Frack.

Inside they found more evidence against Chad Lindley being a pimp and anabolic steroids.

Is being anabolic steroids against the law? Or is it only you're anabolic steroids, and a pimp at the same time?

Pimpin' ain't easy-especially in North Dakota.

Hey, you have a lot of horny oil field workers up there with lots of discretionary income.

Sounds like Mr. Lindley had a solid business plan until the cops farked it up.

Human trafficking is a terrible plague on our cities. It's no surprise that this cultural cancer has spread even to the plains of North Dakota.

If you have a few minutes, I encourage you to look for Ashton Kutcher's video against human trafficking. It will open your eyes.

kmmontandon: Inside they found more evidence against Chad Lindley being a pimp and anabolic steroids.

Is being anabolic steroids against the law? Or is it only you're anabolic steroids, and a pimp at the same time?

If they found evidence against his being a pimp, then why was he arrested?

OTOH, it's good that the evidence is against his being anabolic steroids, I guess.

90 below keeps out the riff-raff. Until they started fracking, that is.

ksdanj: Hey, you have a lot of horny oil field workers up there with lots of discretionary income.

Don't they have an M/F ratio more lopsided than China at this point?

krackpipe: 90 below keeps out the riff-raff. Until they started fracking, that is.

You can't do fracking without lubricating fluids...

kmmontandon: Inside they found more evidence against Chad Lindley being a pimp and anabolic steroids.

Is being anabolic steroids against the law? Or is it only you're anabolic steroids, and a pimp at the same time?

Just became pimping while juicing

Stupid anti-pimping laws.

Bender out.

If I was a hot chick, I'd be in Williston sucking and farking my way to an early retirement.

There are 3 rules of business; location, location, location.

Only one pimp? I say we move in and take over their pimping business.
Any hot chick in North Dakota? Anyone?.

/Well, crap it sounded like a solid plan...

they should just legalize whores and truck them in. frustrated laborers(stuck the fark out in ND on top of that) with no available women doesn't end will.

I don't see why we have to be involved in people's need to have sex. As long as these girls are not doing it against their will, let them fark away!

"No! I must take the steroids" he shouted The radio said "No, Chad. You are the steroids" And then Chad was anabolic steroids.

AverageAmericanGuy
Oh, ok, will do there, Kutcher

ksdanj: Hey, you have a lot of horny oil field workers up there with lots of discretionary income.

Sounds like Mr. Lindley had a solid business plan until the cops farked it up.

If he was out in Williston, sure, but there aren't any oil field workers in Fargo.

Inside they found more evidence against Chad Lindley being a pimp and anabolic steroids.

From the looks of things I think he was selling the steroids and not using them.

But then pimpin' aint easy.

What a pimp might look like.

The Auctioneer part painted a somewhat strange picture for me.

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Lindley is a former state champion auctioneer and is listed as a member of the North Dakota Auctioneers Association.

Beautiful.

Pimping ain't easy.

Lindley is a former state champion auctioneer

That does translate neatly.

He doesn't look like a pimp to me. Now Huggy Bear? Das a PIMP!

When I was growing up, my parents were really cheap-- everything we had was a knock off of the real thing. Our weed eater had a power cord that would never stay in, the lawn mower never started because it was a cheap piece of sh*t, my mom's cooking just never tasted right (I love you, mom), our bikes sucked. sh*t just wasnt the real thing-- I always felt like the stuff other people had was the real thing and what we had was a cheap imitation. Kinda like the guy in the article. I just dont think North Dakota has gotten to the point where they can have the real thing in this case.

Steroids and pimping? He looks like a Total Farker.

I really, really need to dig out my copy of "Pimps Up, Ho's Down." It's on a hard drive here somewhere, and a provocative expose of the pimping world. And by that I mean it's great to watch while high.

Anyone remember Mr. Whitefolks?

FTFA: "Forty year-old Chad Lindley is facing felony charges for Human or Sex Trafficking..."

Or?

Human or Sex Trafficking?

So this law is specifically phrased to encompass the illegal hiring of any human (which is sensible) and the illegal selling of sex with... anything. They can't just be concerned with pimping out humans, otherwise it would simply be entailed in Human Trafficking, which is the illegal procurement of any human service, sexual or otherwise. They have made it equally a class A felony to arrange sex with a person, or a sheep, or a gerbil, or a dildo, or a shop vac, or a hole in a maple tree.

Why not just tell me that I can't do business in North Dakota?

Hey look at what I found on the internet.

Well what do you know. That is fine detective work there, Lou.

/it had to be done
//Is it pimpin' if you have no whore?

ShannonKW: FTFA: "Forty year-old Chad Lindley is facing felony charges for Human or Sex Trafficking..."

Or?

Human or Sex Trafficking?

So this law is specifically phrased to encompass the illegal hiring of any human (which is sensible) and the illegal selling of sex with... anything. They can't just be concerned with pimping out humans, otherwise it would simply be entailed in Human Trafficking, which is the illegal procurement of any human service, sexual or otherwise. They have made it equally a class A felony to arrange sex with a person, or a sheep, or a gerbil, or a dildo, or a shop vac, or a hole in a maple tree.

Why not just tell me that I can't do business in North Dakota?

You can't do business in North Dakota.

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Pimping ain't easy.

Aw, shiat, hadn't had my coffee yet and rolled right past you...

I imagine with all those young guys and lots of money, they're going to be seeing many problems and crimes that were only a rare occurrence previously. Of course this will be solved by more taxes, more government, additional laws, more police, increased arrests, a boom in the local prison industrial complex, more fake jobs for all the court ordered rehab, anger management, probation monitoring. Things still won't be working out the way the government wants, so still a few more laws...you know the routine.

They busted him because he missed a payoff to them?

No pimp of the year pics from I'm gonna get you sucka?

'Bout damn times No.Dak. got with the times. Modernization is coming!

9beers: If I was a hot chick, I'd be in Williston sucking and farking my way to an early retirement.

This guy was in Fargo. I would imagine his only clients were frat boys from NDSU. The whores in Williston (and Minot, Bismarck, Dickinson and the rest of the western part of the state) are everywhere. And not only do they not have to be even reasonably hot, they can do whatever they want and the cops don't care. One of my best friends is a vice cop out there, and the way they look at it is; if you want to spend $100 getting beej or a hand job from some some overweight hooker, go ahead. There have been some higher end call girls and porn stars doing week long visits and that kind of thing, but even if they did want to arrest the guys or girls, there's no room for them in the jail. Same with drugs... My buddy won't arrest anyone for any drug charges unless he catches them dealing. They just simply don't have the time, the room, or the manpower to deal with this stuff.

north dakota is a wonderful place, until it starts snowing

gas giant: The Auctioneer part painted a somewhat strange picture for me.

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that shiat is as obnoxious as a LA accent or native alaskan muckmuck music. i can take a lot but those 3 sending me running/screaming.

/bagpipes and accordion are also on teh shiat list

Lt. Joel Vettel: "People have been critical of us doing that often looking to and looking at prostitution as a victimless crime and we've shown and explained that it's not in our eyes and in our belief we it brings in a number of other things to our community that we just don't want here.."

English Translation: STFU and stop whoring.

ksdanj: Hey, you have a lot of horny oil field workers up there with lots of discretionary income.

Sounds like Mr. Lindley had a solid business plan until the cops farked it up.

This

When exploration was gearing up to invade the western side of the Rockies, the Hells Angels and the Mongols had a meet-up in Palisade, CO.

Anyone who knows these gangs know that they weren't there for watercress sandwiches, peach tea and horseshoes. These two will usually shoot each other on sight so we knew something monumental in divvying up territory was going down when 400 of these cats rolled into town. Sure enough, within the year the western part of Colorado and eastern Utah had a genuine balls-out meth typhoon. Took a decade to make a dent in it.

So, I'd roll with the hoors and not look back if it means keeping out the meth addicts and murders. It's less bloody to let off the pressure naturally than with meth.

Ah, cripes. Pimpin' ain't easy, donchyaknow. Jeez Louise!

FilmBELOH20: 9beers: If I was a hot chick, I'd be in Williston sucking and farking my way to an early retirement.

This guy was in Fargo. I would imagine his only clients were frat boys from NDSU. The whores in Williston (and Minot, Bismarck, Dickinson and the rest of the western part of the state) are everywhere. And not only do they not have to be even reasonably hot, they can do whatever they want and the cops don't care. One of my best friends is a vice cop out there, and the way they look at it is; if you want to spend $100 getting beej or a hand job from some some overweight hooker, go ahead. There have been some higher end call girls and porn stars doing week long visits and that kind of thing, but even if they did want to arrest the guys or girls, there's no room for them in the jail. Same with drugs... My buddy won't arrest anyone for any drug charges unless he catches them dealing. They just simply don't have the time, the room, or the manpower to deal with this stuff.

I wondered when someone would catch on that this was in Fargo, the east side if the state next to Minnesota, and not out in the oil fields in the western part of the state.

/Subby

The biggest area of crime here in North Dakota are crimes against food

There simply is NOT a consistently decent restaurant in the the state.

I say let the hookers in, if they know how to cook!

Example of GREAT North Dakota Restaurant

ItchyBrother: The biggest area of crime here in North Dakota are crimes against food

There simply is NOT a consistently decent restaurant in the the state.

I say let the hookers in, if they know how to cook!

Example of GREAT North Dakota Restaurant

I'm driving through ND in a couple of weeks, and I'm thinking of making a detour to Grand Forks to eat at the Olive Garden, just because of that story.