She clearly felt that it was too Toxic to endure,especially as there's so much more to do Til The World Ends....Oops,I did it again.

That's what you get for paying $15 million for a (now) c-list celebrity.

She's not dead?

Huh.

Train meet wreck.


/Would hit long, hard and often.
//Britney and/or Lovato.

The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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I love that photo. Makes my pants tight.

Even in her prime, Britney wouldn't have been able to sing any of her songs live. I don't see why she'd get annoyed when someone else mangles one now.

I do enjoy a few of her newer songs. Hold It Against Me, Till The World Ends, I wanna Go, Gimme More, Womanizer, Radar but those are not as good as early Britney.. she is a shell of her former self
its a shame really

IrateShadow: Even in her prime, Britney wouldn't have been able to sing any of her songs live. I don't see why she'd get annoyed when someone else mangles one now.

true that, she was never famous for her vocals

Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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I don't care what people say, I would still WRECK that.

HMS_Blinkin: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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I don't care what people say, I would still WRECK that.

I wasn't complaining. I'd pay good money for the opportunity to watch Britney guzzle Orange Fanta and rub ice on her nipples.

all i know is 'i'm a slave for you' was quite possibly the greatest song in the world to get a lapdance to.

scottydoesntknow: That's what you get for paying $15 million for a (now) c-list celebrity.

I thought that was v-list?

Oh hush.

I just got yelled at by my doctor.

Britney Spears? Holy crap, I don't think she's even crossed my mind for at least a year. She's still alive?

Simon Cowell hired a current train wreck and a young girl who just got out of rehab. Do you think this was an accident? He knows what Americans want to watch. The man is a genius.

She's been hired as a talent judge? How the hell do you judge something you have no experience whatsoever with?

It's not like she's a musician. She's a "performer", which in today's world of autotune and 30 other people on stage dancing really means "somewhat marketable bag of tits". How the hell is she supposed to judge someone's talent?

That would be like asking me to be a referee for a cricket game, or Rush Limbaugh to write a handbook on decorum.

/fo reals

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I swear, I thought that was Courtney Love at first..

rukusrazor: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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I swear, I thought that was Courtney Love at first..

Same here. It's the crazy eyes plus the lipstick, I believe.

Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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That's some low hangers, any lower they'll slap her knees.

indarwinsshadow: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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That's some low hangers, any lower they'll slap her knees.

makes them easier to reach when she's on top. they're more fun to play with when there's some wobbly to them.

The Ironic tag must be cowering in a corner, covering its ears.

Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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Daamn.

Still amazingly hot!

To be fair, that comic is really bad.

buttery_shame_cave: indarwinsshadow: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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That's some low hangers, any lower they'll slap her knees.

makes them easier to reach when she's on top. they're more fun to play with when there's some wobbly to them.


I've always heard that fake ones aren't wobbly.

wasn't x-factor the show where they eat weird shiat?

rukusrazor: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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I swear, I thought that was Courtney Love at first..

That is the rudest thing I've heard anyone say about someone else.

Cargo: buttery_shame_cave: indarwinsshadow: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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That's some low hangers, any lower they'll slap her knees.

makes them easier to reach when she's on top. they're more fun to play with when there's some wobbly to them.


I've always heard that fake ones aren't wobbly.

They aren't. Well not at first. If the implants are really big they will start to wobble when the skin attaching them to her chest starts to stretch out. Then they start to look and feel like a grapefruit in a tube sock.

/I would, fist angry god, screen door hurricane, etc

Callous: Cargo: I've always heard that fake ones aren't wobbly.

They aren't. Well not at first. If the implants are really big they will start to wobble when the skin attaching them to her chest starts to stretch out. Then they start to look and feel like a grapefruit in a tube sock.

/I would, fist angry god, screen door hurricane, etc


Yeah . . .

No thanks.

And they'd always feel like grapefruits. That's not how they're supposed to feel.

Besides, she's like the personification of a bag of Chee-tos.

Again, no thanks.

FTFA: "Britney Spears' walks off the set of 'X Factor' on her first day"

BRITNEY SPEARS' WHAT?!

My favorite Britney song is "Genie in a Bottle".

Four contestants had to try-out without the benefit of looking at Spears or hearing her

That word...

mongbiohazard: She's been hired as a talent judge? How the hell do you judge something you have no experience whatsoever with?

Dude. She replaced Paula Abdul.

skinink: My favorite Britney song is "Genie in a Bottle".

Pretty sure it was "Gin in a Bottle."

I'm sure this wasn't at all a planned publicity stunt either?

Also, shame on fark for no photos other than one.

Some who can't sing judging people who can't sing. There's actually some lodgic there, I guess.

Well that explains why me and many of my friends were having a sucky day yesterday. There's a massive vortex of suck downtown.

The woman is still a train wreck. What did they expect? The only reason we're not seeing stories about her lunacy lately is because her father is still controlling every aspect of her life. I do feel bad for the poor girl. She's not well & people continue to exploit her because she can make them tons of money. For sake I wish she would disappear from public life.

Cargo: buttery_shame_cave: indarwinsshadow: Wellon Dowd: The rider in her contract specifies that her dressing room must contain a 55-gallon cooler filled with ice and Orange Fanta.

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That's some low hangers, any lower they'll slap her knees.

makes them easier to reach when she's on top. they're more fun to play with when there's some wobbly to them.


I've always heard that fake ones aren't wobbly.

I think it must vary.. One of my best friends got some reasonable sized ones installed about 10 years ago.. I'm not sure how they were to begin with, but I have to admit with the way they've 'settled in' over the years, you'd never guess they were fake. I had multiple experiences with them before being told, in fact.

/fake boobs have never 'done it' for me
//this set is fantastic
///i know, pics or it never happened