When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways

MaudlinMutantMollusk: When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways

Because it involved a toothbrush, and not...

Oh, never mind.

: )

FTA: Panker told Ynetnews she tried to get it out, but to no avail. She rushed to the hospital and had an X-ray, but the doctors couldn't see the toothbrush, and sent her home.


"No, seriously guys, I would KNOW if I swallowed a toothbrush."

I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

I think I was probably drunk at the time too, judging by my comment.

Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

A girl (or guy) can make a very good living with those skills.

Phase 1) Brush teeth
Phase 2) ?
Phase 3) Go to hospital

She's got to be leaving out some detail she's embarrassed about or something. There's no way a toothbrush just accidentally slips down your throat. I'm amazed it's possible to even do that deliberately.

ecmoRandomNumbers: FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

A girl (or guy) can make a very good living with those skills.

Coincidentally, one that would involve anal b.

This too will pass?

You will not pass?

/how the hell do you swallow a damned toothbrush?
//I mean, you need to brush as far back on that tongue as you can
///but damn!

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

Damn. Good memory. I figured after 7 and a half years it wouldn't hurt to re-use it.

Maybe she put it in her ass then got a case of hiccups.

was she brushing her esophagus or something?

weigelt: violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

Damn. Good memory. I figured after 7 and a half years it wouldn't hurt to re-use it.

Don't redlight it! I'm not calberting the thread.

It always freaks me out to see links that i've posted in from that long ago. Not sure why.

Hello, me from 2017. I hope you are not fat.

I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.

"When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat."

I want to spend a night with that chick.

basemetal: This too will pass?

Do not pass rectum, do not collect $200.

Bravo subby!

That had to tickle her uvula.

If things slip down her throat that easily, i bet she's popular with the menfolk!

On the embarrassment scale, this ranks far lower than the Russian guy who got an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.

toothbrushes are plastic, so of course they didn't show up on the x-ray.

Ed Finnerty: Maybe she put it in her ass then got a case of hiccups.

My outburst after reading that just scared the dogs.

Ima4nic8or: I want to spend a night with that chick.

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.

Indeed. Google result #6 for 'swallowed toothrbush': The swallowed toothbrush: A radiographic clue of bulimia.

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

And, fresh from Google, filed under "Y U DO THIS?!", Teen swallows rude toothbrush: A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

"Panker told Ynetnews she tried to get it out, but to no avail. She rushed to the hospital and had an X-ray, but the doctors couldn't see the toothbrush, and sent her home."

I almost want to call BS on this. The doctors couldn't see it, told her to go home, and she did?!!? Although I believe the part about the doctors having their heads up their butts by not helping her. I've seen some specialists about some issues and I'm no doctor but I feel sometimes they really don't listen to you.

NOWHERE in the article does it say it is an Oral B. it could have been a Virgin(R)
or who ever else makes tooth brushes. i all ever heard of was Oral B

MTA?

Virtuoso80: On the embarrassment scale, this ranks far lower than the Russian guy who got an electric toothbrush stuck up his butt.

O_o I don't EVEN wanna know......

/clench

She's fighting cavities the hard way. O_o

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

...and 9 out of 10 dentists prefer her when they have an urge to fill a cavity using their 'special' tools

Okay ma'am, swish and spit

Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

Anal B.

I'm having trouble swallowing this story.

even vitamin pills I can barely get down.

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

And here I was all ready to suggest this as a HotY candidate. Dang.

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.

Yup that's exactly what I thought when I read the headline. You don't accidentally swallow a farking toothbrush,it's the same like the people going to the hospital with various things stuck up their ass saying "I fell on it,doc. One in a million shot" Both too embarrassed to admit the truth.

/They should check the enamel on her teeth. I bet it's farked.

I'm having a real tough time accepting her story.

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.

Maybe this.

octopied: I'm having trouble swallowing this story.

even vitamin pills I can barely get down.

maybe you should start with small things like semen IV

violentsalvation: I remember this headline from a while ago, (not a repeat)

Wow.

Ha! I am definitely sending the link to this story to my cousin. She did the same thing about 15 years ago and never could explain how it happened. And no, she isn't/wasn't bulimic.

Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...

Driver: Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...

your stripper name is gay. maybe if u called it gaygay. or gayrafda

kidsizedcoffin: I imagine she was trying to make herself throw up. Eating disorders aren't all fun and games.

Ding ding ding ding! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner!

Wonder if it would have tickled.

I wonder if there was ever an Oral A or Oral C.

As for this chick, sound like a possible Oral A++

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

This.

And why NOT make it Anal B, subby?

Jon iz teh kewl: Driver: Ghastly: Anal B is going to be my rapper name.

I thought that was your dancer/stripper name...

your stripper name is gay. maybe if u called it gaygay. or gayrafda

Strong words coming from someone that was named by a LOLCAT
_{and so sadly ironic on the "Jon" part}

FirstNationalBastard: Wow... she knows how to deepthroat and seemingly has no gag reflex.

Swallows it all without a trace, too. Impressive!

Grables'Daughter: MaudlinMutantMollusk: When she bent over the faucet with the toothbrush in her mouth, she said it slipped down her throat.

The hell?

/talk about doing it wrong...
//in so many, many ways

Because it involved a toothbrush, and not...

Oh, never mind.

: )

TBIE?

EIP