Most likely A&E

Coming soon: Food F*ckers

Why isn't there an entire network devoted to this state?

So being Florida, they're what...looking for people who eat three moderate, nutritious meals a day? Good luck with that.

Too bad he died. That's certainly an "atypical relationship with food".

Is this going to be another "I eat couch foam" or "I hoard used cat litter boxes" ? I hope so, quality must be maintained.

sending in his application now

NatGeo Taboo.

QED

Seen running to apply:

They could just grab the naked face eater from last night's Fark article.

I hope they do an entire episode of fat guys getting peanut butter
licked off their taints by dogs

Lipspinach: I hope they do an entire episode of fat guys getting peanut butter
licked off their taints by dogs

RULE #34

No exceptions!

Next on "I'm REEEEHHHEEEEEEEALLY Fat":...

I can't stop eating these: 140-calorie frozen veggie soufflés. I drench them in hot sauce and call it a delicious and satisfying meal. I doubt I'll be selected. It does not help that I have not entered.

Lipspinach: I hope they do an entire episode of fat guys getting peanut butter
licked off their taints by dogs

Hey, you said you wouldn't tell!