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27 May 2012 02:56 PM   |   13969 clicks   |   NJ.com
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Godscrack    [TotalFark]  
img820.imageshack.us

...and Hell followed with him.

27 May 2012 02:21 PM
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Snapper Carr     
i.imgur.com

Seriously underrated movie.

27 May 2012 02:59 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
I can understand a fading tan, but Ms. Parker seriously needs to get her nose clipped.

27 May 2012 03:01 PM
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LokiGwar     
Coochie Mama

27 May 2012 03:01 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Conquest. Nice to see prophecy being played out in our own time.

27 May 2012 03:01 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
arfsc.homestead.com

27 May 2012 03:01 PM
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The water was cold     
UsikFark: I can understand a fading tan, but Ms. Parker seriously needs to get her nose clipped.


Hilarity ensues:

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeaho rse.com/

27 May 2012 03:04 PM
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LeroyBourne    [TotalFark]  
ts4.mm.bing.net
COOCHIE MAMMMMA!!!

27 May 2012 03:10 PM
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traylor     
media.nj.com

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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27 May 2012 03:16 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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FARK is not your personal erotica site.

27 May 2012 03:18 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
So he's not an albino, just a horse of a different colour, like the Ghost Bears of the Queen Charlotte Islands?

27 May 2012 03:20 PM
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Mara See Mara Do     
"They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.

27 May 2012 03:20 PM
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walkerhound     
traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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This guy is so big, he could use the Eiffel tower as a butt-plug:
3.bp.blogspot.com

27 May 2012 03:20 PM
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Mr. Eugenides     
The father is an "Art Major"? Good thing he's got running skills or he'd be asking if you want fries with that.

27 May 2012 03:21 PM
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A Non Amos     
"My first reaction was 'uh-oh,'" said farm owner Mark Mullen, "I thought someone had mixed up the vials. Standardbreds usually come in 50 shades of brown, never white."

/Fun with artificial insemination. Now that's on my bucket list.

27 May 2012 03:23 PM
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Hector Felix     
i1086.photobucket.com

27 May 2012 03:24 PM
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largedon     
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

27 May 2012 03:25 PM
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urban.derelict     
And it's name, it said on it, was "death"

/"Dawn of the Dead" remake

27 May 2012 03:33 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
The water was cold: Hilarity ensues:

You can see the scar from her last clipping, it looks like they had to Bobbitt.

27 May 2012 03:34 PM
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jet_silver     
They say she comes on a pale horse, but I'm sure I hear a train.

27 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Hector Felix     
Looks like this little war bonnet foal.
i1086.photobucket.com

27 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Eugoogoolizer     
Horse needs a name, they expect a lot from him. Hmmm, I'm thinkging..,White Power!

/ducks

27 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Coco LaFemme     
Someone named their horse "Coochie Mama"? Did they know what coochie is slang for, or is that the reason they chose it? Just bizarre. The horse is beautiful, though.

27 May 2012 03:34 PM
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DrGunsforHands     
Mara See Mara Do: "They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.


I second Binky.

27 May 2012 03:35 PM
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Mantour     
The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!

27 May 2012 03:35 PM
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MayoSlather    [TotalFark]  
What an amazing horse...guessing it tastes like raisins.

27 May 2012 03:38 PM
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Aeonite    [TotalFark]  
"The colt even has his own Facebook page under the name "White Foal.""

I don't think the colt is old enough to use Facebook.

27 May 2012 03:40 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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With a turducken inside of that.

27 May 2012 03:41 PM
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brewswane     
He said he had never seen a white horse before??!!

27 May 2012 03:45 PM
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eggrolls     
MayoSlather: What an amazing horse...guessing it tastes like raisins.

SHUT UP WOMAN

27 May 2012 03:46 PM
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Posh Naranek     
blogs.discovermagazine.com

Oh dear. A glitch in the Matrix.

27 May 2012 03:49 PM
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jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
UsikFark: traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

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FARK is not your personal erotica site.


You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

27 May 2012 03:51 PM
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HotWingAgenda     
They should name it Last Dying Gasp of a Politically Incorrect and Financially Ailing Industry

27 May 2012 03:52 PM
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Wolfmanjames    [TotalFark]  
Someone warn Danyeris before it's too late!

27 May 2012 03:52 PM
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LouisZepher     
Mara See Mara Do: "They call me Mort."

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

/Horse should be named Binky.


Came for Pratchett...

27 May 2012 03:54 PM
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Candygram4Mongo     
Looks like a white unicorn, which has had its horn pilfered by the king of Siam... to make the greatest aphrodisiac that's ever been...

But the news reports never mentioned that, because then people would look at them funny.

/hey, stop looking at me funny...

27 May 2012 03:59 PM
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Delta Whiskey     
Do I hear chiming hooves?

/Oh please Choose me?

27 May 2012 04:04 PM
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Thats an 827     
Anthony Quinn?

Great flick.

27 May 2012 04:05 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
HotWingAgenda: They should name it Last Dying Gasp of a Politically Incorrect and Financially Ailing Industry

images.wikia.com

A roadapple a day keeps the city slickers away

27 May 2012 04:07 PM
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Pitabred     
Mantour: The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!


What? There are lots of white horses born. This is just a white standardbred, a breed that typically isn't white, hence the news. But hey, who am I to pooh-pooh you trying to link it to your crazy superstitions...

27 May 2012 04:10 PM
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kg     
upload.wikimedia.org

27 May 2012 04:10 PM
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namegoeshere     
His name shall be Shadowfax. He will bear a human rider only if he wishes to bear one.

27 May 2012 04:11 PM
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Snarfangel     
Eugoogoolizer: Horse needs a name, they expect a lot from him. Hmmm, I'm thinkging..,White Power!

/ducks


Great White Hope.

27 May 2012 04:15 PM
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humanshrapnel     

27 May 2012 04:17 PM
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Need_MindBleach     
So is it an albino, or a regular white horse? Cause if it's the former it's not really a good thing.

27 May 2012 04:22 PM
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snake_beater     
Pitabred: Mantour: The Revelation
of St. John the Divine

6

The Seals
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: Zech. 1.8 ; 6.3 and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.


IT'S in REVELATIONS PEOPLE!

What? There are lots of white horses born. This is just a white standardbred, a breed that typically isn't white, hence the news. But hey, who am I to pooh-pooh you trying to link it to your crazy superstitions...


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27 May 2012 04:28 PM
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JRoo     
i.telegraph.co.uk

Silver? Nah, too obvious.

27 May 2012 04:41 PM
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DreamyAltarBoy    [TotalFark]  
Let me know when one of these survives.

Lethal White

27 May 2012 04:41 PM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
jim32rr: UsikFark: traylor: [media.nj.com image 640x426]

It is just 18 days old on this pic. Now just image that little one inside the big one.

...

FARK is not your personal erotica site.

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.


Thanks.

27 May 2012 04:43 PM
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ruta     
I wondered "why the big deal about a white horse?" then whiled away too much time reading up on Wikipedia about white horses. Apparently a lot of the horses I assumed were white are "grey" (white hair, black skin) and true white horses (white hair, white skin) are not all that common. Then there's a "lethal white syndrome" that kills the horse within a few days after birth because the GI tract just doesn't work. Hopefully this little horsey is pooping normally.

And I guess if you've spent all of your horse-career time around a breed that is never anything but a thousand shades of brown, a white horse is rather a big deal.

27 May 2012 04:45 PM
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