That is impressive. Just imagine how annoying it'd be if you're 2nd in the queue at the bar and the person in front orders some of that. I do hate people who order cocktails that take ages to make. Just let me get my beer first :(

Serious skills, for sure.

I asked for a draft and a triple tequila.

Shtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Holy crap. Reality TV sucks balls in many different countries.

Ukraine's Got Talent features alcohol-related acts?

who'd've thunk it?

Just make me my damn drink already.

Here's a shiny new quarter for your juggling skillz.

What a waste......just pour some farkin 101 and get on wit it....

Okay. Can I get that beer now?

Competitive bartending exists so jugglers can get laid.

So, Russia has a Tom Cruise also? How sad.

Approves.

Hey asshole, this ain't cocktail and you ain't tom cruise. Fetch my beer and fark off.

/neato trick.

Mark Ratner: Here's a shiny new quarter for your juggling skillz.

My thoughts, too. I was like "Wow...he can juggle empty bottles".

Great juggler. Shtif-tty bartender

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Approves.

By fark, are those freckled tits? The fabled freckled chest? If that is real, then I shall die a spent man.

Why do they think I want to see the faces of either of those two bimbos while this juggler does his bartending act?

That's annoying as hell. Just mix my damn drink (if you call whiskey on the rocks mixing that is), keep them coming, and I'll tip the hell out of your service.

Ones who complain here had some seriously crappy bartenders in their time, whiners.

Flashy bartenders aren't doing this crap for their regulars, whiners. They do it because many localities have 'best bartender' awards and such. Its the same reason I learned to carry a pyramid of pint glasses on a round, small drink tray. A few events with free alcohol and a possibility at a prize. You alcys get your drink ASAP, because only the newcomers and women are impressed by the show.

Delta Bravo alert.
I'll have a beer, thank you.
No, you don't have to twirl that one for me.

He would never work in any establishment I've ever worked at.

Been Done.



AND

Who farked up the Nirvana song?

sprgrss: He would never work in any establishment I've ever worked at.

Right, because the ability to do something like this necessitates that he does it no matter what. Thankfully busboys aren't in charge of hiring practices.

If I have to listen to techno Nirvana, you're gonna have to make with the booze faster. Not to mention there's no booze in those bottles. I'd love to see his act with varying levels of booze in each bottle.

PacManDreaming: Mark Ratner: Here's a shiny new quarter for your juggling skillz.

My thoughts, too. I was like "Wow...he can juggle empty bottles".

I tried to look at that after thinking the same thing...am not sure if they're empty. Gonna re-watch now to see if there's any vodak in them thar bottles...

Yep, there is

That's juggling, not bartending.

Farking 5 minutes to get a shot of tokillya? Fark that no tip you douchebag

At what point do you step behind the bar, punch him in the face, and make your own damn drink?

Poison Appleseeds: At what point do you step behind the bar, punch him in the face, and make your own damn drink?

You let the bouncer do it for you so you don't get 86'd for decking a shiatstain on the barstool of life.

"Seriously? A techno-remix on a Eastern European talent show?"


/actually, I loved it

Bucknutz: That's juggling, not bartending.

this

I've seen this guy in Vegas. It's neat to see in person.

Youtube

Link

Definitely juggling and not bartending. Weighted bottles. The pour thing he does at the end you could learn in 5 minutes and is just plain gross.

"Here, let me put these tins inside each other that I've had my hands all over and pour you drinks off of and from them.

/amateur hour

I'd juggle his cocktail.

Impressive.
Give me my damn drink.

Yeah, that's great and all but could you just pour my farking drink?

Yeah but did the drink taste good?

That's the flashiest? Really? I always thought the flashiest guys were the ones who could/would doubleshot your whiskey for free.

Eshy: Definitely juggling and not bartending. Weighted bottles. The pour thing he does at the end you could learn in 5 minutes and is just plain gross.

"Here, let me put these tins inside each other that I've had my hands all over and pour you drinks off of and from them.

/amateur hour

Got a video of you doing better?

Dale DeGroff frowns at your shenanigans...

Only three...amateur.

if I had his last name, I'd change it to Novashift.

Teufelaffe: RoyBatty: Why do they think I want to see the faces of either of those two bimbos while this juggler does his bartending act?

OK, you keep watching the juggler and I'll keep my eyes on her:
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/hot like a Ukrainian businesswoman

Yes, I see your point.

Hey, that's great. But this is empty .*points at glass*

Ok, so how far off are the yield numbers if this fuggin yahoo is spinning the bottles, slinging the precious booze all over?