Okay, that's pretty creepy.

I thought this was going to be about one of my old co-workers for a second. They liked wearing matching pantsuits though.

I can see two sides of this issue and would not wish to be the judge of it and hope you also would not be the judge of it until you consider both of the sides. The first side of this says that yes there are studies that suggest that those who are similar to each other are more likely to stay together for the longer term but the other side of this says that if you are similar at the highest degree to the other it becomes the virtual incestualness and at this point is no longer the safer thing.

The first side of this would take from the work of the evolutionary psychologists including Buss and others who have done the examination of this issue and have found that if you smell like the father of the other person then you are more of the likely person to obtain the attraction from others and the reason for this is due to the likeness of the immune systems. Now I know what you will say here to this comment and that is BUT MEOW THEY HAVE THE SIMILAR CLOTHING AND NOT THE SIMILAR IMMUNE SYSTEM. And to this I use the argument that comes up in every thread on the Fark.com website when a scientific study provides an individual with a finding that he or she fails to agree with and that is correlation does not equal the causal relationship so I say unto you how do you know that perhaps we do not choose the clothing of us based on the immune system of we?

Now the other side of this upon which I would have you do the consideration of is that many twins dress in similar clothing when they are children and we should not encourage the sexual perversions. Perhaps many of you have the fetish of having the twin upon which you did not absorb in the womb and being the lover of this individual but listen to me this is not to the evolutionary advantage of the human beings of race of humans. So perhaps these individuals are quite the freaks of the nature that they have found each other and are acting out this behavior which should never once again be in the encouragement of others.

Or perhaps there is just too much looking into this and we should leave these two alone and be the happy individuals for them. This is not more to ask than can be handled by you. I am happy for these. They have quite the milestone of 65 years. Many of the TotalFark.com do not even live this long due to massive heart conditions much less contain the moral values and the sanity to make the marriage last this long.

What do you think of this issue as I welcome dissension upon you if you do not agree with the statements I have made against this beautiful couple. May they be blessed by the deity of the choosing of you.

The options were limited because nobody else wants to talk to people wearing matching outfits.

Ok, maybe the Brazilian Beach Volleyball team are an exception.

meow said the dog: I can see two sides of this issue and would not wish to be the judge of it and hope you also would not be the judge of it until you consider both of the sides. The first side of this says that yes there are studies that suggest that those who are similar to each other are more likely to stay together for the longer term but the other side of this says that if you are similar at the highest degree to the other it becomes the virtual incestualness and at this point is no longer the safer thing.

The first side of this would take from the work of the evolutionary psychologists including Buss and others who have done the examination of this issue and have found that if you smell like the father of the other person then you are more of the likely person to obtain the attraction from others and the reason for this is due to the likeness of the immune systems. Now I know what you will say here to this comment and that is BUT MEOW THEY HAVE THE SIMILAR CLOTHING AND NOT THE SIMILAR IMMUNE SYSTEM. And to this I use the argument that comes up in every thread on the Fark.com website when a scientific study provides an individual with a finding that he or she fails to agree with and that is correlation does not equal the causal relationship so I say unto you how do you know that perhaps we do not choose the clothing of us based on the immune system of we?

Now the other side of this upon which I would have you do the consideration of is that many twins dress in similar clothing when they are children and we should not encourage the sexual perversions. Perhaps many of you have the fetish of having the twin upon which you did not absorb in the womb and being the lover of this individual but listen to me this is not to the evolutionary advantage of the human beings of race of humans. So perhaps these individuals are quite the freaks of the nature that they have found each other and are acting out this behavior which should never once again be in the encouragement of others.

O ...

I'm still uncertain of WTF I'm reading,but it's immensely entertaining.

Everytime I see couples dressed in matching outfits I want to punch the male in his balls, then I realize he doesn't have them anymore, they're in her purse.

Sometimes bliss isn't what it's cracked up to be.

The perfect marriage:

A blind woman and a deaf man

A joke that's older than time itself.

Krymson Tyde: Everytime I see couples dressed in matching outfits I want to punch the male in his balls, then I realize he doesn't have them anymore, they're in her purse.

Have you tried punching her purse and seeing if the guy winces?

Oh how cute.

Kill them. Kill them with fire.

Might as well burn the wanna-be novelist above in this thread, too.

I'm thinking the secret to this marriage is that she was married when she was 16 and did not have any other comparisons

A Fremont couple have a unique way of expressing their love.

First the English invent our number agreement rules, then they invent a way to fark them up. Dear journalists: Please stop this shiat.

meow said the dog: I can see two sides of this issue and would not wish to be the judge of it and hope you also would not be the judge of it until you consider both of the sides. The first side of this says that yes there are studies that suggest that those who are similar to each other are more likely to stay together for the longer term but the other side of this says that if you are similar at the highest degree to the other it becomes the virtual incestualness and at this point is no longer the safer thing.

The first side of this would take from the work of the evolutionary psychologists including Buss and others who have done the examination of this issue and have found that if you smell like the father of the other person then you are more of the likely person to obtain the attraction from others and the reason for this is due to the likeness of the immune systems. Now I know what you will say here to this comment and that is BUT MEOW THEY HAVE THE SIMILAR CLOTHING AND NOT THE SIMILAR IMMUNE SYSTEM. And to this I use the argument that comes up in every thread on the Fark.com website when a scientific study provides an individual with a finding that he or she fails to agree with and that is correlation does not equal the causal relationship so I say unto you how do you know that perhaps we do not choose the clothing of us based on the immune system of we?

Now the other side of this upon which I would have you do the consideration of is that many twins dress in similar clothing when they are children and we should not encourage the sexual perversions. Perhaps many of you have the fetish of having the twin upon which you did not absorb in the womb and being the lover of this individual but listen to me this is not to the evolutionary advantage of the human beings of race of humans. So perhaps these individuals are quite the freaks of the nature that they have found each other and are acting out this behavior which should never once again be in the encouragement of others.

Or per ...

I've been trying to get Mrs Bunny to wear assless chaps for years

If you looked up whipped in the dictionary,his picture isn't there
cuz his ol lady wouldnt let him get the picture taken

If you hate this story, you have no sense of humor or fun, and you'll likely end up bitter and/or alone.

When you run out of bliss.

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: If you hate this story, you have no sense of humor or fun, and you'll likely end up bitter and/or alone.

What do you mean end up?

My Ex boyfriend's dad and stepmom used to dress alike. Not just tie matching dress - they'd be as identical as possible. I'm pretty sure it was her idea. He always looked a bit embarrassed by it. Also she was a biatch.

I'm so glad that relationship didn't make it. I don't think I could have stood them as in laws.

The clothes are a result of their finding the secret to being married. The real secret is to find somebody as farked up as you are and run with it.

meow said the dog: I can see two sides of this issue and would not wish to be the judge of it and hope you also would not be the judge of it until you consider both of the sides. The first side of this says that yes there are studies that suggest that those who are similar to each other are more likely to stay together for the longer term but the other side of this says that if you are similar at the highest degree to the other it becomes the virtual incestualness and at this point is no longer the safer thing.

The first side of this would take from the work of the evolutionary psychologists including Buss and others who have done the examination of this issue and have found that if you smell like the father of the other person then you are more of the likely person to obtain the attraction from others and the reason for this is due to the likeness of the immune systems. Now I know what you will say here to this comment and that is BUT MEOW THEY HAVE THE SIMILAR CLOTHING AND NOT THE SIMILAR IMMUNE SYSTEM. And to this I use the argument that comes up in every thread on the Fark.com website when a scientific study provides an individual with a finding that he or she fails to agree with and that is correlation does not equal the causal relationship so I say unto you how do you know that perhaps we do not choose the clothing of us based on the immune system of we?

Now the other side of this upon which I would have you do the consideration of is that many twins dress in similar clothing when they are children and we should not encourage the sexual perversions. Perhaps many of you have the fetish of having the twin upon which you did not absorb in the womb and being the lover of this individual but listen to me this is not to the evolutionary advantage of the human beings of race of humans. So perhaps these individuals are quite the freaks of the nature that they have found each other and are acting out this behavior which should never once again be in the encouragement of others.

Or perhaps there is just too much looking into this and we should leave these two alone and be the happy individuals for them. This is not more to ask than can be handled by you. I am happy for these. They have quite the milestone of 65 years. Many of the TotalFark.com do not even live this long due to massive heart conditions much less contain the moral values and the sanity to make the marriage last this long.

What do you think of this issue as I welcome dissension upon you if you do not agree with the statements I have made against this beautiful couple. May they be blessed by the deity of the choosing of you.

Your farking awesome. For the reals. This spoke to me in ways I never thought possible for a post to say.

It's just a matching tie. Probably uses the left over material from her outfit to make a tie because she want to use it up.

Dawwwww

/ You cynics and haters don't need to spread your joyless misery with us

No way - they're from Nebraska? Get out!

My Husker relatives don't understand why I perpetually roll my eyes at their strange, humid state.

Went to make fun of this to hubby.... then I noticed we were both wearing black pants, blue long sleeve shirts and slippers.

I have learned that if you wear nothing, you can also achieve marital bliss.

NotARocketScientist: Went to make fun of this to hubby.... then I noticed we were both wearing black pants, blue long sleeve shirts and slippers.



/ We hope not like those

Krymson Tyde: Everytime I see couples dressed in matching outfits I want to punch the male in his balls, then I realize he doesn't have them anymore, they're in her purse.

As to the punching in the balls thing, please don't. I still have them.

For whatever reason (honestly no idea) but I or my wife can leave early in the morning when the other is asleep and when one of us gets back a lot of the time we are wearing similar colors (again, no idea why) but it happens frequently. Neither of us knows what the other is wearing but it just kind of happens. Both my wife and I have noticed it. It's odd.

Nothing about being a lady in public and a complete slut-bag in the sheets?

NotARocketScientist: Went to make fun of this to hubby.... then I noticed we were both wearing black pants, blue long sleeve shirts and slippers.


You and the hubby apparently do the same thing as my wife and I do. Again, it's odd but it happens. A lot.

Smeggy Smurf: The real secret is to find somebody as farked up as you are and run with it.

Right here, folks, the wisdom of the ages.

Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

Anyway, if you're going to take it personal, why do you care so much what you wear? What sort of preening Narcissus are you that you won't change your tie for your significant other? The way I see it, if she wants me to wear a certain tie, then she clearly cares more than me.

I May Be Crazy But...: Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

You haven't read many fark marriage threads have you? Most farkers are bitter people who got their asses handed to them in the divorce.

The reason it works is it makes them both much less attractive to others, so the odds of an affair drops dramatically.

gingerjet: I May Be Crazy But...: Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

You haven't read many fark marriage threads have you? Most farkers are bitter people who got their asses handed to them in the divorce.

There are a few farkers and farkettes who have found each other, got married, and feed on each others bitterness. It's beautiful. *wipes tear*

Meet the family...

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: If you hate this story, you have no sense of humor or fun, and you'll likely end up bitter and/or alone.

So what's your point?

cowgirl toffee: gingerjet: I May Be Crazy But...: Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

You haven't read many fark marriage threads have you? Most farkers are bitter people who got their asses handed to them in the divorce.

There are a few farkers and farkettes who have found each other, got married, and feed on each others bitterness. It's beautiful. *wipes tear*

That's terrible. Anyone who married a farkette must not be a real man. He's probably a cringing, gutless wimp to be married to a shrill harpy like that.


(Joking, of course. I just want so desperately to fit in.)

I May Be Crazy But...: cowgirl toffee: gingerjet: I May Be Crazy But...: ...

That's terrible. Anyone who married a farkette must not be a real man. He's probably a cringing, gutless wimp to be married to a shrill harpy like that.


(Joking, of course. I just want so desperately to fit in.)

Well, I can't argue that I'm not a shrill harpy. :P

Don't worry... one day you'll find your own shrill harpy and you will instantly know... she's the one. Then... you'll spend 1/2 of your savings just to get that biatch out of your life. See? Love is beautiful. :P

NotARocketScientist: Went to make fun of this to hubby.... then I noticed we were both wearing black pants, blue long sleeve shirts and slippers.

Mrs Clam and I occasionally discover that we're wearing the same thing--such as jeans and a green polo shirt. The person who got dressed second has to change.

I May Be Crazy But...: Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

Anyway, if you're going to take it personal, why do you care so much what you wear? What sort of preening Narcissus are you that you won't change your tie for your significant other? The way I see it, if she wants me to wear a certain tie, then she clearly cares more than me.

Happy future golden anniversary!

FTFA "Every day," Mel said. "Every day, my tie matches her dress."

Who the fark still wears a tie?

cowgirl toffee: Well, I can't argue that I'm not a shrill harpy. :P

Don't worry... one day you'll find your own shrill harpy and you will instantly know... she's the one. Then... you'll spend 1/2 of your savings just to get that biatch out of your life. See? Love is beautiful. :P

I may shed a single tear for the beauty and nobility of it all.

meow said the dog: I can see two sides of this issue and would not wish to be the judge of it and hope you also would not be the judge of it until you consider both of the sides. The first side of this says that yes there are studies that suggest that those who are similar to each other are more likely to stay [redacted for sanity].


I have a theory: Meow's posts start out as normal English, then get translated to Japanese, then back to English. There could be some other language in the middle, but you get my point. For example, here's TFA put through the English-Japanese-English filter:


A couple of Fremont, has a unique way to express their love. They say it is part of the glue that holds together nearly 65 years of their marriage.

Long, sustainable blueprint for marriage, but there do not know, for Mel and Joey Schwanke, in their closet, which contains the major components of the trade union.

Half dozens of years over the past three years, you can find two that match the dress. Mel tie it means to be an exact match of the dress of Joey.

"We, even if there are no costumes to match, do not have the courage to go somewhere," said Mel said.

It has a matching dress of the two custom-made 146 at the start, but they have been wearing them for too long, they do not remember.

"We did not because it was before you travel to '76, let's look at ..." Joey said.

"Oh goodness sake, I do not remember what occurred the first costume that," Mel said.

These days, it will take a few extra minutes to find a match from time to time, 81-year-old Joey Mel and 86-year-old, always avoid it.

"Every day," Mel said. "Every day, my tie would match her dress."

Floral tie or dress is not a coincidence. Owns a flower shop for over sixty years Schwankes, has operated. Since 1896 it has been to the family of Joey Schwanke.


I could be wrong. In any case, he's / she's awesome.

Jackal_N: I May Be Crazy But...: Wow, a whole lot of you are pretty dang bitter. They enjoy it, so leave them to it.

Anyway, if you're going to take it personal, why do you care so much what you wear? What sort of preening Narcissus are you that you won't change your tie for your significant other? The way I see it, if she wants me to wear a certain tie, then she clearly cares more than me.

Happy future golden anniversary!

Only if I'm real lucky. And she's patient, and tolerant, and forgiving, and ... and I have no hope. I'm going to go cry now. Please don't point and laugh.

gingerjet: Who the fark still wears a tie?

Adult men.

I May Be Crazy But...: cowgirl toffee: ...

I may shed a single tear for the beauty and nobility of it all.

You may want to consider "tear fractions". A whole tear might be too much to shed on that. :P

cowgirl toffee: I May Be Crazy But...: cowgirl toffee: ...

I may shed a single tear for the beauty and nobility of it all.

You may want to consider "tear fractions". A whole tear might be too much to shed on that. :P

Well, I have a tear surplus because I'm a real man who never cries so I can afford a whole tear for it.