This man does not have high ambitions.

Well 'payday loans' are basically nothing more than legalized usury, anyways, so they could stand to be ripped off now and then.

Of course, if you are stupid enough to get stuck in that vicious cycle...

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Pay day loans are a great way to bridge the gap between paychecks when unexpected expenses arise. Last year my son was hit by a drunk driver while riding his bike in our cul-de-sac. If it weren't for pay day loans, we wouldn't have had the money to cover his funeral costs and he would've been incinerated by the state. Sure, you get "his" ashes, but they are mixed in with whoever else died that week and whatever roadkill DOT picked up. It's not the same. Sure, the money is expensive, but sometimes you need it.

This is an extended metaphor for him purchasing and eating a KFC Famous Bowl and then immediately having to use the shiatter, right?

In America, customer robs payday loan store.

It's a trap!

Payday loan store to the KFC?

Why not hit up the pawn shop, instant tax refund service, Cash for Gold shop, liquor store, and 8-Liner parlor I'm sure were in-between the two?

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Some men just want to watch the world burn.



"TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!!!"

spentmiles: Pay day loans are a great way to bridge the gap between paychecks when unexpected expenses arise.

Another great way to bridge the gap when unexpected expenses arise between paychecks: a savings account.

/The bank even gives YOU some interest (though admittedly not much these days)!

If he wanted to flush money down the toilet, he should've gotten a loan from the payday store

moothemagiccow: If he wanted to flush money down the toilet, he should've gotten a loan from the payday store

Or bought some KFC.

Daron Thomas thought that the police would never look for him at a KFC

So he's a Republican?

//done in one

cretinbob: So he's a Republican?

//done in one

Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

So he decided to flush the money down the toilet literally instead of figuratively by going to a payday loan.

Drtfa, but if its a KFC, one can assume the toilets are already clogged.

Trance750: Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

LOL
You win this thread

Any time you purchase the overpriced bird at KFC, you're flushing money down the toilet.

I'm sure the money went down the toilet more smoothly than most of whatever goes down there after people eat KFC.

dosboot: Trance750: Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

LOL
You win this thread

Nah. I'm actually a card-carrying Dem. I just find it's stupid to try and interject politics, where not warrented.

Trance750: dosboot: Trance750: Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

LOL
You win this thread

Nah. I'm actually a card-carrying Dem. I just find it's stupid to try and interject politics, where not warrented.

i'm a card carrying medical marijuana patient
lets swap cards.

in the form of an election
EDWARDS 2012

Trance750: warrented

Well at least you are aware of the one of the foibles of your party.

A wise professor once told me that there usually is some truth behind stereotypes.

/Never voted Democrat and probably never will. Also never voted for the Right to Life Party.
/voted Liberal, Conservative, Libertarian, Republican, and "None of the Above"

Jon iz teh kewl: Trance750: dosboot: Trance750: Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

LOL
You win this thread

Nah. I'm actually a card-carrying Dem. I just find it's stupid to try and interject politics, where not warrented.

i'm a card carrying medical marijuana patient
lets swap cards.


I'm down with that.

dosboot: "None of the Above"

dosboot: Trance750: warrented

Well at least you are aware of the one of the foibles of your party.

A wise professor once told me that there usually is some truth behind stereotypes.

/Never voted Democrat and probably never will. Also never voted for the Right to Life Party.
/voted Liberal, Conservative, Libertarian, Republican, and "None of the Above"

i'm by myself alone
and realize i never need to use NO ONE
when it cmes todnw to my soul
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Did they charge him 400% intrest for the money he stole?

groppet: Did they charge him 400% intrest for the money he stole?

Maybe, but if it was Native Americans, it was probably closer to 1000%

hbk72777: groppet: Did they charge him 400% intrest for the money he stole?

Maybe, but if it was Native Americans, it was probably closer to 1000%

at least he forgot the sysntirosessttes and booze

Trance750: dosboot: Trance750: Must be a Democrat, since he flushed somebody else's money down the toilet

LOL
You win this thread

Nah. I'm actually a card-carrying Dem. I just find it's stupid to try and interject politics, where not warrented.

Or esoteric beers into Politics threads. But I agree with you here, too.

Eddie_Dean_NY: Payday loan store to the KFC?

Why not hit up the pawn shop, instant tax refund service, Cash for Gold shop, liquor store, and 8-Liner parlor I'm sure were in-between the two?

shot in the dark but i'm thinking messing with pawn shop or cash gold joint and many liquor stores would have you catching a round.

what is 8-Liner ?

KrispyKritter: Eddie_Dean_NY: Payday loan store to the KFC?

Why not hit up the pawn shop, instant tax refund service, Cash for Gold shop, liquor store, and 8-Liner parlor I'm sure were in-between the two?

shot in the dark but i'm thinking messing with pawn shop or cash gold joint and many liquor stores would have you catching a round.

what is 8-Liner ?

Pretty much. One of my ol' man's friends was a Pawn Shop owner and said one day some kid walked in and asked 'Have you been robbed, yet'

Without losing his cool, he replied 'I have you been shot yet? I have a rifle right under my desk'

KrispyKritter: Eddie_Dean_NY: Payday loan store to the KFC?

Why not hit up the pawn shop, instant tax refund service, Cash for Gold shop, liquor store, and 8-Liner parlor I'm sure were in-between the two?

shot in the dark but i'm thinking messing with pawn shop or cash gold joint and many liquor stores would have you catching a round.

what is 8-Liner ?

They're video slot machines that have results of nine simulated slot machine rollers (the term comes from the fact that there are eight ways to win-three horizontal lines, three vertical lines, and two diagonal lines-based upon the combination of images on the machine). You stick cash in and either get tokens, credits, or tickets for prizes. Or in some cases, straight up cash winnings.

They're pretty much illegal everywhere in the States, but the makers of the machines and the people who run the parlors are always trying to find ways around the local laws so they can make boatloads of cash off of them. Poor and old people love to gamble on the chance of winning a new TV or a $3,000 cash jackpot, but the house always wins in the end because they'll keep coming back and spending more money than they win in the long run. Usually these places are set up in low-rent strip centers near "instant cash" businesses like pay-day loans, pawn shops, instant tax refund places, or even Social Security and welfare offices. Half the time the same sleazeballs own all the businesses in the center, so the're making money hand-over-fist.

Trying to feel some outrage because a payday loan store got robbed. Or burned down. Or swallowed up by a gaping hole to the Fifth Bolgia (the Grafters) of Dante's Inferno.

Nope. Not feeling any.

Eddie_Dean_NY: KrispyKritter: Eddie_Dean_NY: Payday loan store to the KFC?

Why not hit up the pawn shop, instant tax refund service, Cash for Gold shop, liquor store, and 8-Liner parlor I'm sure were in-between the two?

shot in the dark but i'm thinking messing with pawn shop or cash gold joint and many liquor stores would have you catching a round.

what is 8-Liner ?

They're video slot machines that have results of nine simulated slot machine rollers (the term comes from the fact that there are eight ways to win-three horizontal lines, three vertical lines, and two diagonal lines-based upon the combination of images on the machine). You stick cash in and either get tokens, credits, or tickets for prizes. Or in some cases, straight up cash winnings.

They're pretty much illegal everywhere in the States, but the makers of the machines and the people who run the parlors are always trying to find ways around the local laws so they can make boatloads of cash off of them. Poor and old people love to gamble on the chance of winning a new TV or a $3,000 cash jackpot, but the house always wins in the end because they'll keep coming back and spending more money than they win in the long run. Usually these places are set up in low-rent strip centers near "instant cash" businesses like pay-day loans, pawn shops, instant tax refund places, or even Social Security and welfare offices. Half the time the same sleazeballs own all the businesses in the center, so the're making money hand-over-fist.

In Dallas, several 'slot houses' found a way around the system. Now most of the time, you just won prizes or what-not. But for those who were 'in the know' (this was never flat-out advertised), but you could cash in your winnings for a 'chip' and then they would direct you to a place where you could exchange the 'chip' for money.

That way they could legally say the slot house itself was not awarding the money

As a kfc employee and former victim of payday loan companies, I'm getting a kick....

Trance750

Pretty much. One of my ol' man's friends was a Pawn Shop owner and said one day some kid walked in and asked 'Have you been robbed, yet'

Without losing his cool, he replied 'I have you been shot yet? I have a rifle right under my desk'

Who the hell robs a pawn shop?

/Places are full of guns and the owners are criminals themselves.

studebaker hoch: Trance750

Pretty much. One of my ol' man's friends was a Pawn Shop owner and said one day some kid walked in and asked 'Have you been robbed, yet'

Without losing his cool, he replied 'I have you been shot yet? I have a rifle right under my desk'

Who the hell robs a pawn shop?

/Places are full of guns and the owners are criminals themselves.

Complete and total morons. The people you'll see on America's Dumbest Criminals.

You know that things are bad when you go from a buck a role toilet paper to a buck a wipe.

dosboot: Daron Thomas thought that the police would never look for him at a KFC
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Remember that scene in Raiders where they make off with Marian inin a basket? Maybe he's crazy like a fox...

No, no, no. If you're trying to get rid of a lot of money fast, flushing it is too slow. Burning it is faster, but if you really want to see money disappear quickly, you need to buy a boat.

Ok, I know this is completely strange but this reminded me... Anyone have a picture from an oooolllllddd Fark thread where a guy was hanging off of the back of his vehicle with a giant KFC bucket? I lost that folder of pics a long time ago and have been a little sad ever since.