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26 May 2012 02:58 PM   |   18104 clicks   |   The Sun
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Lizardking     
And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint

26 May 2012 03:06 PM
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Kraftwerk Orange    [TotalFark]  
He accidentally all the vodak.

26 May 2012 03:08 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
I hope it wasn't Kettle One, that would make me has a sad.

26 May 2012 03:10 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
/Vodak

26 May 2012 03:10 PM
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loonatic112358     
That's a bit of a pickle he found himself in

26 May 2012 03:11 PM
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hurdboy    [TotalFark]  
Churchill's ghost chuckles, goes back to sipping juniper-infused vodak.

//And a moment of silence for the vermouth

26 May 2012 03:11 PM
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vinn01     
On lookers cry: Oh, the humanity!

26 May 2012 03:12 PM
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9beers     
All those White Russians gone.

26 May 2012 03:14 PM
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sexy-fetus     
One hell of a molotov .

26 May 2012 03:15 PM
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meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  
I am hoping an olive truck delivery person is in this area. LAUGHTER OL see this is the joke as I am suggesting of the dirty martini.

26 May 2012 03:15 PM
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Matthew Keene     
You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

26 May 2012 03:17 PM
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katerbug72     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

No.

26 May 2012 03:18 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

www.madmann.com

26 May 2012 03:25 PM
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New Farkin User Name     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

This is Fark.

26 May 2012 03:26 PM
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loonatic112358     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

I'm also posting naked, and my windows are open so I'm going to go with a no

26 May 2012 03:28 PM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

no

26 May 2012 03:35 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
It's enough to drive a man to drink.

26 May 2012 03:38 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


Ok, OK, I LOL'd out loud and voted for you for FUNNIEST.

26 May 2012 03:38 PM
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meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  
Nothing To See Here: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?


Ok, OK, I LOL'd out loud and voted for you for FUNNIEST.


You have just stated upon which you have done the LAUGHTER OLing out loud but the OL has the same meaning as out loud. Maybe you have intoxication.

26 May 2012 03:45 PM
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djZorbof     
Is the alcohol ok?

26 May 2012 03:47 PM
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nucular bum     
djZorbof: Is the alcohol ok?

Sadly, no. Thousands of smashed bottles, one smashed driver. Truly these are trying times for vodak lovers.

26 May 2012 03:54 PM
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Miracle Whip     
Someone is gonna have a big fat gypsy wedding there in 3...2...1...free booze!!!


A moment of silence please for the vodak. It is meant to leave this world straight up neat, not smeared and road dirty.

26 May 2012 04:10 PM
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luktti     
Sooooo..... It'll be gin at the wake?

26 May 2012 04:23 PM
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Mr.Tangent     
I'd shed a tear but it's only vodka, it's the tofu of booze.

26 May 2012 04:28 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
I could be wrong, as I see they swept most of the packaging and such off the road, but the fire seems to have burned distinctly clean. Also, "burst into flames, sending burning booze across the carriageway" sounds like something out of the upcoming Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter film.

/Lincoln, lifting a barrel stuffed with a flaming rag, shouts "Like your Mothers in Hell, this barrel is bunged by the ardor of Satan himself! Tonight, you too shall traverse the stoop of Hell!"

26 May 2012 04:41 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
luktti: Sooooo..... It'll be gin at the wake?

Hastily-prepared furniture vodka, filtered through treated ply-board charcoal, served from unrinsed antifreeze containers.

26 May 2012 04:44 PM
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starlost     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

ogrish.com how i do miss thee.

26 May 2012 04:51 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

Have you forgotten he died driving a truck full of vodka? Not everyone gets to be Slim Pickins, and ride the Bomb from 2,000 feet... but we can dream.

26 May 2012 05:19 PM
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kidsizedcoffin     
Is Lorry okay? The truck seems to have hit Lorry, but no news.

26 May 2012 05:33 PM
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wildcardjack     
Lizardking: And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint

Give it some time. Someone will leak the tape. But it might not be well lit for the crash, which happened at 1am.

26 May 2012 05:38 PM
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wyld     
Sad tag earned! It nearly brought a tear to my eye *takes another sip of sparkling wine, this time in tribute*

26 May 2012 05:53 PM
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gaslight    [TotalFark]  
www.freeimagehosting.net

26 May 2012 06:01 PM
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Miracle Whip     
starlost: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

ogrish.com how i do miss thee.


I know, I know. It's been rough on all of us since it became Live Leak. It's just not....it's just not the same....sob.....!!! Where's the vodak?

26 May 2012 06:15 PM
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erewhon     
Carrying thirty thousand bottles of vodka!

26 May 2012 06:20 PM
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craxyd     
wildcardjack: Lizardking: And the country most famous in the world for video surveillance offers no video in the article? I am disappoint

Give it some time. Someone will leak the tape. But it might not be well lit for the crash, which happened at 1am.



With the fire, possibly. Nice, pretty blue light

26 May 2012 06:32 PM
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fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
I wonder if the road was as scorched as Drew's liver?

26 May 2012 07:26 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
katerbug72: Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?

No.


Priorities, man.

26 May 2012 07:59 PM
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The water was cold     
Matthew Keene: You heartless bastards seem to be forgetting that a man died. Have you no shame?



It's a shame to lose all of that vodak !

27 May 2012 01:44 AM
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Do you know the way to Mordor     
I remember we used to have to get up at three in the morning and lick road clean wit' tongue, then have to eat a piece of cold gravel...

27 May 2012 03:09 PM
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