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   Guess which German city is having a problem with rats? C'mon, this is an easy one

26 May 2012 04:22 AM   |   13801 clicks   |   AP
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germ78     
They didn't pay the piper.

25 May 2012 09:10 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Pipers must be paid or there WILL be trouble

/same with Colombian hookers

25 May 2012 10:48 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Hamburg?

25 May 2012 10:52 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Apos: Hamburg?

Mmmm, hamburgers.

1.bp.blogspot.com

25 May 2012 11:07 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
City officials have described the rat problem as "quite Grimm."

25 May 2012 11:20 PM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
Ratzenburg?!?

*checks article*

Oh the other only logical choice.

25 May 2012 11:39 PM
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PacManDreaming    [TotalFark]  
Paris1127: City officials have described the rat problem as "quite Grimm."

Perhaps city officials will come up with some kind of final solution the to rat problem?

25 May 2012 11:44 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Residents of Hamelin: I suggest you pay for services rendered this time.

26 May 2012 12:16 AM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Hitlerville?

/Someone had to do it

26 May 2012 01:53 AM
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Candygram4Mongo    [TotalFark]  
sno man: Ratzenburg?!?

*checks article*

Oh the other only logical choice.


I was going with Rödentstädt, but yours is better.

I need some sleep...

26 May 2012 03:39 AM
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HaywoodJablonski     
I thought this was a Holocaust joke

26 May 2012 04:26 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Bremen?

26 May 2012 04:31 AM
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flamingboar     
Bratwurst?

26 May 2012 04:35 AM
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heavymetal     
amazingdata.com

26 May 2012 04:36 AM
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batcookie     
Candygram4Mongo: sno man: Ratzenburg?!?

*checks article*

Oh the other only logical choice.

I was going with Rödentstädt, but yours is better.

I need some sleep...


HA! No way, man, Rödenstädt is WAY better.

26 May 2012 04:38 AM
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batcookie     
heavymetal: [amazingdata.com image 400x269]

Hey - RATTs are NEVER a problem.

26 May 2012 04:39 AM
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JonnyBGoode     
If only there was a way to musically lead them out of town.

26 May 2012 04:49 AM
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LincolnLogolas     
If only the Germans could devise a way to kill off a lot of something in a very short space of time...

26 May 2012 04:49 AM
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TomD9938     
Didnt read the TFA or TFT and kind of thought the Germans had taken care of this problem some years ago, but I'm going to go with Rotterdam.

/It was once a German city anyway IIRC
//off to read TFA and TFT

26 May 2012 04:52 AM
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LincolnLogolas     
Just send them off to Moushwitz.

26 May 2012 04:55 AM
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herrDrFarkenstein     
l.yimg.com

batcookie: Candygram4Mongo: sno man: Ratzenburg?!?

*checks article*

Oh the other only logical choice.

I was going with Rödentstädt, but yours is better.

I need some sleep...

HA! No way, man, Rödenstädt is WAY better.


Don't make Claven bring down the shield doors on your ass.

26 May 2012 04:58 AM
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batcookie     
herrDrFarkenstein: [l.yimg.com image 360x244]

batcookie: Candygram4Mongo: sno man: Ratzenburg?!?

*checks article*

Oh the other only logical choice.

I was going with Rödentstädt, but yours is better.

I need some sleep...

HA! No way, man, Rödenstädt is WAY better.

Don't make Claven bring down the shield doors on your ass.


Fark that stupid mail man, I've got Norm as a corpse-boiling serial killer on my side.

static.tvguide.com

26 May 2012 05:09 AM
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Shadowtag     
Paris1127: City officials have described the rat problem as "quite Grimm."

Two points for that one. Quick and dirty, just how I like it.

26 May 2012 05:12 AM
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Purple_Jack     
All of them. What do you expect when you call the town hall the 'rathaus'?

26 May 2012 05:38 AM
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Crudbucket     
www.celebritiesheight.com

Come on, we were all thinking it.

/wait, really?
//no one was thinking it?

26 May 2012 05:41 AM
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Snapper Carr     
sno man: Ratzenburg?!?

www.ratzenberger.com

What?

/Yeah, I know.

26 May 2012 05:43 AM
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Victoly     
LincolnLogolas: Just send them off to Mauschwitz.

FTFY

26 May 2012 05:51 AM
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batcookie     
Is no one going to point out that this town should be less concerned with rodentia and more concerned with the part of the story where ALL THE KIDS DIE?

26 May 2012 06:07 AM
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ShannonKW     
batcookie: Is no one going to point out that this town should be less concerned with rodentia and more concerned with the part of the story where ALL THE KIDS DIE?

Perhaps they are looking forward to it.

Kid-free lawns for all!

26 May 2012 06:36 AM
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cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  
dumbimages.net

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Hameln, Germany, circa 2002.

26 May 2012 06:45 AM
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mhd     
batcookie: part of the story where ALL THE KIDS DIE

Which part? The rats die, the children vanish into a mountain. According to some versions they end up in Romania. Which, as people tell me, isn't as bad as dying.

26 May 2012 06:46 AM
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JNowe     
JonnyBGoode: If only there was a way to musically lead them out of town.

They'll find a way. Just give it time.

26 May 2012 06:53 AM
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batcookie     
mhd: some versions they end up in Romania. Which, as people tell me, isn't as bad as dying.

There are those who would disagree...
upload.wikimedia.org

26 May 2012 06:55 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
www.sofreshandsogreen.com

26 May 2012 07:04 AM
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macadamnut     
mhd: batcookie: part of the story where ALL THE KIDS DIE

Which part? The rats die, the children vanish into a mountain. According to some versions they end up in Romania. Which, as people tell me, isn't as bad as dying.


I heard they farmed them out to the Giant-Time DayCare:

i71.photobucket.com

26 May 2012 07:06 AM
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Miracle Whip     
cmunic8r99: [dumbimages.net image 640x426]

[dumbimages.net image 411x562]

[dumbimages.net image 640x432]

[dumbimages.net image 516x688]


Hameln, Germany, circa 2002.


Is it just me or did polka music come pouring out of your speakers when you saw those pictures?

26 May 2012 07:30 AM
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cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  
Miracle Whip: cmunic8r99: [dumbimages.net image 640x426]

[dumbimages.net image 411x562]

[dumbimages.net image 640x432]

[dumbimages.net image 516x688]


Hameln, Germany, circa 2002.

Is it just me or did polka music come pouring out of your speakers when you saw those pictures?


No, but I heard the Piper's music in my head when I took them.

26 May 2012 07:40 AM
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DFTM     
www.lightlink.com

Rattenfanger Hameln 1973

26 May 2012 07:46 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
i.ytimg.com

26 May 2012 08:28 AM
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danielscissorhands     
Subby, I am outraged by this virulent anti-semitism!!

*clicks link*

Oh.

26 May 2012 09:07 AM
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danielscissorhands     
HaywoodJablonski: I thought this was a Holocaust joke

I have no idea why you would think that...

/linked directly to rat part

26 May 2012 09:31 AM
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bronyaur1    [TotalFark]  
media.thebear.fm
Probably a bad guess.

26 May 2012 09:44 AM
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karl2025     
Nobody else guessed "Munster"?

26 May 2012 09:46 AM
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spiralscratch     
I was going to way Meowschwitz, but, you know, wrong country.

26 May 2012 10:48 AM
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accujimmy     
Dusseldorf?

please tell us, I'm so excited to find out what the correct answer is!

26 May 2012 11:02 AM
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dbrunker     
I don't have a problem with rats.
img580.imageshack.us

26 May 2012 11:57 AM
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danielscissorhands     
dbrunker: I don't have a problem with rats.
[img580.imageshack.us image 640x465]


If only the rats in the NYC subway looked like that.

26 May 2012 12:00 PM
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danielscissorhands     
bronyaur1: [media.thebear.fm image 200x203]
Probably a bad guess.


Only a bad guess because Glenn Danzig changed his name to Gdansk.

26 May 2012 12:03 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Hitlerville?

/Someone had to do it


the souvenir shop is exquisite.

26 May 2012 01:07 PM
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orange storm     
JonnyBGoode: If only there was a way to musically lead them out of town.

They can play RATT, that should work.

26 May 2012 01:37 PM
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