Harmony, NC is harmonious... if you happen to be white. Bonus points for the KKK group holding the thing being based out of Eden, NC.

I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

The people who were doing it in the 20th century haven't died yet and they aren't done farking us over yet.

With that NC preacher guy talking about putting all the gays in an electric fence, I think a NC trifecta is in play.

GAT_00: Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

The people who were doing it in the 20th century haven't died yet and they aren't done farking us over yet.

And you don't believe there will be any more once those die off?

/if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

GAT_00: Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

The people who were doing it in the 20th century haven't died yet and they aren't done farking us over yet.

can we encourage them to take up dangerous hobbies?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

Because it's a choice, obviously. Just like how when I was 12, I made a choice to start thinking girls were attractive. I was like, hmmmmm, which team should I play for? And I chose team heterosexual.

Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

I thought it merged with the Republican party.

Welp, time go get out. (Is pretty much what I would be thinking if I saw that in my town newspaper.)

vpb: I thought it merged with the Republican party.

It did. But instead of KKK, they call it the "conservative base" now.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And you don't believe there will be any more once those die off?

I don't think people are genetically predisposed to be racists.

GAT_00: I don't think people are genetically predisposed to be racists.

Perhaps it's not genetic, but unquestionably racism spans generations

/I think it may just be human nature

No alcohol or drugs allowed? What do they do all day, just sit around talking about how awesome it is being white? Maybe grill some burgers?

*facepalm*

well it was mighty white of that newspaper to put their flyer above the fold on the front page for free.

Anyone else unsettled by the "Educators Make Plea For Funds" and "Nursing Assistants Ready To 'Make A Difference'" layouts?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: I don't think people are genetically predisposed to be racists.

Perhaps it's not genetic, but unquestionably racism spans generations

/I think it may just be human nature

There never was an effort to teach people that discrimination was wrong before the last two generations.

By the way, how can one procure this "free admition"?

I hate North Carolina Nazis.

Harmony used to host a terrific fiddlers convention in the '70's

Don't sound like Obama is gonna get a repeat in NC or VA

...but don't call them racists.

Evenbiggerknickers: By the way, how can one procure this "free admition"?

By being white, obviously.

broncoitis: Harmony used to host a terrific fiddlers convention in the '70's

They still do: These are just 'fiddlers' of a more nefarious persuasion.

I'll bring marshmallows. We can have Burning Cross S'mores.

Confabulat: No alcohol or drugs allowed? What do they do all day, just sit around talking about how awesome it is being white? Maybe grill some burgers?

Grilling is too ethnic...they'd bring some bologna sandwiches on white bread. Mayo only...Miracle Whip is a bit too spicy. And plain Lays potato chips...gotta be plain.

Do read the editorial on their website. Unless, of course, context would get in the way of derp.

/loved the Prisoner reference above

Phoenix87ta: Evenbiggerknickers: By the way, how can one procure this "free admition"?

By being white, obviously.

'free' is just another world for 'socialist'!

gotdamn KKK socalists.

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And you don't believe there will be any more once those die off?

I don't think people are genetically predisposed to be racists.

but inferiority complexes are pretty common are and thats what often drives racism. a White guy who sucks as a human being pretty much has to be racist to have someone to look down on, "sure I sleep with my sister and live in a roach infested trailer and can't get a job because I can't read but at least I ain't colored!"- that is your average Klan member.

The leadership is a different story, they are mostly exploitative race baiters. Think white versions of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Added bonus that the KKK coming to Harmony is based in Eden.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

By converting everyone around them to teh gey stupid head!

Weaver95: GAT_00: Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

The people who were doing it in the 20th century haven't died yet and they aren't done farking us over yet.

can we encourage them to take up dangerous hobbies?

Like setting fire to crosses while wearing loose-fitting clothing?

Mr.Tangent: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

By converting everyone around them to teh gey stupid head!

wait - I thought gays reproduced asexually? you know, they eat enough tofu and then split right down the middle and become TWO gay people.

Weaver95: I was hoping the KKK would just fade away....it's the gotdamn 21st century. we've got fricking smart phones! people should be smarter than this whole 20th century hatin' on the minorities crap.

No, they won't as long as these idiots find mates.

Weaver95: Mr.Tangent: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

By converting everyone around them to teh gey stupid head!

wait - I thought gays reproduced asexually? you know, they eat enough tofu and then split right down the middle and become TWO FAAAAABULOUS gay people.

FTFY

I'm pretty sure Harmony was a sundown town until the 1970s.

We get it. He's black.

Remember to bring your Skittles!

How many Klansmen does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change the bulb and 99 to solemnly watch it burn.

/Apple needs a burning cross app.

This thread needs a shopped Eharmony ad

ambassador_ahab: MaudlinMutantMollusk: if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

Because it's a choice, obviously. Just like how when I was 12, I made a choice to start thinking girls were attractive. I was like, hmmmmm, which team should I play for? And I chose team heterosexual.

I think making a choice in the first place is a mistake. You just end up halving the playing field.

Makh: Welp, time go get out. (Is pretty much what I would be thinking if I saw that in my town newspaper.)

Excellent work, Makh.

It's time for the Klan adapt. There are too many reasons to hate people that don't involve the color of someone's skin or their religion. I'm proud to say that I hate stupid people, women who insist on putting me in the friend zone, rapists, child molesters and all politicians regardless of race or religion.

Honestly, if someone ever told me that they hate me because I was black/white/Muslim/etc. I would do my level best to stay out of their way. And, on these rare times when our paths had to cross, I would do my level best to give them a real reason to dislike me.

How else can these white dudes lash out when their daughters are hanging out with dark dudes down the road?

Phoenix87ta: Evenbiggerknickers: By the way, how can one procure this "free admition"?

By being white, obviously.

They aren't anti The Coloreds and Jews, they are just Pro White.

Think of them as CAIR for whitey.

Uchiha_Cycliste: ambassador_ahab: MaudlinMutantMollusk: if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

Because it's a choice, obviously. Just like how when I was 12, I made a choice to start thinking girls were attractive. I was like, hmmmmm, which team should I play for? And I chose team heterosexual.

I think making a choice in the first place is a mistake. You just end up halving the playing field.

You canNOT be Team Edward AND Team Jacob.

ambassador_ahab: MaudlinMutantMollusk: if homosexuals don't reproduce, why are there still homosexuals?

Because it's a choice, obviously. Just like how when I was 12, I made a choice to start thinking girls were attractive. I was like, hmmmmm, which team should I play for? And I chose team heterosexual.

I don't know about the others, but I was recruited...

/I'm that good

At least they care about the enviroment.

I bet they'll have plenty of whine to serve up. I wonder, do dentists go to these affairs ambulance chasing patients?