KrispyKritter: ha! at 33 i'd been banging for 22 yrs.

Why don't you have a seat right over there....

We need a product that decreases sex drive in old men. I'm kinda sick of all the damn Viagra commercials.

Well, a product more effective than what we have on the market anyway.

Lie

rjakobi: We need a product that decreases sex drive in old men. I'm kinda sick of all the damn Viagra commercials.

We need a product called sex so we can have MOAR SEX!

/sex

rjakobi: We need a product that decreases sex drive in old men.

Alcohol?

rjakobi: We need a product that decreases sex drive in old men

It's called old women.

Trixie212: SweetSilverBlues: The problem with as you grow older isn't wanting it, it's the spirit is willing but the body is experiencing a variety of aches and pain in various areas necessary for good sex.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

/not old
//aches and pains, though

But the nice thing is that if you go ahead and go with the mood, it doesn't take but just a minute until you aren't feeling those aches and pains anymore.

Lol! Well you still feel the aches and pains, you just don't care!

Your sex drive wouldn't end if she was a Page 3 girl

The water was cold:

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

This. The biggest age swing I got was at 27 banging a 19 y/o. Sure, she was tight, but she just laid there, like her 'hotness' should be enough. Then, when I was 29 I bagged a 34 y/o. I can only imagine what she'd be like into her 40's and 50's, damn near broke my dick off.

SweetSilverBlues: Trixie212: SweetSilverBlues: The problem with as you grow older isn't wanting it, it's the spirit is willing but the body is experiencing a variety of aches and pain in various areas necessary for good sex.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

/not old
//aches and pains, though

But the nice thing is that if you go ahead and go with the mood, it doesn't take but just a minute until you aren't feeling those aches and pains anymore.

Lol! Well you still feel the aches and pains, you just don't care!

Yep. Great sex is a helluva drug.

The water was cold: WhippingBoy: The water was cold: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

But ewwwwwwwww!


Not at all - very much in shape, and well kept. I've seen a lot of young ewwwwws, an a lot of older mmmmmms!

But, to each his own. If you want to miss out, that's your prerogative. It just leaves more for me - thanks.

Walk around any college campus these days and it's clear there are plenty of young ewwwws. Younguns who haven't learned how to take care of themselves yet.

Nice thing about my sex drive is it stays ramped up when I'm exercising, so it feels under my control. Plus, as I age, the men I find attractive get older too. 40 to 60-year-olds look totally yummy now. Men in their 20's look like puppies. I just want to cook them a healthy meal and ask them when they're going to settle down with a nice girl.

HAHAHA, At my age (68) they could never get me for rape ! Assault with a dead weapon, maybe. But never rape.

dforkus: Jon iz teh kewl: haha so the girl i'm gonna marry already reached her peak so it's all downhill for her


Well, she is marrying you....

(ohsnap.jpg)

Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Men have their best sex when women are 28, that I can believe.

(guys, you can be in your 40s, not rich, not particularly handsome, but if you're in decent shape and have a nice line of bs, you can hook up with the 20-somethings. Not with great frequency, but it happens)

cig-mkr: HAHAHA, At my age (68) they could never get me for rape ! Assault with a dead weapon, maybe. But never rape.

Oh damn, I'm on my phone.

Can someone vote Funny on this for me? There's a luv.

Snakeophelia: The water was cold: WhippingBoy: The water was cold: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

But ewwwwwwwww!


Not at all - very much in shape, and well kept. I've seen a lot of young ewwwwws, an a lot of older mmmmmms!

But, to each his own. If you want to miss out, that's your prerogative. It just leaves more for me - thanks.

Walk around any college campus these days and it's clear there are plenty of young ewwwws. Younguns who haven't learned how to take care of themselves yet.

Nice thing about my sex drive is it stays ramped up when I'm exercising, so it feels under my control. Plus, as I age, the men I find attractive get older too. 40 to 60-year-olds look totally yummy now. Men in their 20's look like puppies. I just want to cook them a healthy meal and ask them when they're going to settle down with a nice girl.

That post, and your profile, are exactly what I needed to read two days after turning a very depressing age. Life apparently doesn't have to end when you reach _______.

Snakeophelia: The water was cold: WhippingBoy: The water was cold: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

But ewwwwwwwww!


Not at all - very much in shape, and well kept. I've seen a lot of young ewwwwws, an a lot of older mmmmmms!

But, to each his own. If you want to miss out, that's your prerogative. It just leaves more for me - thanks.

Walk around any college campus these days and it's clear there are plenty of young ewwwws. Younguns who haven't learned how to take care of themselves yet.

Nice thing about my sex drive is it stays ramped up when I'm exercising, so it feels under my control. Plus, as I age, the men I find attractive get older too. 40 to 60-year-olds look totally yummy now. Men in their 20's look like puppies. I just want to cook them a healthy meal and ask them when they're going to settle down with a nice girl.



I checked your profile. If you ever divorce, let me know! -- mmmmmmm! (with all due respect, of course)

ahh come on its in The Sun, who's average reader is somebody who thinks sex is something you only do after about twenty pints and a curry, or standing in a shop doorway.

Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Mine hasn't hit that stage yet and I don't know what to expect when it happens. Right now we're in "twice a week" mode and next month will make 31 years for us. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared of what's to come.
But... there's always porn on the computer if I have to resort.

Bool sheet.

I'm 46, husband is 54. I've never had so much fun in my life.

Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Holy shiat. Sounds like she needs hormone therapy. She sounds miserable, and doesn't have to be!

gilatrout: I'm 47. What's sex?

This. In fact, VERY MUCH THIS.

/and I'm 46.

SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Holy shiat. Sounds like she needs hormone therapy. She sounds miserable, and doesn't have to be!

Actually, if I have to be miserable, she should be, too.

SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Holy shiat. Sounds like she needs hormone therapy. She sounds miserable, and doesn't have to be!

i'll give you the same advice I give all my 20 something friends: Make yourself a locked room in the basement or garage and plan to spend A LOT of time there!

I'm 45 (divorced), GF (40 / widow)) and I are just starting the 'get it on' phase.

Its been pretty amazing so far, but I think part of it is that we're both pretty good kissers (so we start off with some awesome face sucking time) with a bunch of built up passion from being with less physical mates for so long.

*cues the pr0n music*

Baz the Spaz: SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Holy shiat. Sounds like she needs hormone therapy. She sounds miserable, and doesn't have to be!

Actually, if I have to be miserable, she should be, too.

But if she's no longer miserable, she'll be interested in the snu-snu again.

Then you're not miserable, too!

I am 42 and have had lots of great sex since I was 15 til now. The younger you are it is all about the mechanics of it. The older you get it is about the hunt, the building up to it, you learn what makes it hotter.

The old bull story is spot on.

I also just married a 27 year old hottie, so that helps.

Yeah, I have put on some extra lbs in 15 years of marriage. My wife says it affects her desire and sex isn't as good. Strange thing is though, it's only been in the last few years I have been able to convince her it's ok to be a freak. She was brought up repressed/conservative. Now she squirts like a fountain and has to scream into a pillow (don't want kids to hear). So I think it's bs she blames my weight. She just doesn't want to admit she's getting old.

theflatline: I am 42 and have had lots of great sex since I was 15 til now. The younger you are it is all about the mechanics of it. The older you get it is about the hunt, the building up to it, you learn what makes it hotter.

The old bull story is spot on.

I also just married a 27 year old hottie, so that helps.

Nice!

Baz the Spaz: SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Holy shiat. Sounds like she needs hormone therapy. She sounds miserable, and doesn't have to be!

i'll give you the same advice I give all my 20 something friends: Make yourself a locked room in the basement or garage and plan to spend A LOT of time there!

Tell her you're going to step out of the marriage if you don't start getting any. That should light a fire under her arse. Seriously, start cheating on her, but tell her first, or just divorce. I'd be content being alone vs your situation.

Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

What was wrong with you at 30?

Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.

Your "doin'"...How is it?

Older women being better is a myth. At least, in the age of internet porn it is.
If you're a man who is eager to please, women of all ages will be receptive to it. If you just want to bend her over and get your rocks off, then yes, you'll be disappointed in younger women.

Trixie212: Jon iz teh kewl: Trixie212: Going to have to disagree. I'm almost 50 and sex gets better every year...and I want it more often than I did at 30.
god i hope when i'm 46 i'm not still using fark

So do we...

Waiting for the smoke to clear from that burn....
Also, how you doin?

/ Oblig on a wonderful holi-day.

Well, I am almost 40 and my appetite is insatiable. You can ask my hot 21 year old surfer girl. She will admit she has a hard time keeping up with me in bed, on the water and at the bar.

WhippingBoy: rjakobi: We need a product that decreases sex drive in old men

It's called old women.

Nagging is the anti sex drug.

Oblig?

?

Snakeophelia: The water was cold: WhippingBoy: The water was cold: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

I call shenanigans!


Soon to be 53 yo - male

Best sex EVER:

1. I was 37, she was 50. She was 13 years, 7 month older
(lasted 5 very intense months)

2. I was 38 to 42, she was 51 to 55. She was 13 years, 20 days older
(four GLORIOUS years!)

Honorable mentions: Me 42, she 59 / me 50, she 66

Older ladies love the attention, and can teach lots of tricks that they have learned over the years.

Young girls: "ME, ME, ME, what about ME?!"

Older ladies: "What can I do to please you?"

But ewwwwwwwww!


Not at all - very much in shape, and well kept. I've seen a lot of young ewwwwws, an a lot of older mmmmmms!

But, to each his own. If you want to miss out, that's your prerogative. It just leaves more for me - thanks.

Walk around any college campus these days and it's clear there are plenty of young ewwwws. Younguns who haven't learned how to take care of themselves yet.

Nice thing about my sex drive is it stays ramped up when I'm exercising, so it feels under my control. Plus, as I age, the men I find attractive get older too. 40 to 60-year-olds look totally yummy now. Men in their 20's look like puppies. I just want to cook them a healthy meal and ask them when they're going to settle down with a nice girl.

For free food, ill hang out. Women my age can't cook.

It took me years to realize my drive is set on high...and its ok! However, I keep dating repressed virgins who are too scared and inexperienced to go too far.

To all the ladies who are withholding from your husbands, if you dont want it, fine but at least give the man a helping hand. Be creative! Sex doesnt always have to be tab A into slot b.There are a lot of willing lonely women out there who would love to be in your place with a loving husband.

/been 4 years
//Hitachi magic wand while wonderful, is still not as good as the real thing

Baz the Spaz: Sorry. My wife's five years of menopause and general crankiness killed it. Not even worth asking for it anymore. I am only met with that icy stare and the guilty feelings that follow. That's what 32 years of marriage will do to you guys.

/She's in biatch mode with the switch stuck on high.

Married 33 years, when my wife went through menopause the first time she snapped at me I asked if it was her or the menopause talking. After that she would go off once in a while then say "That wasn't me talking, sorry"
Glad she recognized that.

Savage Bacon: 33-y-o male having the best sex of his life with his current gf; getting a kick, etc.

I don't think it has anything to do with age, but rather who you're with.

SO VERY THIS.

Best sex of my life now- no surprise, I'm only months from 28. The mister is 40 and his drive according to him hasn't changed since he was 21. Yeah, I'm reaping the benefits.

/first long term man who actually knew what he was doing
//pardon me, he's calling me to his bunk

theflatline: I am 42 and have had lots of great sex since I was 15 til now. The younger you are it is all about the mechanics of it. The older you get it is about the hunt, the building up to it, you learn what makes it hotter.

The old bull story is spot on.

I also just married a 27 year old hottie, so that helps.

marleymaniac: Yeah, I have put on some extra lbs in 15 years of marriage. My wife says it affects her desire and sex isn't as good. Strange thing is though, it's only been in the last few years I have been able to convince her it's ok to be a freak. She was brought up repressed/conservative. Now she squirts like a fountain and has to scream into a pillow (don't want kids to hear). So I think it's bs she blames my weight. She just doesn't want to admit she's getting old.

I don't care for fat guys at all and yes, it would affect my sexual attraction. But 15 pounds isn't much, unless you're under five feet tall. So I'm going to have to side with you here.

/Silly article. Any sex is the best sex of my life, as long as I want to do it. As someone else said--it's the person you're having it with, not your age.

Sex in my 20's was actually as aggravating as it was fun cuz the more I got it the more I wanted and the pouting was pretty adolescent.

Now its just as fun, I get it more often and my wife seems to like it more now that I'm more "condensed"

When asked about my sex life I answer "Infrequent"
Then they have to ask if it's one or two words, infrequent or in frequent.

DNRTFA so I don't know what their angle is, but sex has never been better for me.

/working on my fifty-second year on earth.

theflatline: I am 42 and have had lots of great sex since I was 15 til now. The younger you are it is all about the mechanics of it. The older you get it is about the hunt, the building up to it, you learn what makes it hotter.

The old bull story is spot on.

I also just married a 27 year old hottie, so that helps.

Just out of curiosity do women in your age bracket issue snide comments about marrying someone half your age? I read an article about women in their 40s being ignored in the dating pool and upset about being passed over for younger women. I guess I don't need to go over the whole article but they were very unhappy and sometimes lashed out.