I love instant karma

There's am app for that, you know. (Finding your iPhone, not for hitting nuns. Though a hitting nuns app would be awesome...)

Phone police?

Badly shaken, the driver of the other vehicle had trouble dialing police. A passerby who offered to help made off with his iPhone, police said.

Not to say the driver does not deserve this, but imagine this happening to the nun. The thief just preyed on someone during an accident. Hope the thief gets struck by a car who drives off.

Way to godify yer phone, lightweight.

You dumb down Americas, no?

Slash that.

;)

Vangor: Badly shaken, the driver of the other vehicle had trouble dialing police. A passerby who offered to help made off with his iPhone, police said.

Not to say the driver does not deserve this, but imagine this happening to the nun. The thief just preyed on someone during an accident. Hope the thief gets struck by a car who drives off.

Oldschoolspeaks.

Steel.

Fist.

;)(

Indubitably: Way to godify yer phone, lightweight.

You dumb down Americas, no?

Slash that.

;)

What the hell did you just say?
Also, this took place in Toronto, Canada.

Badly shaken, the driver of the other vehicle had trouble dialing police.

Nice way to delay treatment of the injured.

How is this amusing to anyone other than a serial killer or a thirty-something submitter that still likes to use a magnifying glass to pop pill bugs?

Fell In Love With a Chair: Indubitably: Way to godify yer phone, lightweight.

You dumb down Americas, no?

Slash that.

;)

What the hell did you just say?
Also, this took place in Toronto, Canada.

Americas, much?

Meh.

;)

I submitted this with a funnier headline. Exact same link too!

"Hey is that an iPhone 4S you're trying to dial the police on? Here, let me dial them for you, you just relax."

Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

I normally don't condone theft, but if the wreck happened because the driver using said phone, then I say "GOOD!"

...but if the wreck happened because the driver was using said phone...



/FTFM

Benevolent Misanthrope: There's am app for that, you know. (Finding your iPhone, not for hitting nuns. Though a hitting nuns app would be awesome...)

Yes - but you have to opt-in for it to work.

/the Find My iPhone app
//hitting nuns doesn't require opt-in

Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

"The victim, 60, had minor injuries but was taken to hospital as a precaution."

Amazing reading comprehension there, slim.

Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

Perhaps you should go back and read TFA

Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

The next step is to use the stolen phone to make death threats against government officials after downloading child porn. If you're going to fark with somebody, do it right.

Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

Wow, which story did you read?

At least the guy had the decency to stop and try to get help.

"The robbery suspect, described as black, with a skinny build and braids, was last seen running south on Keele St."

leevis: At least the guy had the decency to stop and try to get help.

Yeah, I kind of figured this was someone who tried to flee the scene and there was some strange story of vigilantism behind this which lead to his arrest, but nope. Guy stopped, was too shaken to call, and someone preyed on someone else during an accident.

RedPhoenix122: I love instant karma

Its gonna knock you right on the head...

leevis: At least the guy had the decency to stop and try to get help.

This. At least it wasn't a hit & nun...

/I'm sorry

/They released a picture of the suspect

What Plants Crave: leevis: At least the guy had the decency to stop and try to get help.

This. At least it wasn't a hit & nun...

/I'm sorry

You should be.

Knock-arma is a biatch, man.

Seriously.

I aim to make things right, even if I have to wipe the planet, man. 'Tis up to you, really...

;)

Zoomaster: [t0.gstatic.com image 198x255]

/They released a picture of the suspect

See?

Asteroid incoming...

;)

Vangor: Badly shaken, the driver of the other vehicle had trouble dialing police. A passerby who offered to help made off with his iPhone, police said.

Not to say the driver does not deserve this, but imagine this happening to the nun. The thief just preyed on someone during an accident. Hope the thief gets struck by a car who drives off.


No, no, no.

It's like rock, paper, scissors.

The phone robber needs to get his nose broken by a nun.


Of course in the standard game of "car, nun, robber", people who know each other will tie upwards of 75-80 percent of the time. That's why I recommend, "car, nun, robber, wino, cop".

gingerjet: Benevolent Misanthrope: There's am app for that, you know. (Finding your iPhone, not for hitting nuns. Though a hitting nuns app would be awesome...)

Yes - but you have to opt-in for it to work.

/the Find My iPhone app
//hitting nuns doesn't require opt-in

Yeah - and it's the only thing I specifically opted in for. It's worth it to me to find my iPad and/or iPhone whenever I lay it down somewhere in the house and start panicking after 15 minutes of looking.

/The Find my iPhone app, that is. The nuns have no business knowing my location when I hit them.

The water was cold: I normally don't condone theft, but if the wreck happened because the driver using said phone, then I say "GOOD!"

It doesn't matter if he was using the phone or not. He ran a red light. That is worse.

Hypothetical Imperative: Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

Wow, which story did you read?

The nun-murdering one, apparently. Alternate universes intersect more frequently on Fark during long weekends.

Misstep'd?

Heh.

Violence fails.

Asteroid hails.

Maybe next time you'll show respect.

Friends, the bounds of friendship are tenuous, and so it is.

Froid?

;)

Gyrfalcon: Hypothetical Imperative: Lost Thought 00: Getting your phone stolen totally makes up for you being a murderer

Wow, which story did you read?

The nun-murdering one, apparently. Alternate universes intersect more frequently on Fark during long weekends.

Twenty seconds apart...

That's enough.

;)

Harry_Seldon: "The robbery suspect, described as black, with a skinny build and braids, was last seen running south on Keele St."

Was he holding his pants up with one hand as he ran?

Benevolent Misanthrope: a hitting nuns app would be awesome...

"I knew Batman wasn't that tough."

I think I just saw him at KFC

So this guy comes upon an accident scene, offers to help and robs those involved. If the nun had died, would the robber face culpibility in the death? I mean the red light runner obviously didn't mean to hurt anyone and did in fact stop. The nun was a victim twice over.

A nun? She had it coming.

/Recovering parochial school victim

Benevolent Misanthrope: There's am app for that, you know. (Finding your iPhone, not for hitting nuns. Though a hitting nuns app would be awesome...)

Ask and ye shall receive

If you do not lead by example, you will be hit by a figurative asteroid, mtf...

Try me.

;)

P.S. Knock-arma is a biatch, no?

Indubitably: If you do not lead by example, you will be hit by a figurative asteroid

Karmageddon?

"The robbery suspect, described as black, with a skinny build and braids, was last seen running south on Keele St."

They shouldn't have any problem finding him in Canada, I think there about four black people in the whole country.

Meh

I don't see where it says that the passerby didn't call for help.

Happy Hours: The water was cold: I normally don't condone theft, but if the wreck happened because the driver using said phone, then I say "GOOD!"

It doesn't matter if he was using the phone or not. He ran a red light. That is worse.

Not if he missed the red light BECAUSE he was looking at the cell phone, instead of paying attention to the road. I don't know if this is, in fact, the case (It's what I suspect). That's why I was being generous by saying "if".

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah - and it's the only thing I specifically opted in for. It's worth it to me to find my iPad and/or iPhone whenever I lay it down somewhere in the house and start panicking after 15 minutes of looking.

Same. Also useful for when you drop the iPhone in a snow bank in front of your house or in Vegas and some ass picks it up and flies back to a suburb in LA.

/I lose shiat often
//my iPhone 3G stayed in a snow bank for a month and still worked when I discovered it when the snow melted

buzzcut73: "The robbery suspect, described as black, with a skinny build and braids, was last seen running south on Keele St."

They shouldn't have any problem finding him in Canada, I think there about four black people in the whole country.

And they're all Degrassi cast members. Hard times for those kids if they're stealing phones now.

They took my rings, they took my Rolex, I looked at the brotha and said "damn what's next?"

The driver faces charged under the Highway Traffic Act, police said.

Was the reporter drunk when they wrote the story?

saturn badger: The driver faces charged under the Highway Traffic Act, police said.

Was the reporter drunk when they wrote the story?


The piece DID seem less *sunglasses* nun-committal than expected.

/_Yeeeeeeeeah!