, but the few i did see...she looked like she gave the worst blowjobs ever.

Sounds like you haven't seen any of Jenna's work.

i can only remember one. she looked great, she was wearing a button down see through blouse with a black bra on under it. but her beej was just holding the guys head between her lips and jerking him off.

are you saying i need to do more research?

Find the movie called Saytr. It's some of Jenna's best work.

I'd link to it, but work filters out any search using Jenna Jameson.


The Masseuse was another good one.

25 May 2012 01:23 PM
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FlyingJ     
mitchcumstein1 Washed up porn star farkup trifecta.

Not enough bandwidth. Can't even tell Houston from Jocelyn Wildenstein

25 May 2012 01:29 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
FlyingJ: mitchcumstein1 Washed up porn star farkup trifecta.

Not enough bandwidth. Can't even tell Houston from Jocelyn Wildenstein


Thank you for not posting the picture but you suck anyway.

25 May 2012 02:30 PM
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dallylamma     
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FinFangFark: AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 30 IN THAT LAST PICTURE

She's intentionally drawing your eyes away from Jay Weigh Mohr's poor Brando impersonation.


shiatty Brando impression, but killer Derp impression

25 May 2012 03:32 PM
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titwrench     
Judging by the comments you Farkers watch a lot of porn.

25 May 2012 03:53 PM
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ChubbyTiger     
titwrench: Judging by the comments you Farkers watch a lot of porn.

[welcometofark.jpg]

25 May 2012 04:06 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
www.motifake.com

Ahh, what once was.

And to whomever doubted it, her oral skills are considered legendary.

25 May 2012 04:13 PM
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