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27 May 2012 10:46 PM   |   10204 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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cman    [TotalFark]  
I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that

27 May 2012 08:43 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic itself, but the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that

FTFM

27 May 2012 08:44 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
British, right?

27 May 2012 08:46 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
I know that "Queen" is her title, as is "President", therefore they should both be capitalized. As should, Senator, Congressman/Congresswoman, etc.

27 May 2012 08:50 PM
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MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID

27 May 2012 08:50 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Bathia_Mapes: I know that "Queen" is her title, as is "President", therefore they should both be capitalized. As should, Senator, Congressman/Congresswoman, etc.

Yes, Your Majesty

27 May 2012 08:51 PM
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jbc    [TotalFark]  
I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.

27 May 2012 08:56 PM
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GAT_00     
Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.

27 May 2012 08:57 PM
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RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

(Philip had to renounce all of his Royal titles to the Greek and Danish royalty upon marriage to Elizabeth and was given the title of Duke of Edinburgh. He was not made a Prince of the Realm until 1957 by his wife).

27 May 2012 08:58 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
jbc: I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.

I'd love to find out after the Queen's death that she was TMLO or somebody like that.

27 May 2012 09:05 PM
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mamoru    [TotalFark]  
I know she speaks in a high pitched voice and says "HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO" a lot.

27 May 2012 09:07 PM
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OtherLittleGuy     
RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh..

A-HA!

I knew it!

The British Monarchy is behind Obama, to bring the Colonies back to Mother England.

27 May 2012 09:09 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
en.rian.ru

She knows how to change a tire.

27 May 2012 09:09 PM
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unyon    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.

I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.

27 May 2012 09:10 PM
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VictoryCabal     
I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

27 May 2012 09:11 PM
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RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

27 May 2012 09:16 PM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
jbc: I know she's a lurker, so Subby is probably getting the banhammer for calling her out in the headline.

You should have been around when she played TOD in TFD while shiatfaced drunk and was giving out BIE like crazy. Good times.

27 May 2012 09:17 PM
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Miss Stein    [TotalFark]  
unyon:
I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.


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27 May 2012 09:22 PM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.


She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

27 May 2012 09:25 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.


But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.

27 May 2012 09:43 PM
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baka-san    [TotalFark]  
SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.


She has inside her blood of kings?

27 May 2012 09:53 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
I wonder where she hides her phylactary?

27 May 2012 10:14 PM
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lysdexic     
baka-san: SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.

She has inside her blood of kings?


I hear she's dynamite with a laser beam

27 May 2012 10:22 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
lysdexic: baka-san: SilentStrider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: RexTalionis: VictoryCabal: I know that A Night At The Opera was her best album.

Also, she wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride her bike. She wants to ride her bicycle, she wants to ride it where she likes.

She's very greedy. She wants it all -- and she wants it now.

But then there was the time, sleeping ver soundly on a Saturday Morning, when she dreamed she was Al Capone.

She has inside her blood of kings?

I hear she's dynamite with a laser beam


She also admits that fat bottomed girls make her rockin' world go 'round.

27 May 2012 10:25 PM
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lysdexic     
FTFA:Receptions at Buckingham Palace are generally more socially and ethnically mixed than they are at Downing Street or in the City.

She rules San Francisco? OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

27 May 2012 10:27 PM
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teto85    [TotalFark]  
Bathia_Mapes: [en.rian.ru image 468x389]

She knows how to change a tyre.



FTFY

27 May 2012 10:38 PM
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Huskadoodle     
She's a grandmother....with benefits

27 May 2012 10:48 PM
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ZeroCorpse    [TotalFark]  
She's a really nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say. She's a really nice girl, but she changes from day to day.

27 May 2012 10:49 PM
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Guuberre     
She ain't no human being

27 May 2012 10:50 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.


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27 May 2012 10:50 PM
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W.C.fields forever     
I know she sold her panties on e bay.

/amiright

27 May 2012 10:51 PM
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OtherLittleGuy     
Bathia_Mapes: [en.rian.ru image 468x389]

She knows how to change a tire.


I'd love to see "Monarch in a Resonably Priced Car".

27 May 2012 10:52 PM
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firefly212     
unyon: GAT_00: Supposedly charming old woman, ruled over the decline of formerly the world's greatest sea power and one of the greatest powers in human history into obsolesce and to the point where Argentina is willing to challenge them again and they probably can't keep even the Islands in one piece in the near future. Scotland will be leaving before too long.

I can't believe how she decimated the British military budget through the 80s and 90s. One wonders what she was thinking.


That there is little point to spending the kingdoms fortune on defenses and leaving nothing left to defend.

27 May 2012 10:52 PM
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ciderczar     
RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

(Philip had to renounce all of his Royal titles to the Greek and Danish royalty upon marriage to Elizabeth and was given the title of Duke of Edinburgh. He was not made a Prince of the Realm until 1957 by his wife).


And her Royal-ness didn't really kick in for her until she saw her initials on the milk bottles, which would have been a hell of a way to tell her her dad had snuffed it.

27 May 2012 10:53 PM
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Baron Harkonnen     
cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that

I can't imagine people hating their leader like that because they don't like her ethnicity.
That's why I'm glad I live in America.

27 May 2012 10:54 PM
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Skr     
Best rock vocalist ever.


And has a thing for swans and stubby dogs.

27 May 2012 10:54 PM
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i.r.id10t     
Apparently, she is occasionally not amused... but then, aren't we all?

27 May 2012 10:54 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
I know she's no longer the Queen of America, and that's about all I really care about.

27 May 2012 10:55 PM
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ultraholland     
FirstNationalBastard: Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.

I'd 'ave given 'er a good rodgering, I would!

27 May 2012 10:56 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If that guy looked any more British he'd have blood pudding coming out of his ears.


Guuberre: She ain't no human being

Lizard people!

t2.gstatic.com

27 May 2012 10:56 PM
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URAPNIS     
Baron Harkonnen: cman: I know that she's of German ethnicity (not Germanic, the House of Windsor is an offshoot of a German royal house), and a lot of British people despise her for that

I can't imagine people hating their leader like that because they don't like her ethnicity.
That's why I'm glad I live in America.


Well, they DID bomb Pearl Harbor.

27 May 2012 10:57 PM
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r1niceboy     
Gyrfalcon: I know she's no longer the Queen of America, and that's about all I really care about.

www.inquisitr.com

You've not exactly traded up though.

27 May 2012 10:57 PM
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thisispete    [TotalFark]  
She's got some gender issues too: Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.

27 May 2012 10:58 PM
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gerbilpox     
OtherLittleGuy: RexTalionis: I knew that she found out about her father's death and thus her own ascension to the throne while she was in a treehouse while she was on holiday in Kenya with her husband, Philip, Duke of Edinburgh..

A-HA!

I knew it!

The British Monarchy is behind Obama, to bring the Colonies back to Mother England.


Has anyone ever seen her birth certificate?

27 May 2012 10:59 PM
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RoyBatty     
She ain't my Queen!

27 May 2012 11:00 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
I know that in the early 80's she was mooned by 4 USCG aidales from the door of an H-3 as her yacht sailed up the Columbia River. Dad is PNG from England and I'm mostly likely as well.

27 May 2012 11:00 PM
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relcec     
just that she is a Leech.

27 May 2012 11:02 PM
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schief2    [TotalFark]  
FirstNationalBastard: Most of us would have nailed her back in the day.


[25.media.tumblr.com image 468x564]


This. Anyone who says that she wasn't extremely hittable in yonder days - especially compared to most of the uggos that infest the British Isles - needs to just step forward and claim their StudMan69 card.

theroyalfirm.files.wordpress.com

27 May 2012 11:03 PM
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frestcrallen     
There is an atmospheric wobble of expectation, a slight but helpless jitter.

Didn't know she was into dubstep.

27 May 2012 11:03 PM
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suziequzie    [TotalFark]  
She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

27 May 2012 11:03 PM
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