Ashley Judd looks like she went bobbing for French fries!

Ten years ago .... yes.

Today .... not so much.

Might as well start with the best.

Nekkid Mrs. Franchitti

(do i really need to mention that this is nsfw?)

My neutrinos are drifting....

That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

amidoingitright?

fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

So, you're saying she's some kind of... Attention Whore?

They are the worst.

I think it was the fact that he appeared on Dan Lebatard is Highly Questionable recently that got him the win.

So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

You do not "luck in to" 3 Indy 500 wins.

Grables'Daughter: So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

Looked like it was going to be a fuel mileage race after Newgarden stalled with 36 to go. That went out the window when Ed Carpenter spun with 20 to go. Tony Kanaan passed everyone on a restart (it was incredible) and traded the lead with Dario a couple times. Marco wrecked himself with about 10 to go. On the restart Dario and Dixon passed Kanaan. Sato worked his way up to second and looked under Dario going into turn one on the last lap, but was a bit pinched and spun around, giving Dario the win. Dixon finished second and Kanaan finished third.

Grables'Daughter: So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

Yeah, I was passed out also after all the Danica references. DVR to the rescue! Sato was doing real well up until he met the wall, and then Chip Ganassi jizzed.

/franchitti won

WhoIsWillo: Grables'Daughter: So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

Looked like it was going to be a fuel mileage race after Newgarden stalled with 36 to go. That went out the window when Ed Carpenter spun with 20 to go. Tony Kanaan passed everyone on a restart (it was incredible) and traded the lead with Dario a couple times. Marco wrecked himself with about 10 to go. On the restart Dario and Dixon passed Kanaan. Sato worked his way up to second and looked under Dario going into turn one on the last lap, but was a bit pinched and spun around, giving Dario the win. Dixon finished second and Kanaan finished third.

Thank you for that.

ski9600: Yeah, I was passed out also after all the Danica references. DVR to the rescue!

I hope to find a place that I can watch the replay online.

Grables'Daughter: Thank you for that.

No worries.

mmmm

Douchebag and Douchebaguette.

/ never been happier to have missed an IndyCar race.
//Last Indy: 1995

FlashHarry: mmmm

Oh dear lord YES. I would disappoint her in record time.

Dario Franchitti wins Indy 500, bestowing upon Fark another thread of hot Ashley Judd photos

Careful, Subby, that would mean she's earning her fame by objectifying her looks rather than appreciating her artistic talent.

Which includes the ability to count to three when the TV camera is on.

fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

As opposed to the one just cancelled?

Grables'Daughter: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

So, you're saying she's some kind of... Attention Whore?

They are the worst.

Please. She gives attention whores a bad name.

At least I didn't have to gauge this race in Danicas.

/congrats on the lucky yellow, Mister Puffyface!

WhoIsWillo: Grables'Daughter: So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

Looked like it was going to be a fuel mileage race after Newgarden stalled with 36 to go. That went out the window when Ed Carpenter spun with 20 to go. Tony Kanaan passed everyone on a restart (it was incredible) and traded the lead with Dario a couple times. Marco wrecked himself with about 10 to go. On the restart Dario and Dixon passed Kanaan. Sato worked his way up to second and looked under Dario going into turn one on the last lap, but was a bit pinched and spun around, giving Dario the win. Dixon finished second and Kanaan finished third.

I did like the three-wide finish, just in the letter of the "hold your place in a yellow".

Tony Kanaan reminds me of Lee Arnsburg. In a good way.

Dario is so getting a bj from Ashley Winona . and maybe momma Judd tonight.

She's seems like a she'd be a huge biatch in real life.

laid back w/bud light: Dario is so getting a bj from Ashley Winona . and maybe momma Judd tonight.

See, for some girls you don't HAVE to win the Indy 500 to get a bj.

fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

Luck my ass, Franchitti farking bumped Sato.

Girion47: fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

Luck my ass, Franchitti farking bumped Sato.

No, he didn't.

SharkTrager: fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

You do not "luck in to" 3 Indy 500 wins.

Get back to me when he wins under a green flag. Until then, luck. Dude has never actually had to FINISH an Indy he won under green.

Castroneves will get #4 before this prick.

A few months ago I was on a road trip and Car Talk is on. They take a call, "Hello, you're on Car Talk"
the caller: "Hi, this is Ashley Judd."
"Wait, THE Ashely Judd? The one with the Indy-racing husband?!?"
Took her a minute to actually convince them it was her.

Grables'Daughter: amidoingitright?

Yes.

Grables'Daughter: So, for those of us that didn't see the last half, can someone please fill me in?

Please?

A bunch of weird-looking race cars drove around a track.
Some of them crashed.
A European guy with a hot celebrity wife won.

Does anyone know where I can re-watch the race today online?

Thanks!

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fastbow: SharkTrager: fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

You do not "luck in to" 3 Indy 500 wins.

Get back to me when he wins under a green flag. Until then, luck. Dude has never actually had to FINISH an Indy he won under green.

Castroneves will get #4 before this prick.

Dude yeah I'm with you. Everyone knows races under 600 miles are all luck. The Indy 500, 3+ hours of pure luck. Car, driver, pit crew all have nothing to do with it. That lucky SOB.

Er, did I miss something? What the hell happened to her face?! Is she on Prednesone or something?

Flab: I_Love_Cheesecake: [f3v3r.com image 640x359]

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Ok, that's very very funny

Girion47: fastbow: fatalvenom: That no talent twat got more facetime than her husband who actually drove in and won the race.

She must have a new drama on ABC starting soon.

So? Franchitti didn't win the race either. He lucked into the lead because Saito couldn't wait until turn 4 or hold on through his pass. 3rd time that Scottish punk has lucked into a 500 win...

Luck my ass, Franchitti farking bumped Sato.

And he's serious.

Flab: I_Love_Cheesecake: [f3v3r.com image 640x359]

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This post reminds me why I still visit, and pay, for Fark.

Wow what a big surprise. Honda crys about lack of speed and gets more power from Indycar for the 500 and when it comes down to the finish it is a Honda playground with the top 5 cars all Honda powered. Brilliant strategy.

She is still beautiful.

I have only missed attending 3 Indy 500 races in the last 15 years. Guess who won all 3? I better go until he retires, because while I don't mind him too much, hearing Ashley gush about him being the greatest and he does things nobody has done before, etc. are really, really obnoxious. But damn Sato has to feel ill. He played it right until the final lap. Damn. I also think it would have been interesting to see what would happen if Kanaan didn't shoot his wad taking the lead on the restart. If he had paced himself to the white flag it could have been insane. But that's not Kanaan's game, and that's why the crowd loves him.

mohron: I have only missed attending 3 Indy 500 races in the last 15 years. Guess who won all 3? I better go until he retires, because while I don't mind him too much, hearing Ashley gush about him being the greatest and he does things nobody has done before, etc. are really, really obnoxious. But damn Sato has to feel ill. He played it right until the final lap. Damn. I also think it would have been interesting to see what would happen if Kanaan didn't shoot his wad taking the lead on the restart. If he had paced himself to the white flag it could have been insane. But that's not Kanaan's game, and that's why the crowd loves him.

It seemed the lead changes were almost not by choice. The greater speed of the second place car finally reached a point where the only way to contain it would have been to throttle down, and then you had to get that speed back, so they were passing whether it was the right move tactically or not. They mentioned getting back up to speed if you throttled down was taking over a lap, so Sato may have not felt he had a choice.

I went this year.

Hot as balls, white trash folks, domestic beer and loud noises. Basically, it was awesome.